So guys how do you play the christmas undies shop

[timwilky]

Well for years I have known the wife wants a red bra/brief set. This year she has gone too far, she has let it slip that she has reserved a set at a specialist shop.

So do I sneak in mouse like? err my wife has reserved..

Do I man it up? The names Wilkinson, The Meme Sahib has reserved some dreadnoughts.

Or do I mince in? Hi have you got something special for me.

Is it just me or do all bloke rather not buy the wife undies. Girlfriend OK. But not the wife. There twice the size and half the cost of the girlfriends.

[Dicky Ticker]

Photographs will be necessary as proof of this auspicious purchase
[Of you in the shop I mean]

[454697819]

man up, you might even get a "surprise" from your wife for doing the right thing,,

[Luckypants]

It's just you Tim. Man up and get in there. :cool:

[Owenski]

go in and find the largest dildo you can, take it to the cashier and bold as brass put it down and ask if there is a try before you buy policy.
When the cashier looks at you with no doubt a look of mixed caution and disgust, smile and say only kidding Im here to pick up a reserved set of under-wear for the wife.

they'll love you for it.

[Quedos]

Can't understand why there is always such a problem?!?!?
just go in and get it like you do another shop - trust me there is nothing worse than a man who fawns and moans about buying underwear or going anywhere near it in a retail sense!

[krhall]

Done it like a mouse a few times, but then realised is was making myself look even more of a plum - manned up and fronted it out and it is much easier!

[Sid Squid]

Or do I mince in? Hi have you got something special for me.
That one.

[Bri w]

Why the problem?

Get yourself in there and get it bought you big Jessie!

Mind you, seeing you with your wallet open would be a bigger shock :smt103

[Daimo]

Man up.

I walked into Rigby and Pellers, straight up.... 32F, black, with thong.

They ask if she has been measured properly. "Yes, here.... :lol: "

Item found. Wallet emptied. Walk out.

Otherwise your no manlier than a 16yo asking the chemist for condoms :lol:

[slark01]

Don't see what the problem is. My wife will tell you I don't care what i'm buying or whom it's for.
As an example, items I have bought for others:
Condoms
Dido's ( add the L )
Full underwear including basques, stockings.
Tampons
KY
It's all part of life and nothing to be ashamed of.
So man up!
Ste.

[Daimo]

Yeah but did you tell them the dildo and KY were for your own ass? :lol:

[slark01]

I said it was for my boyfriend ;-)

Ste.

[Scoobs]

Or do I mince in? Hi have you got something special for me.


That one.

Oof. I've just sicked in my mouth.

[timwilky]

Ouch that hurt.

Very nice lady, she already had Lynne's wish list put to one side. But apparently there was an an extra item of a wrap thing for £50. OK says me without knowing the cost of the stuff in the back room I will take it.

I then get stung an extra £6 for gift wrapping. £130 for undies/wrap.

I don't believe it £26 for a pair of knickers with no material in. No wonder the wife wouldn't buy them for herself.

The shop even staple the reciept to one of their business cards. Why do I even bother with this, the business card was embossed in braille. I have never come across a braille business card before. Like I said in the original post specialist shop

[Daimo]

Extra for gift wrapping!!!!

Rigby and pellers do it for free dude. Think I spent like £106 on 1 set and they gave me a bag, a box, wrapped in a bow. I would think its because of xmas, but I got some in oct for her birthday too.

[davepreston]

yea i need these here ,that will sort the body ,now have you owt to fix her face

[454697819]

Extra for gift wrapping!!!!

Rigby and pellers do it for free dude. Think I spent like £106 on 1 set and they gave me a bag, a box, wrapped in a bow. I would think its because of xmas, but I got some in oct for her birthday too.

flippin la senza do it for free in a nice box and wrap!! :smt103

[pete m]

Ok all you Man Up macho men - lets have a comp - we all go to Harvey Nicks - we are each given an obscure item of hosiery / lingerie to buy, he who finds it, queues up with it and doesnt pay too much / gets wrong item , with the least sweat on the brow - you must go in full winter biker gear - is the winner....the proof of the pudin is in the eatin....;)

extra points if you can get a pic of the mrs wearing siad item within the week:cyclops:

[CoolGirl]

I have to go to M&S and buy Mike's underpants, so what's the problem? ;)

[andrewsmith]

Ouch that hurt.

Very nice lady, she already had Lynne's wish list put to one side. But apparently there was an an extra item of a wrap thing for £50. OK says me without knowing the cost of the stuff in the back room I will take it.

I then get stung an extra £6 for gift wrapping. £130 for undies/wrap.

I don't believe it £26 for a pair of knickers with no material in. No wonder the wife wouldn't buy them for herself.

The shop even staple the reciept to one of their business cards. Why do I even bother with this, the business card was embossed in braille. I have never come across a braille business card before. Like I said in the original post specialist shop


Haha Gift wrap was a brown bag then Tim

[timwilky]

Actually it was a cardboard box and ribbon with the name of the lingerie shop, and then bunged in a brown bag.

[andrewsmith]

:lol:

[454697819]

Ok all you Man Up macho men - lets have a comp - we all go to Harvey Nicks - we are each given an obscure item of hosiery / lingerie to buy, he who finds it, queues up with it and doesnt pay too much / gets wrong item , with the least sweat on the brow - you must go in full winter biker gear - is the winner....the proof of the pudin is in the eatin....;)

extra points if you can get a pic of the mrs wearing siad item within the week:cyclops:


no fair I sweat drinking a cup of tea.. has no relation to stress lol

[Fruity-ya-ya]

Actually it was a cardboard box and ribbon with the name of the lingerie shop, and then bunged in a brown bag.
I'm a little fuzzy on the details (not unlike some of the lingerie on sale).
Your matching panty and bra set came in a cardboard box along with the wifes?

[Nobbylad]

Simples - my daughter works in a boutique lingerie shop in our town, so I get her to measure the missus properly, then roll in a week later, choose some nice stuff then get 40% discount (and free gift wrapping). Win/win!

[454697819]

Simples - my daughter works in a boutique lingerie shop in our town, so I get her to measure the missus properly, then roll in a week later, choose some nice stuff then get 40% discount (and free gift wrapping). Win/win!

and your daughter is haunted with the thoughts forever more

[Nobbylad]

and your daughter is haunted with the thoughts forever more

Nah...we discussed what mum would/wouldn't like and took it from there. She was just happy to get another sale against her name!

[keithd]

Can't understand why there is always such a problem?!?!?
just go in and get it like you do another shop - trust me there is nothing worse than a man who fawns and moans about buying underwear or going anywhere near it in a retail sense!

this

[Lozzo]

Bought an ex some nice undies once many many years ago, wrapped up and left under the tree at her mum and dad's for her to unwrap before I came over on xmas day. I arrived to a frosty welome - said undies were a little bit fruitier than I thought. Apparently buying an 18 year old a peephole bra and crotchless knickers set isn't the done thing, especially when she opens the present in front of mum, dad and one set of grandparents.

I didn't know they were 'that' sort of undies cos they were for sale in a normal shop and in a sealed bag. Explained to all and they were ok when they saw I was as embarrassed as she was.

[toxic]

Let me tell you how I roll.

I walk into Agent Provacateur (http://www.agentprovocateur.com) approach one of the lovely ladies they have working in there. They all wear the product with tight pink overalls half buttoned up over them, tell them what my lady desires... Have the sales lady model them for me and then walk out with gift wrapped items and a semi. ;)

[454697819]

Let me tell you how I roll.

I walk into Agent Provacateur (http://www.agentprovocateur.com) approach one of the lovely ladies they have working in there. They all wear the product with tight pink overalls half buttoned up over them, tell them what my lady desires... Have the sales lady model them for me and then walk out with gift wrapped items and a semi. ;)

Excellent link.. good job i am in charge of the IT here.. lol

[toxic]

The video section has some clips of Kylie and Kate Moss, but it's all done in the best possible taste. :D