quiffs Border patrol crimbo party pics

[Quiff Wichard]

Ok it is 3pm..

all set up.. lights on, firepit lit chimenia lit.. BBq ready to go.. beer cooled. Mandy and speedy claire are off the shops to get stuff.. they been ages . maybe they gone dogging..

anyway - life is good party mode is ready- a few pics of the before now.. before Dave Preston descends on us and causes chaos..

all is tidy , all is good..




let us see what debauchery the night brings. ..


no doubt my laptop will stay on and numerous drunken updates will be typed by different drunken folk as the night progresses...

[Quiff Wichard]

pre chaos pics comin.. just loading to photoboquet

[Quiff Wichard]

i just gotta put the sail up in the garden to keep the heat in.. then I CAN HIT THE BEER.

some sod pranged my car in the night .. all the rear quarter smashed in so I didnt fancy the party but now I am just gonna get wasted and sod it..

[Quiff Wichard]

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see .. all quiet at moment ..


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even santa is ready


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no doubt there will be a pic of Presaton trying to play this later


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shorts ready

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food on the go

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[Quiff Wichard]

and out in to the garden..

all set up nice.. at moment


see what its like later eh..??


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one hammock.. they wont resist it will they ??


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firepit ready .. and wood for the burning of..

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chimenia.. and wood ready .. trying to dry out chair..


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BBQ ready to go

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love chair..

see who ends up in it eh??

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[Quiff Wichard]

hope I got enough wood..


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[Quiff Wichard]

monty not impressed !


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[yorkie_chris]

Ooooh fire :)

[anna]

Looks nice and clean there... no doubt wont stay like that for long

[maviczap]

hope I got enough wood..


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Hide that axe Quiff, it could get really messy later on, especially with a mad Irish man in the house :D

[Quiff Wichard]

ooo dear Preston is here-

girls in lounge with x factor on boys swearing in my garden..

its all getting drunken and fun!!

[Quiff Wichard]

ok here ya go... its beginning to liven up...



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[Quiff Wichard]

monty dont know what the hell is goin on


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[Quiff Wichard]

heat heat hot hot hot

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toasted marshmallows on here.. nice

[Quiff Wichard]

here is the preston holding court..



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[dizzyblonde]

no doubt there will be a pic of Presaton trying to play this later


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You're safe....only da Badger plays ass piano;)

I don't hold up much hope for your white sofas though :(

[missyburd]

wish we could have got down there :(

[dizzyblonde]

wish we could have got down there :(

Me too:(

[Quiff Wichard]

its gettin good.. dancing now.. shell has been nearly naked.. totally naked in instalments shall we say ..


more pics..

wastage,...

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double wastage (shell)

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new boy Craig - he isnt comin on any rideouts cos he too good lookin!¬

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oh dear.. too much ale

[Quiff Wichard]

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crap game.. I lost- I was baby

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[Bluefish]

Oh Dear, looks like a good time is being had, don't give up now when it's started getting good, nice **** shell, lol.

[missyburd]

oh Quiff, Shell is gonna love you in the morning?!

[Quiff Wichard]

she reviewed them and made me get rid of some.!

mod please remove if too revealing.. apologies if so..

[Quiff Wichard]

chris has gone quiet


Preston has just said chris you are very quiet let phil stick his finger.... ,,,,,,,,,, bla bla bla .. that will wake you up...



chris says

its a good offer.

[davepreston]

yeah hiding anything sharp when dave around is a good idea, you got plastic knives?

[Richie]

so close to non u-rated but it's Christmas :0)
Shell what a great sport :0)

[Richie]

Quiff, Hope to catch up soon mate :0)

[Quiff Wichard]

she's gone...


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[Quiff Wichard]

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Mr C called in for a while..

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it is Fiona.. Slarks wife's birthday so we had a ca
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[Richie]

was this a live Link up ?

talk to the hand !!!

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[Fruity-ya-ya]

I was wondering the same thing

[TazDaz]

Shell gone already...not even that late!

[missyburd]

I want to know why Quiff is wasting precious time uploading photos when he could be having the time of his life with DP? :-P

[Milky Bar Kid]

Oh dear Shell!!!!! What a hangover you are going to have in the morning!

[andrewsmith]

Oh dear!

Decended into anarchy!

[davepreston]

dp there what u expect!

[andrewsmith]

dp there what u expect!

:stupid:

should anything else be said!!!

[Quiff Wichard]

pics removed now as shell woke up and due to her job we decided to remove them .. she cant recall saying post them up.. ha beer eh

[Fluffer]

nutjobs the lot of them. 1st and last time that's for sure ;) so bad i'm looking to close my account on the forum and join a stamp collecting website instead :)

Good to meet everyone for the first time.. Quiff i hope my alcohol fueled antics have not got me banned for the next one!? urgh 4am should have crashed on the floor with you lot after all!

[christopher]

The after party has started :D

[Ed]

pics removed now as shell woke up and due to her job we decided to remove them .. she cant recall saying post them up.. ha beer eh


They might have been copied;)

[Richie]

pics removed now as shell woke up and due to her job we decided to remove them .. she cant recall saying post them up.. ha beer eh

Very wise... :0)
too much :santa: cheer this time of year = :puker: and :smt103OMG I don't believe I did that !!!

[mister c]

I popped down for an hour or so, just to say hello. Had a new PS3 waiting for me at home with GT5 calling.
Nice to meet up with some peeps I haven't seen for a while, plus, met at last the infamous Davepreston & new boy Craig & Rob.
Took a couple of pics, but I think that I had better keep the one of Shell having Bacardi cleaned off her chest off here :)
Glad everybody had a good time & was nice to see you all :)
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[Speedy Claire]

Was an awesome party... great to see everyone again and meet a couple of new faces. Mandy and Dave thank you so much for your hospitality, and thanks everyone for making it such a fun night. Merry xmas everybody :santa:

[Quiff Wichard]

no probs - house nearly back to normal now.

poor Monty - he wondered what the hell went on.

[Quiff Wichard]

mr Electro is up.. he says he is now going to go home and enjoy his post drinking toilet activity .. something that can only be enjoyed on ones own loo..


preston having his "morning" cigarette at 3pm in the garden - shed is open so my viffer on view and in light of that he says maybe he should be smoking a pipe and wearing slippers

[Quiff Wichard]

ok some last pics from about 4am !


and then this morning..

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Monty perplexed !! in the morning.


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[Quiff Wichard]

see DP on the couch there-

what you cant see is that the front door is open so his feet can stretch out .!

[Quiff Wichard]

someones medication tablets are down the side of my couch here????????

[Quiff Wichard]

all gone !!

just me n monty in house now..

DP just set off gemma..

[Quiff Wichard]

funny events were the look on Craigs face- not knowing anyone and walked in to see claire bent over the couch with Shell behind her in a rythmic fashion..

then he offering claire some cake and the words oh yes put it in my mouth craig.. do you want me to swallow it all ... being said.. poor Craig.. ha I am sure he will attend some spring /summer rideouts now he has had a laugh with some of us..

[kwak zzr]

Looks like you all had a great time! Can't beat a good Christmas party! :-)

[Electro]

Home now. Massive thank you to Mandy and Dave for opening their lovely home for the party. Great people xxxx. Great to see everyone, winters now good for bike socialising. Roll on the warmer weather for more meets :). Think I might have an hours kip now

[Quiff Wichard]

and this sums it up now..




all over .............................. annnnd relax....





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[davepreston]

home safe
epic night!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[maviczap]

So I can see, was there a full moon out last night? Looks like you've just returned from ripping a few innocent virgins throats out. Beware of silver bullets :p

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[Shellywoozle]

Home, slept and now considering a chinese as I didnt make it to Asda.

Thanks Mand and Dave for being wonderful hosts. Lovely to see everyone again, and nice to meet new faces - every bit of me enjoyed it (I think).

I am sorry Craig for the warm welcome I hear you received from me .... ROFL I have been fully filled in (no rudeness now guys).

MY HEAD HURTS !!!!

[Quiff Wichard]

get back to bed sleepy head.. u walked samson??

[yorkie_chris]

Looks like you've just returned from ripping a few innocent virgins throats out.

Like you could find one round there :p

[maviczap]

Like you could find one round there :p

LoL:p

[Shellywoozle]

get back to bed sleepy head.. u walked samson??

I been to bed, Rob walked Sam then jumped in for his recovery.

Chinese ordered so should feel better after that ;)

[TazDaz]

I been to bed, Rob walked Sam then jumped in for his recovery.

Chinese ordered so should feel better after that ;)

How smashed were you...looked through the album. lol

[Shellywoozle]

How smashed were you...looked through the album. lol

I think I was extremely smashed !! Cant remember alot thank god.

No food all day and 3 hours sleep after a night shift didnt help much either ROFL.

Sorry you guys for being a sleepy Woozle but probably saved you more Woozle body bits...... defo on a diet after seeing those pics.

And Jagermeister just sits on tops of what you drink its EVIL pure EVIL !!!

[andrewsmith]

And Jagermeister just sits on tops of what you drink its EVIL pure EVIL !!!

All hail the Jager :smt077

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[TazDaz]

You didn't leave much else to show Shelly...just the details left aha.

I swear it is impossible to get drunk on jager bombs - number of times I've been well into double figures (after x amount of pints) with a few mates and simply not getting any worse. The redbull must counteract the jager or something.

Jager on itself is nasty though!

[Shellywoozle]

You didn't leave much else to show Shelly...just the details left aha.

I swear it is impossible to get drunk on jager bombs - number of times I've been well into double figures (after x amount of pints) with a few mates and simply not getting any worse. The redbull must counteract the jager or something.

Jager on itself is nasty though!

It was the Jager that made me sick this morning, what made me drunk was the amount of spirits I drank on an empty stomach :puker:

I will learn one day .... eat before I drink. Arrgghhhhh paying for it now.

At least I was the entertainment, Rob seemed to enjoy it ;)

[Speedy Claire]

It was a great night, my jaw is aching today from all the laughing. Shell was the entertainment.... a pure star and we love her and her antics to bits xxx

[Quiff Wichard]

ok am removing some pics from photobucket or making photobucket account private .. I didnt think folk would snoop around the whole album ! .

maybe I need to stop posting contentious pics or maybe if folk have a sensitive career they need to drink less and or act accordingly...

Q

[Shellywoozle]

ok am removing some pics from photobucket or making photobucket account private .. I didnt think folk would snoop around the whole album ! .

maybe I need to stop posting contentious pics or maybe if folk have a sensitive career they need to drink less and or act accordingly...

Q

Is that you being my father figure Quiffy .... me needs to drink less :(

fankoo love you xxx

[TazDaz]

ok am removing some pics from photobucket or making photobucket account private .. I didnt think folk would snoop around the whole album ! .


I saw them last night...but knew that the album would still hold them. I went for the subtle warning. :smt039

In my browser, clicking the pic opens it up in photobucket, so not a massive amount of work to see the rest! :)

[Electro]

Its the digital age we live in. People have so much access to put a picture on the web which may or may not be harmful to someone. If the contents of your photobucket account are open to the public there isnt much that can be done about that Dave. Its also not the person with the sensitive jobs fault either, its the idiots that say you cant have a laugh in your spare time because we are always watching you!!! Load of poop if u ask me!!! If i was in a job that had rules like that, i wouldnt be in a job like that for long lol.

[Fluffer]

funny events were the look on Craigs face- not knowing anyone and walked in to see claire bent over the couch with Shell behind her in a rythmic fashion..

then he offering claire some cake and the words oh yes put it in my mouth craig.. do you want me to swallow it all ... being said.. poor Craig.. ha I am sure he will attend some spring /summer rideouts now he has had a laugh with some of us..


It's funny - i really don't remember having any food about my person. I just assumed i'd worked out why she was called Speedy Claire!

[Fluffer]

Home, slept and now considering a chinese as I didnt make it to Asda.

Thanks Mand and Dave for being wonderful hosts. Lovely to see everyone again, and nice to meet new faces - every bit of me enjoyed it (I think).

I am sorry Craig for the warm welcome I hear you received from me .... ROFL I have been fully filled in (no rudeness now guys).

MY HEAD HURTS !!!!


Not a problem Shelly! I couldnt imagine a better entrance into the org :smt103 lol

[AndyBrad]

looks like an ace night folks, glad you had fun :)

[slark01]

Thank you Sir Quiff and Lady Mand for an evening of fun and frivolity.
Spent nearly all day sunday in bed and i'm still recovering!
jagermeister may be nice but bloody hell it's lethal.

Ste.