Help me name my pussy

[Littlepeahead]

Well 2 pussies actually. Sadly my beloved Cromarty cat died last week so yesterday I choose two new moggies from the cat shelter who need a home where they will be spoilt and pampered (while Mr LPH complains that they get better food than he does).

The cats are brothers, 2 years old, short haired and black. But at present they are named Iggle and Piggle. They are both absolutely huge, way bigger than the average moggy, and while I'm sure these names suited them when they were fluffy little kittens I am certainly not shouting "Come here Iggle and Piggle" out of the back door for all the neighbours to hear while the other cats laugh and point at them!

With my love of cricket I had considered Curtley and Courtney - but I'm opening it up to the Org to see if anyone can suggest appropriate names for my new boys.

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[maviczap]

Bat & ball? :|

Wicket and stumps :p

[ChrisSV]

Ruff and tuff :P

[maviczap]

Batman & Robin :batman:

Buzz & Woody

Slap & tickle



Ok Ok I'm off out now :p

[Geodude]

Wicket and stumps :p
+1
Googly and Yorker :p

[pookie]

dave and preston
morcombe and wise
sage and onions

[Dicky Ticker]

Trouble and strife

[Roberrrrt]

Bill & Ben?

[Berlin]

Pot and Kettle,

... because they're both Black!

:D

[Reeder]

Stan & Greg.

End of discussion.

[BaP]

Kevin and Graham. My cats are called Simon and Dave :D

[Roberrrrt]

Chaz n Dave

[Roberrrrt]

Ant n Dec

[Viney]

Satan & Dave

[Messie]

Curvy and Pointy

[Quedos]

Ren and Stimpy
Cow and chicken (my friend called her two this)
Pearl and dean (who cares if they're two boys bet the tune is going round your head now)
pinky and the brain
garfield and odie
scooby and scrappy

[Viney]

Sausage and Mash
TC and Bennie
Killer and Stalker
Mr Bigglesworth & Dr Evil

[Quedos]

bonnie and clyde
laurel and hardy
bert and ernie - gotta love seasame street
rocky and bullwinkle
abbott and costello
beavis and butthead
Chip and Dale!!!
starsky and hutch
Penn and teller - going with the satanic theme!!

[thedonal]

Bullwinkle and Rocky?
A and B?

[Roberrrrt]

Thelma and louise

[thedonal]

bonnie and clyde
laurel and hardy
bert and ernie - gotta love seasame street
rocky and bullwinkle
abbott and costello
beavis and butthead
Chip and Dale!!!
starsky and hutch
Penn and teller - going with the satanic theme!!

Bullwinkle and Rocky?
A and B?

Great minds...

Almost perfect synchronicity.....

[Jimmy2Feet]

Sam & Ella!!

[BernardBikerchick]

hehehe hinge and bracket !! xx

[Quedos]

Great minds...

Almost perfect synchronicity.....

you know what they say about great minds tho:smt112

[carelesschucca]

Great minds...

Almost perfect synchronicity.....

Idiots is also the start of a phrase - and I only really know one of you..

How about

Thing 1 and Thing 2 get them cute jumpers and wigs

http://chiwowwow.com/WEBLOG/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/dr_seuss_thing1_thing2_plaque.jpg

[Quedos]

You'll find its fools not idiots - get yer facts right will ya!!

[andrewsmith]

Frog and mouse!!!

[Quiff Wichard]

only one choice.. with your cricket associations..

Holding and Willey ..

"The bowlers holding the batsmans willey " then you can relate that story whenever folk ask


please close the thread..

end of.

[Stingo]

Sid & Nancy or

Chili & Rocket.

[Viney]

Lunch & Tea
Bed and Breakfast
John & Edward

[Ratty]

Bruno & Tyson

[daveangel]

Sparky & Stanley. .

[davepreston]

dave and preston

i think chris would have a few questions with that choice lmao

bill & ben
whis & key
lar & ger
bubble & queak

[andrewsmith]

hang & over

[Viney]

Wallace and Gromit
Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysilio gogogoch (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysilio gogogoch) & Taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateaturipukakapiki maungahoronukupokaiwhenuakitanatahu (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateaturipukakapiki maungahoronukupokaiwhenuakitanatahu) The longest 2 place names in the world?

Ok, i know, this is getting silly now

Or Norfolk n Chance

[Teejayexc]

Wallace and Gromit
Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysilio gogogoch (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysilio gogogoch) & Taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateaturipukakapiki maungahoronukupokaiwhenuakitanatahu (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateaturipukakapiki maungahoronukupokaiwhenuakitanatahu) The longest 2 place names in the world?

Ok, i know, this is getting silly now

Or Norfolk n Chance

Or Norfolk n Good , Norfolk n Hope ;-)

[Sudoxe]

Itchy & Scratchy

[Richie]

Ding & Dong
Tick & Tock
Norfolk & Knickers :0)

[davepreston]

gin & tonic (think thats more up your street )

[maviczap]

Scratch & sniff

Frankenstein & Dracula

Elton & John

George & Micheal

[N8te rider]

Fish & chips

[Bluefish]

cat 1
cat 2

[mikerj]

Jeff and Jeff.

Count Dooku and General Grievous

[keith_d]

Scratch & sniff



What he said.

Or for the non-PC option, Winston and Leroy

[Teejayexc]

Brazilian and French

Charlie Chaplin and Kojak

Isosceles and Landing

[kwak zzr]

how bout just "pussy" :)

[maviczap]

Port and starboard

Bubble & Squeak

[Teejayexc]

Clit & Labby

[Specialone]

Fecking hard & fecking harder !!
Locals cats will be wary with names like that :)

[andrewsmith]

Same as SO

Rock and 'ard

[Bri w]

Merry & Pippin (Lord of the Rings)

Alien & Predator

Wallace & Grommet

Tom & Jerry

Pinky & Perky

Bill & Ben

[Milky Bar Kid]

Tarquin and James...just because.

[Richie]

Clunge and Gunt :0)

[Teejayexc]

Hinge and Bracket

Chain and Sprocket

[Dave20046]

Betty & Swollox

[andrewsmith]

Betty & Swallox

:winner:

[Dave20046]

The above is if they have to be named as a pair, tbh pussy number 1 looks like a special patrol group and pussy number 2 looks like a Gary.

[Venom]

(Beast of) Bodmin and Dartmoor

[Ed]

No 1 looks a bit delicate but is as tough as old boots so call him 'Ming'.

No 2 is an obvious lap cat, just like my ginger tom. We call him 'Pookie'.

There. Ming and Pookie.

[Dave20046]

like the above

gadhafi & duck

[Specialone]

Bodie and Doyle

F**k and face

Cunny and lingus

[Teejayexc]

Snitch & Snatch

[minimorecambe]

Ruffian and Tumble

Beavis and Butthead

Ying and Yang

Cain and Abel

Bodger and Badger

Kyoke and Nishibi (sunrise and sunset in Japanese)

Thunder and Lightning

[Rog]

for cricket reference

Duckworth and Lewis

as they are errrrrr.... PUSSY cats

Clunge and Snatch ;)

[Berlin]

Kyoke and Nishibi (sunrise and sunset in Japanese)



Syco Des! Anata wa Kawaii!

[Littlepeahead]

Some of these have really made me chuckle. The boys arrived last night. Iggle found a rattly cat toy at 4am and woke me up playing with it before launching himself onto the bed at 6am. Piggle has been hiding under the coffee table as he's more nervous - but we think Iggle had a word with him along the lines of 'Oi, come out and be friendly or they'll send us both back to the shelter' as he's getting braver and asking for cuddles.

[SoulKiss]

Just drop the "gls"

Igg n Pig

[thulfi]

minge and gash

[Treacle]

I've said it once and I'll say it again Malcolm(X) and Martin(L K). ;-)

[Amplimator]

Scratch and Sniff

[andrewsmith]

sh*g and s**t

[Littlepeahead]

The little sod$ woke me up at 4am rampaging up and down the stairs and jumping on the bed. They weigh 5.8kg and 6.1kg!

And I've come home to find Mr LPH has been calling them 'Snoop' and 'Dre' all day.

[Geodude]

Have they got 'official' names yet?

[Teejayexc]

The little sod$ woke me up at 4am rampaging up and down the stairs and jumping on the bed. They weigh 5.8kg and 6.1kg!



What did you call them when they woke you up......


....F**K & OFF ?

[Electro]

Ashes and stumps :)

[Littlepeahead]

On that theory they'll end up being called Stoppit and S0doff.

And one of them has been trying to eat the linen basket. The same basket that my last cat spent 3 years using as a scratching post and trashed, while ignoring the proper scratching post next to it. I reckon it's made of cat nip plant.

[Teejayexc]

On that theory they'll end up being called Stoppit and S0doff.



:confused: Is that what you tell Mr LPH :rolleyes:

[dizzyblonde]

The little sod$ woke me up at 4am rampaging up and down the stairs and jumping on the bed. They weigh 5.8kg and 6.1kg!

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Thats more than Oliver was when he was born!
I'll trade you for the pitter patter of tiny claws for a baby who screams when his dummy falls out!

[ixlr8]

Brothers? Noel and Liam. Especially if they fight.

[Richie]

Scratch and Sniff

are you Refering to your Avatar..? :smt069

[Dave20046]

I like snoop & dre!

[The Idle Biker]

Yeah I like Snoop and Dre and also Scratch and Sniff.

All I could think of was Ivor and Willie, thought it would sound funny if someone called them both in from the local streets late at night.

[Dave20046]

Yeah I like Snoop and Dre and also Scratch and Sniff.

All I could think of was Ivor and Willie, thought it would sound funny if someone called them both in from the local streets late at night.

yep - my two favourites (which are considerable)...somehow I can't see LPH opting for Betty Swallox

[Ed]

Very unusual to have black hairs on your pussy;)

[keithd]

Very unusual to have black hairs on your pussy;)
has it taken 83 replies before we got our first (poor) inuendo?

[Lozzo]

The more independent one needs to be called Snapper. When he hasn't come home you can go knocking on doors up your road asking the residents if they've seen your snapper today.