Heff to marry again - He looks like Popeye!!

[startrek.steve]

Is it me? he's Popeye the sailorman!
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-12080521

[toxic]

he's a smug bastid... i'm not even the slightest bit jealous!

[Lozzo]

"So Miss Harris, what was it about 84 year old billionaire Mr Heffner that attracted you?"

[andrewsmith]

"So Miss Harris, what was it about 84 year old billionaire Mr Heffner that attracted you?"

:lol:

[Jayneflakes]

Awwwww, you bunch of meanies. That young lass has made a happy man very old!

[BanannaMan]

"So Miss Harris, what was it about 84 year old billionaire Mr Heffner that attracted you?"




Say what you will he still has that smug grin on his face.
Can't take it with you so might as well enoy what it will buy.
I'm sure he knows she's in it for the money but could care less as long as she's keeping him happy.

[metalangel]

I hope I look as good as that when I'm 84.

[G]

Say what you will he still has that smug grin on his face.

That smug grin is surgically stuck on his face... Like that saying the guy from V for Vendetta never stops smiling.

He does look good for an 85 year old but his face doesn't move.

[Specialone]

Well he might as well marry half the women that work for him, they all look the bloody same with the same low IQ.
Sad old git imo, rather gross that a women of that age would tolerate sex with him (if they ever do consumate the marriage) and him knowing full well that she is consenting purely for money (prostituion ?)

[Lozzo]

Well he might as well marry half the women that work for him, they all look the bloody same with the same low IQ.
Sad old git imo, rather gross that a women of that age would tolerate sex with him (if they ever do consumate the marriage) and him knowing full well that she is consenting purely for money (prostituion ?)

I'm of exactly the same mind. If any young ladies decide to jump into bed with me I know it won't ever be for my looks or money.

[Jayneflakes]

When I dated an old man, it was because he was kind, considerate and knew something of the world. He was also really quite perverted and so much fun! I can see why she would want him and as long as they are both happy, good for them.

I warn you though, once you have been on a date with an old well mannered gentleman, young uncouth lads just do not have the same appeal!

[Specialone]

When I dated an old man, it was because he was kind, considerate and knew something of the world. He was also really quite perverted and so much fun! I can see why she would want him and as long as they are both happy, good for them.

I warn you though, once you have been on a date with an old well mannered gentleman, young uncouth lads just do not have the same appeal!

Ill bare that in mind lol

[Lozzo]

When I dated an old man, it was because he was kind, considerate and knew something of the world. He was also really quite perverted and so much fun! I can see why she would want him and as long as they are both happy, good for them.

I warn you though, once you have been on a date with an old well mannered gentleman, young uncouth lads just do not have the same appeal!

I don't remember dating you, Jayne.

[Jabba]

I don't remember dating you, Jayne.

Sounds like she remembers you, though........

[Jayneflakes]

I don't remember dating you, Jayne.

After all of the effort I put in too!



Actually, the guy I dated was in his sixties, looked great in a rubber mini dress and introduced me to things at parties that nice girls should never speak of! :smt103

This is why old guys are great, they can be very... dominant! :smt079

[metalangel]

Actually, the guy I dated was in his sixties, looked great in a rubber mini dress and introduced me to things at parties that nice girls should never speak of! :smt103

This is why old guys are great, they can be very... dominant! :smt079

*scrubs brain*

nooooooooooooo

[andrewsmith]

Actually, the guy I dated was in his sixties, looked great in a rubber mini dress and introduced me to things at parties that nice girls should never speak of! :smt103

This is why old guys are great, they can be very... dominant! :smt079

*runs and grabs brain Bleach*