Havent seen one of these in a while

[BanditPat]

On my way home from work about two weeks ago i had a run in with a bus. Literally just set off from work 50 meters down the road and im trying to doge a bus which ended up with me on the floor and a bus driver trying to tell me that it was my fault that he pulled out on me because he couldnt see me. Any ways fractured ribs and a bit sore for a few days and stagecoach admitted liability with no hassle so just a couple of weeks after it happened and im waiting on a cheque in the post so i can buy the bits for the bike and get back out there. Unrideable bike at the moment though cracked my genny cover so its sitting in the garage bleeding :(

[Bluepete]

Feckin bus driver!

Have you ever seen a job application form for a bus driver?

First question; What is your name.

If you answer that correctly, you are over qualified and don't get the job.

At least the liability issue has been sorted quickly, PI claim paying for a new bike?

Pete ;)