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If I do I'll have to apologise to a BMW owner for slagging off his bike. The conversation went along the lines of:
"I demand an apology"
"You won't get an apology out of me as long as I have a hole in my ar5e"
Oops, have I tempted fate?
yorkie_chris
03-03-11, 11:17 PM
Is there any sort of interesting story behind this or what? lol
So far my experience of BMWs,
K100 something T brick thingy, characterful torquey thing, not too fast, rattled a lot, terrifying handling due to rubber mounted bars but predictable when you got used to it. Would happily have one.
R1100RT, pile of vibrating sh*t with so-so handling, dull power delivery, no possible reason to ever bother, ever.
K1200GT, not ridden that one yet, report to come. Got a lift to the pub and it was really comfy though.*
*Even if we did nearly get knocked off by the west yorkshire police. Cheers you c***s!
BanannaMan
04-03-11, 05:17 AM
Oops, have I tempted fate?
Not at all.
BMW riders are worse than the bikes. I'm sure he deserved it.
andrewsmith
04-03-11, 08:02 AM
Nope
I'm with Bananna Man they are bad. I've only met 2 guys with BMW's that were canny, as they ran round f650's and not the barges
i have never had a nod/nod back from a BMW rider in the 4 years i have been riding a bike. says it all really.
Doesn't Matt Yokes have a BMW?
:smt040
didnt hitler have one aswell? ;)
Whyte25
04-03-11, 10:42 AM
matt`s yokes / Hitler.. Have i missed something ? Sorry for the de- rail...
didnt hitler have one aswell? ;)
:lol:
Nowadays there are plenty of decent folk on BMW, Charley and Ewan for one...
andrewsmith
04-03-11, 12:39 PM
didnt hitler have one aswell? ;)
I thought it was VFR 800 V-TEC :lol:
keith_d
04-03-11, 12:59 PM
If I do I'll have to apologise to a BMW owner for slagging off his bike. The conversation went along the lines of:
"I demand an apology"
"You won't get an apology out of me as long as I have a hole in my ar5e"
Oops, have I tempted fate?
Don't worry, Fate hates BMW riders too.
Nowadays there are plenty of decent folk on BMW, Charley and Ewan for one...
grammar nazi alert!!!
charlie and ewan should be for two, not for one.
You are forgiven. I shall spare you death by firing squad.
Nowadays there are plenty of decent folk on BMW, Charley and Ewan for one...
grammar nazi alert!!!
charlie and ewan should be for two, not for one.
For one example...
so sorry mein fuhrer
You are forgiven. I shall spare you death by firing squad.
on second thoughts, they're both ****s
Bluepete
04-03-11, 06:44 PM
Hey!
I ride a BMW and I wave and nob at anyone!
http://i276.photobucket.com/albums/kk24/conker51/Bike%20course/MeaboveSedbrough.jpg
Not had my colon checked yet though...
Pete ;)
yorkie_chris
04-03-11, 06:45 PM
Hey!
I ride a BMW and I wave and nob at anyone!
Pervert!
Hey!
I ride a BMW and I wave and nob at anyone!
classic
Errrrmmmm...............I've got one 8-[
My defence is that I've had it since 1978 when it was 3yrs old, and I didn't know better. They were known as gummikuh (http://www.flickr.com/photos/worldwidemotorcycles/3223105376/) for a good reason.
BanannaMan
05-03-11, 01:14 AM
Hey!
I ride a BMW and I wave and nob at anyone!
Proof. All BMW riders are nobs!
(J/K Pete)
markryker
05-03-11, 01:26 AM
Not sure if im hysterical due to me being knackered on my 12 hour night shift, or Bluepetes post, its the smile on his face and reading his post, i burst out laughing in the office :) classic!
Bluepete
05-03-11, 07:29 AM
Hey!
I ride a BMW and I wave and nob at anyone!
Pete ;)
I've only just realised what I typed! :oops:
Glad I can amuse you all :D :D
Pete ;)
Bluefish
05-03-11, 09:54 AM
I've only just realised what I typed! :oops:
Glad I can amuse you all :D :D
Pete ;)
yeah not exactly the behaviour one expects from one's police force, well not untill they make inspector anyhows, lol
Hey!
I ride a BMW and I wave and nob at anyone!
Not had my colon checked yet though...
Pete ;)
Yeah, but in your defence , you didn't go out and spend your own hard earnt on it and you'd ride what was parked in the Police garage, be it BMW, Honda or whatever.
ImplodedHamster
05-03-11, 05:09 PM
didnt hitler have one aswell? :wink:
I thought it was VFR 800 V-TEC :lol:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iaB40TLQE8M
:D
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iaB40TLQE8M
:D
AHAHAHAHA that kills it all now.
"you shouldve just bought me a fekking kawasaki!!!"
If I do I'll have to apologise to a BMW owner for slagging off his bike. The conversation went along the lines of:
"I demand an apology"
"You won't get an apology out of me as long as I have a hole in my ar5e"
Oops, have I tempted fate?
Stop using Butt Plugs, you'll be ok!
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