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missyburd
02-02-11, 10:28 AM
On passing your driving test first time, well done babes :-D :-D :-D :mrgreen:
dizzyblonde
02-02-11, 10:29 AM
hahahahahahahaha
Now go buy yersen that Chelsea Tractor you've been after ;)
carelesschucca
02-02-11, 10:34 AM
well done son.
Ceri JC
02-02-11, 10:34 AM
Well done mate! My predicted ride for you: Battered old Landie Defender.
dizzyblonde
02-02-11, 10:36 AM
^^^not far off^^^ he secretly desires a 2.5l Freelander V6 hagagagagagagag!
BigBaddad
02-02-11, 10:37 AM
babies next mate
AndyBrad
02-02-11, 10:37 AM
i recon he will go for something like a nissan micra or a barried up corsa :)
congrats (**** were no longer safe)
Well done mate! My predicted ride for you: Battered old Landie Defender.
Excellent choice of motor, lots to fiddle with too.
Well done on passing mate!
missyburd
02-02-11, 10:40 AM
Well done mate! My predicted ride for you: Battered old Landie Defender.
spot on! Shame he can't afford a battered old rustpot Micra let alone a Landie :-P
AndyBrad
02-02-11, 10:41 AM
babies next mate
AYE
hindle8907
02-02-11, 10:45 AM
What is it with everyone passing their car tests :( ............................. i need to get a move on.
dizzyblonde
02-02-11, 10:48 AM
babies next mate
oh theres more than hints when Marias with Oliver;)
I think YCs new car will be a choice between
http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/02_03/IrelandPinkRange_800x459.jpg
http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRbi8jfYZEPWj8PRFGZNOQdHMBHweWGo lXeQBfhD_Nzjaj-ireT&t=1
http://www.roadsideamerica.com/attract/images/mo/MOPTLhillbillies_4009.jpg
http://www.dollymix.tv/fagbug2.jpeg
http://www.artofthestate.co.uk/photos/banksy_pink_car_drips.jpg
missyburd
02-02-11, 10:50 AM
What is it with everyone passing their car tests ............................. i need to get a move on.
maybe it's a sign of good times, instructors getting better or examiners more lenient? Anything to prevent more bikes getting on the road... and why does the bike test cost more than the car? the module 2 should be the same if not less...
Car
£62.00 (weekday)
£75.00 (weekday eve and wkend)
Motorcycle: Module 1
£15.50
£15.50
Motorcycle: Module 2
£75.00
£88.50
speedplay
02-02-11, 10:54 AM
Congrats YC :)
http://yaflamingalah.files.wordpress.com/2008/06/scarqb3.jpg
congrats mate, i think its about time i got my car licence but car insurance is so damn expensive.
hindle8907
02-02-11, 11:11 AM
Oh and well done pal :)
hindle8907
02-02-11, 11:14 AM
maybe it's a sign of good times, instructors getting better or examiners more lenient? Anything to prevent more bikes getting on the road... and why does the bike test cost more than the car? the module 2 should be the same if not less...
Car
£62.00 (weekday)
£75.00 (weekday eve and wkend)
Motorcycle: Module 1
£15.50
£15.50
Motorcycle: Module 2
£75.00
£88.50
yep think i am going to have words with my old man see if he will loan me the cash.
Geodude
02-02-11, 11:17 AM
Nice one YC so when is the mobile spannering starting then?
Specialone
02-02-11, 11:31 AM
Nice one Chris :)
I don't envy you getting insurance, dont know how young peeps do it these days, so fecking expensive.
half the young peeps dont do get insurance =P
_Stretchie_
02-02-11, 11:59 AM
Congrats mate.
Sorry Dizzy but I personally think Chris has got a little more taste and would go for a nice Landy over a pink Overfinch Rangie
http://i76.photobucket.com/albums/j11/Stretchie_/Stuff%20for%20posting/Defender.jpg
Paul the 6th
02-02-11, 12:22 PM
Metro GTi
http://www.playtoymotorsport.com/images/race_metro_gti_4.jpg
Nova GTE
http://leeswood.net/modified/WHITE%20NOVA%20GTE.jpg
Fiesta RS Turbo
http://www.tuning.gen.tr/imagdatas/12323_a.jpg
Peugeot 106 Rallye
http://www.teamshock.co.uk/forum/album_pic.php?pic_id=6345&full=true&user_id=1129
Rover 216 Si (I had a 214 with the 1.4 engine - topped out at 130mph :) 0-60 was around 10 seconds, my mate had the 1.6 and it d*cked over a toyota mr2 roadster - those were the days)
http://www.tuning.gen.tr/imagdatas/14823_a.jpg
All cars that YC will probably not buy :)
i recon he will go for something like a nissan micra or a barried up corsa :)
congrats (**** were no longer safe)
Dammit Andy, you beat me to it!:smt019
Well done YC.
speedplay
02-02-11, 12:25 PM
Fiesta RS Turbo
http://www.tuning.gen.tr/imagdatas/12323_a.jpg
Peugeot 106 Rallye
http://www.teamshock.co.uk/forum/album_pic.php?pic_id=6345&full=true&user_id=1129
God I miss both of mine now :(
RS was one of the fastest go-karts I ever took out a telegraph pole with :(
missyburd
02-02-11, 12:27 PM
yep think i am going to have words with my old man see if he will loan me the cash.
wish I had that option!
Paul the 6th
02-02-11, 12:36 PM
God I miss both of mine now :(
RS was one of the fastest go-karts I ever took out a telegraph pole with :(
I really wish I had a time machine so I could go back and own/drive all of those (even the Metro) but they're either long gone, thrashed to the point of death or mint condition but about £17,000... Woulda been nice to be able to buy one for pocket money when the market was nicely flooded with decent nick examples...
Oh well, guess I'll have to stick with my s4 :razz: (still wish I'd played around with hot hatches a little but hey ho)
dizzyblonde
02-02-11, 02:38 PM
Congrats mate.
Sorry Dizzy but I personally think Chris has got a little more taste and would go for a nice Landy over a pink Overfinch Rangie
http://i76.photobucket.com/albums/j11/Stretchie_/Stuff%20for%20posting/Defender.jpg
OM dear G:smt104
But alas, thats so ghey it will suit 'julian' down to the ground:p
well done lad. you have now turned to the dark side.
yorkie_chris
02-02-11, 03:14 PM
Haha, as much as I'd like something to play in the mud with I think the new yorkiewheels will be something like this:
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2532/3967038792_3ec7cf276a.jpg
(yes including the seagull)
Congratulations on passing your test.
Daryl.
Sid Squid
02-02-11, 03:22 PM
Well done!
One word: Aircool.
yorkie_chris
02-02-11, 03:26 PM
Well done!
One word: Aircool.
slurp slurp! You seen the price of petrol?
Owenski
02-02-11, 03:49 PM
slurp slurp! You seen the price of petrol?
no problem, just sell the laithe...
Just thought, is your mobile working or ist est kaput?
yorkie_chris
02-02-11, 04:03 PM
no problem, just sell the laithe...
Just thought, is your mobile working or ist est kaput?
It's knackered mate, see thread in IB. Got new screen for new one today though so maybe back working tomorrow.
davepreston
02-02-11, 05:25 PM
you shall die for this betrail, heathen inbread cage driver
i take it you now have lockjaw from doing your "manouvers" for the examiner
ralph get a poll going on how much pain and suffering i should cause this wrech
Haha, as much as I'd like something to play in the mud with I think the new yorkiewheels will be something like this:
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2532/3967038792_3ec7cf276a.jpg
(yes including the seagull)
you'll be going round collecting scrap next. 'any old iron Mrs'.
Tom_the_great
02-02-11, 06:15 PM
Well done fella!
nothing wrong with a van !
maviczap
02-02-11, 07:41 PM
Keep death off the roads, drive on the pavement :rolleyes: Well done
Don't forget you'll need some of these for your wheels
http://comps.fotosearch.com/comp/THK/THK010/rear-view-woman_~C0030169.jpg
hongman
02-02-11, 10:34 PM
1st traffic jam he comes to he'll turn around and grab the bike :D
I thought a four wheeler was a bike with stabilisers.
Well done that man. :takeabow:
andrewsmith
02-02-11, 10:44 PM
Haha, as much as I'd like something to play in the mud with I think the new yorkiewheels will be something like this:
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2532/3967038792_3ec7cf276a.jpg
(yes including the seagull)
I was wondering where I parked the other week!!!
Well done mate, I give you one rush hour and the bike will be back
You know your van will end up like this...
sB3JCjIKmt8
xXBADGERXx
02-02-11, 11:11 PM
Well done feller :)
Owenski
03-02-11, 09:56 AM
1st traffic jam he comes to he'll turn around and grab the bike :D
Or better yet he'll try filtering in the motor.
tactcom7
03-02-11, 12:16 PM
Well done Chris
Although everyone knows all the best drivers pass on their fourth time :)
Owenski
04-02-11, 09:54 AM
Well done Chris
Although everyone knows all the best drivers pass on their fourth time :)
4th... 4th...! There should be a limit on 3 try's, tut tut tut si should be ashamed! ;)
andrewsmith
04-02-11, 10:00 AM
fourth here aswel!!!
1st with only 3 minors ;)
yorkie_chris
04-02-11, 10:30 AM
I passed bike test first time, 1 minor, this was my first car test, 5 minors. (lol)
Maybe I'll do trailer test soon, while all this driving like a fanny business is still fresh in mind.
Quiff Wichard
04-02-11, 10:56 AM
Oh MY GOD he is on the road on 4 wheels !!
well done christoff
I passed bike test first time, 1 minor
Me too :D
Brettus
04-02-11, 11:50 AM
Doh, late to this with my absence, nicely done mate!
I only made it through mine by distracting my examiner (he was training to be a bike examiner) so I kept chatting to him about that and he missed a few minors (still caught me in the act of 10 of the buggers though! :()
BernardBikerchick
04-02-11, 11:51 AM
woooooooooooooooo well done hun !!!:cool::cool:
My dad drive round in a vw transporter van which looks like it should have been junked years ago. But it runs perfectly and is a brilliant work horse.
sB3JCjIKmt8
Thas was actually more entertaining than the Top Gear version. :)
Well done Chris, good one :)
davepreston
04-02-11, 02:07 PM
oh its about a car test, i thought you'd finally potty trained him, awww well ,i'll just buy you some more cloths and buckets untill you do
Coos tail as always-
congrats mate!!!
now watch out for those pesky bikers - they appear out of nowhere :-)
missyburd
04-02-11, 02:43 PM
oh its about a car test, i thought you'd finally potty trained him, awww well ,i'll just buy you some more cloths and buckets untill you do
cheers pal, always appreciated, he just doesn't seem to learn!
Specialone
04-02-11, 02:49 PM
When I passed my car test in 1989, I don't think they did pass reports then cos i didn't get anything.
Passed first time...
Passed bike first time with 2 minors, how I passed I don't know cos I didn't have a clue what I was doing. Seemed to click on the day, first time it had ;)
When I passed my car test in 1989, I don't think they did pass reports then cos i didn't get anything.
Passed first time...
Passed bike first time with 2 minors, how I passed I don't know cos I didn't have a clue what I was doing. Seemed to click on the day, first time it had ;)
Car, bike, HGV1, tracked vehicle (tank), bike instructor and track instructor all passed first time. :smt040
Specialone
04-02-11, 03:25 PM
Car, bike, HGV1, tracked vehicle (tank), bike instructor and track instructor all passed first time. :smt040
Your the man to see then mate when I need track tuition then :)
Your the man to see then mate when I need track tuition then :)
It was a secondary duty whilst in the Army. I really didn't want to go on the course but glad I did. It was a right hoot instructing. The only thing is, when they students finally get on the road, you as an instructor have absolutely no control over the vehicle and are 100% reliant on the driver. I've had a few heart in mouth moments.
yorkie_chris
04-02-11, 04:25 PM
At least you're fairly well protected if they do get it wrong :-P
At least you're fairly well protected if they do get it wrong :-P
Oh and it went very very wrong one time. I was asked on a training ground to allow someone to drive who never even sat in the driver seat before. Didn't have a licence of any sort. I tried my best to explain all the controls and what they do. The last piece of advice I gave him was if all else failed and he lost control to hit the 'dead mans pedal'. This is a pedal that if pressed will instantly cut the fuel supply to the engine. He got in and off we went. He was doing okay until we went down a sharp decent which at the end of was a sharp left turn. His speed built up and I kept telling him to take his foot off the throttle but he panicked. We started swerving from one side to the other. Can you imagine 15 tons of steel on tracks, sliding broadside, first left then right hand sides. I had given up all hope of getting out of the situation without involving a crash into the trees at the end of the hill and subsequent steep bank. The only reason I stayed on board was because the young chap couldn't decide which side he was going to crash and I didn't fancy getting run over by the tank whilst jumping off. Somehow, and nothing to do with any driving skill, he got round the bend at the bottom of the hill and the following hill slowed him down enough for him to start listening again and hit the dead mans pedal. You have to bear in mind the 'commander' of the vehicle (me being the instructor) is stood behind the driver poking out of a cupola. There most certainly is not enough time to crawl back down into the safety of the bowels of the tank and get strapped in.
A pack of fags later I was able to continue. With me driving not him.
tactcom7
05-02-11, 08:51 AM
4th... 4th...! There should be a limit on 3 try's, tut tut tut si should be ashamed! ;)
*hangs head in shame*
I was on the verge of giving up I can tell ya, any chance I can redeem myself with a first time bike test pass and 2 minors? :)
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