No farting

[Bri w]

http://www.afrik-news.com/article18831.html

:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

So Britain is a bad place to live?

[tom-k6]

i tell you what, with the last few hours after my beans on toast brekkie, im very glad i dont live in malawi. i would've been stoned to death by now

[dizzyblonde]

Peg has always stated only him and the Queen don't fart


He'd have been jailed in Malawi last night lol

me.....well, better out than dying of human spontaneous combustion!

[tom-k6]

thats how spontaneous combustion happens, when people hold farts in. only a few people mind, as there is a select percentage of the population that have flammable farts. when pressure builds with a flammable gas near a fireplace or source of ignition, explosion is imminent.

[454697819]

how would the prove it in court..

the one who smelt it dealt it?

[dizzyblonde]

So silly games would be out of the question too then?

http://ih1.redbubble.net/work.6484954.1.flat,550x550,075,f.alternate-lightsabre-use-54-fart-lighting.jpg