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Milky Bar Kid
28-01-11, 01:33 AM
I'm dayshift in the morning and need to be up at 0615 and although I am shattered, I can't sleep because I saw something not very nice this afternoon (off duty) and now everytime I close my eyes, I see it.

So please, if theres anyone still online, tell me something to cheer me up or stop me thinking about it......failing that, Anna, come and knock me out with your hammer....
speedplay
28-01-11, 01:40 AM
I'm dayshift in the morning and need to be up at 0615 and although I am shattered, I can't sleep because I saw something not very nice this afternoon (off duty) and now everytime I close my eyes, I see it.

So please, if theres anyone still online, tell me something to cheer me up or stop me thinking about it......failing that, Anna, come and knock me out with your hammer....


Welcome to the insomnia club..
Milky Bar Kid
28-01-11, 01:42 AM
I've been in the insomnia club for a while...just some nights it's worse than others and usually I don't see horrible things when I shut my eyes, I just get nothing-ness usually.
speedplay
28-01-11, 01:44 AM
its a mixture of decaff coffee, FB Scrabble and goldeneye on the wii for me tonight and im still wide awake :(
Milky Bar Kid
28-01-11, 01:51 AM
It really does suck. Thank the lord there is a can of Redbull in my tray at work.
DarrenSV650S
28-01-11, 01:54 AM
If you remember this it should cheer you up :D

1X3me4UiAGc
Milky Bar Kid
28-01-11, 01:57 AM
Holy crap Darren...never heard that before...thank god! Loving th graphics!
monkey
28-01-11, 01:58 AM
What if I were to say ballbags?
DarrenSV650S
28-01-11, 01:58 AM
lol it's quality. It's off the ali g movie
monkey
28-01-11, 02:00 AM
I remember Betty Boo. Oh my God.
speedplay
28-01-11, 02:01 AM
If you remember this it should cheer you up :D

1X3me4UiAGc



Now I'm seeing horrible things in front of my eyes...:(
Milky Bar Kid
28-01-11, 02:06 AM
What if I were to say ballbags?

That made me chortle...
monkey
28-01-11, 02:08 AM
What about...

BIG HAiRY BALLBAGS!!!
Milky Bar Kid
28-01-11, 02:08 AM
Yep, I am immature enough to giggle at that...
speedplay
28-01-11, 02:09 AM
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3183/2686082361_ab8dfa890d.jpg
speedplay
28-01-11, 02:10 AM
What about...

BIG HAiRY BALLBAGS!!!

Yep, I am immature enough to giggle at that...


I think shes laughing at your ballbag mate....
monkey
28-01-11, 02:10 AM
I don't know how to properly post vids on here but have a look (listen) to this.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=59Fv4OZA8Uw
speedplay
28-01-11, 02:11 AM
<iframe title="YouTube video player" class="youtube-player" type="text/html" width="480" height="390" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/59Fv4OZA8Uw" frameborder="0" allowFullScreen></iframe>
monkey
28-01-11, 02:12 AM
I think shes laughing at your ballbag mate....

My ballbag isn't big. It's unfortunate that my balls are. It's like a child with webbed fingers trying to play with Chinese stress balls.
Milky Bar Kid
28-01-11, 02:13 AM
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3183/2686082361_ab8dfa890d.jpg

LOL!! That is all.
speedplay
28-01-11, 02:14 AM
My ballbag isn't big. It's unfortunate that my balls are. It's like a child with webbed fingers trying to play with Chinese stress balls.


Made me wince a little there :(
monkey
28-01-11, 02:16 AM
OK. All this talk about ballbags made me think of something that happened to me the other day. This is real and slightly disturbing.

I was working on a fridge in a Marks and Sparks. I don't know if anyone else gets this but sometimes if I see a word briefly I can sort of subconsciously read it and get the letters mixed up.

I looked up and saw a label on a pint of milk which read:

____ OMEGA 3_____
SEMI SKIMMED MILK

What word did I read?
Milky Bar Kid
28-01-11, 02:17 AM
Monkey...I have no idea....
monkey
28-01-11, 02:18 AM
Smegma.
monkey
28-01-11, 02:18 AM
I Have NO idea why.
speedplay
28-01-11, 02:19 AM
resisting the urge to type semi-lob on....
monkey
28-01-11, 02:25 AM
Speedplay you have the kind of feet that would fit perfectly in a pair of Pathan gloves.
Milky Bar Kid
28-01-11, 02:26 AM
Smegma.

:scratch:

You are clearly as mental as me.
monkey
28-01-11, 02:28 AM
Thank God you know what it is. I didn't want to have that talk over the internet.
Milky Bar Kid
28-01-11, 02:29 AM
I didn't...I googled...!
monkey
28-01-11, 02:29 AM
I've got to go to bed soon.

If you want to keep busy, try and find how I can balance throttle bodies on a K5 GSXR 750 using a voltmeter, if indeed it is possible.
Milky Bar Kid
28-01-11, 02:30 AM
LOL! Yeh...ok!! Cheers for your assistance this evening dude!
monkey
28-01-11, 02:31 AM
I didn't...I googled...!

#-o


I hope you didn't click images.
Milky Bar Kid
28-01-11, 02:31 AM
LOL! NO! Thankfully!!
DarrenSV650S
28-01-11, 02:49 AM
This cheers me up big time. The song and the video

--rWZTfWRkE
davepreston
28-01-11, 06:48 AM
seriously yous call 2am insomnia try joining me and bannanaman in the 4am club
and im at work at 6am
Milky Bar Kid
28-01-11, 07:07 AM
I got to sleep after 0320....the joys.