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BigBaddad
30-01-11, 10:15 AM
The Home Office has just anounced that Andy Murray is to have his British passport withdrawn and replaced with a Scottish one.
Swin
30-01-11, 10:17 AM
He can put it in the pocket of his Paraguayan football shirt... :D
kaivalagi
30-01-11, 10:21 AM
Still better than any of "our" English tennis players.......
Specialone
30-01-11, 10:26 AM
He ain't performed at all, too many errors.

The top players just don't make that many errors, he does the hard stuff well, it's the easy shots that seem to catch him.
Swin
30-01-11, 10:28 AM
I started to watch the second set, Djokovic was all over his second serve, but then Murray started to win so I've gone back up my end of the office :)
BigBaddad
30-01-11, 10:28 AM
1st set was good, but his head's dropped and he looks beaten........no different to normal then.
husky03
30-01-11, 10:29 AM
its his own fault-that green kit he's wearing is gonna make me puke-god knows who picked that but they should have gone to spec savers.
husky03
30-01-11, 10:30 AM
I started to watch the second set, Djokovic was all over his second serve, but then Murray started to win so I've gone back up my end of the office :)

man that footie thing is still eating you up inside eh:D
Swin
30-01-11, 10:32 AM
hehe - not really :)

I am quite happy for Scots to be Scots, just don't expect me to support them as I'm not Scots :D

Agree about the shirt too - that's a horrible colour
husky03
30-01-11, 10:37 AM
gonna be a straight set pumping
Swin
30-01-11, 10:40 AM
Shame really, as I would've liked to see him make a bit more of a game of it
BigBaddad
30-01-11, 10:42 AM
gonna be a straight set pumping

Murray's getting a right pumping.:makelurve:
husky03
30-01-11, 10:43 AM
Murray's getting a right pumping.:makelurve:


more like rape i'd say
BigBaddad
30-01-11, 10:45 AM
rape is such an ugly word...I prefer to used the term "Struggle Snuggle"

I stole this quote from Reeder's diary.
husky03
30-01-11, 10:49 AM
or "suprise"
kaivalagi
30-01-11, 10:59 AM
I just flicked it on (not sure how much abuse I can watch though) and that kit is just awful
metalangel
30-01-11, 12:11 PM
Yes, Murray got 'surprise sexed'.

Now, enough about him, let's rememebr what tennis is really about:

http://www.dailygut.com/CMS/DATA/Magazine1/Elena_Dementieva.jpg
The Idle Biker
30-01-11, 08:01 PM
Do you think tomorrows papers will change their term of reference for him from "Brit Murray" to "Scot Murray"? Not an original thought, but I'm going to look out for it.
kaivalagi
30-01-11, 08:13 PM
Depends on the paper :)
The Idle Biker
30-01-11, 08:28 PM
Financial Times will say he lost a fortune, The Sun will cal him a Jock loser, Scottish Herald will call him a brave hero, and the Daily Mail will call him another one of Johnnie foreigners who take our jobs and cause the house prices to fall. The Hairdressing trade press will call on him to get a crew cut and lose those unsightly wirey locks.