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tactcom7
17-11-10, 06:48 PM
So there I was, sitting in my mums office, she's a solicitor (wills and probate) so she gets lots of dead peoples stuff to look after.
I spied an interesting looking little box n me mum said it was someones medals, so obviously I had a look. Inside I find a medal from the RSPCA.
Apparently the guy had saved a load of pigs from a burning shed at great risk to himself.
How very random...
husky03
17-11-10, 06:49 PM
roast pork with apple sauce-lovely
missyburd
17-11-10, 06:50 PM
Interesting, you would have thought he'd have tried to save his own bacon....
Bibio
17-11-10, 06:51 PM
roast pork with apple sauce-lovely

yup my thought exactly.

but well done the the bloke for saving the bacon.
husky03
17-11-10, 07:02 PM
bet you he was as happy as pigs in sheet when he got his medal
speedplay
17-11-10, 07:05 PM
Cant see bhp.on.tap getting one..:rolleyes: (http://forums.sv650.org/showthread.php?t=159708)
andrewsmith
17-11-10, 07:31 PM
crackling effort by that person
embee
17-11-10, 07:34 PM
Don't believe a word of it, you're telling porkie pies.
husky03
17-11-10, 07:35 PM
must have been a swine whoever started the fire
MisterTommyH
17-11-10, 07:57 PM
I hope they gave him some oinkment to treat any burns
andrewsmith
17-11-10, 08:19 PM
they must have been swimming in it when that guy rescued them
Biker Biggles
17-11-10, 08:21 PM
Was his name Trotter?
Sorry to be a boar.
tactcom7
17-11-10, 08:22 PM
All good efforts, well done everyone.
First prize goes to tommy h for his oinkment based pun...
missyburd
17-11-10, 08:31 PM
haha all of those made me smile, crackling joint effort everyone :-)
Biker Biggles
17-11-10, 08:33 PM
haha all of those made me smile, crackling joint effort everyone :-)

Right.Thats you for the chop madam.
missyburd
17-11-10, 08:37 PM
Right.Thats you for the chop madam.
Sirloin-ly not....yeah ok maybe that doesn't work, I'm leaving :-D
MisterTommyH
17-11-10, 08:38 PM
Right.Thats you for the chop madam.

Easy - there's no need for things to turn sow-er.
andrewsmith
17-11-10, 08:39 PM
haha MYC you save my Bacon with that one
Venom
17-11-10, 08:42 PM
Did they take the pigs to hospital in a hambulance?
andrewsmith
17-11-10, 08:43 PM
did they take the pigs to hospital in a hambulance?

taxi!!!
Venom
17-11-10, 08:44 PM
must have been a swine whoever started the fire

I hope someone squealed to the pigs and they arrested the swine.
missyburd
17-11-10, 08:48 PM
I hope someone squealed to the pigs and they arrested the swine.

:winner:
MisterTommyH
17-11-10, 08:53 PM
I see we're trotting out all the old puns now...
Holdup
17-11-10, 08:59 PM
Did they take the pigs to hospital in a hambulance?

surely it was the meat wagon?

*yea that really is my contribution
missyburd
17-11-10, 09:21 PM
surely it was the meat wagon?

*yea that really is my contribution

Oh just get sn-out s-will you :rolleyes:


;):p
benji106
18-11-10, 09:42 AM
Hmmm, I have my doubts about this story, sounds like hogswallop to me! Some very hammy puns on here by the way.