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Bluepete
21-03-11, 07:27 PM
But three out of forty-seven what?
Guesses please, but I'm not a happy bunny...
Pete :(
Keep their jobs?
EDIT: Or even are made redundant?
Geodude
21-03-11, 07:29 PM
Bottles of homebrew?
hindle8907
21-03-11, 07:29 PM
Said yes they would kiss you ?
dizzyblonde
21-03-11, 07:34 PM
Chilli plants that have sprouted?
Dave20046
21-03-11, 07:40 PM
charges brought / to arrested?
BMWs are kept... The rest are swapped for fords and skodas?
coolevilangel
21-03-11, 08:01 PM
i like daves suggestion..
Bluefish
21-03-11, 08:04 PM
people thought nuclear power was a good idea
Electro
21-03-11, 08:11 PM
havent contracted an std from you?
or have if you aint happy :)
Teejayexc
21-03-11, 08:22 PM
Three out of forty seven Curvies sold are still on the road ? ;-)
dizzyblonde
21-03-11, 08:25 PM
Three out of forty seven Curvies sold are still on the road ? ;-)
:smt016
I owned two of them til a fortnight ago:rolleyes:
maviczap
21-03-11, 08:38 PM
3 out of 47 pointy owners thought their bikes looked nice, the others wished they'd bought a curvy
Specialone
21-03-11, 09:38 PM
Thought you was younger than 45 :)
Specialone
21-03-11, 09:39 PM
people you stopped didnt have track suits on and had insurance.
The Idle Biker
21-03-11, 09:55 PM
coppers are bent................joke, just a joke OK, OK a bad joke, but just a joke. OK? No? oh crud!
I go for the chillis that have germinated.
PS All of mine have:D
husky03
21-03-11, 10:01 PM
the number of m/c traffic cops being retained
Bluefish
21-03-11, 10:25 PM
the no of hairs you have that are still their origional colour :D
Owenski
21-03-11, 10:46 PM
the number of m/c traffic cops being retained
+1
3 out of 47 = 44 !
now what do I win... :0)
Bluepete
22-03-11, 06:32 AM
Three outof forty-seven motorcyclists nodded back at me yesterday.
Miserable sods the lot of you!
Pete ;)
davepreston
22-03-11, 06:42 AM
doesnt count if you driving a jam sandwich mate ;)
metalangel
22-03-11, 08:57 AM
Three outof forty-seven motorcyclists nodded back at me yesterday.
Miserable sods the lot of you!
I don't want to give you an excuse to pull me over.
"But I wasn't on duty"
I don't want you to think I fancy you.
44 have something to hide :)
dizzyblonde
22-03-11, 09:27 AM
obviously driving the wrong type of battenburg
Bluepete
22-03-11, 11:05 AM
obviously driving the wrong type of battenburg
I was on my job bike you bunch of 'tards!
Pete;)
MiniMatt
22-03-11, 11:26 AM
rofl, I remember nodding at a police bike yonks back - the git pulled me over as "no-one nods at me, so it looked a bit suss" - gave me a producer and everything :) (although to be fair I was on a home spray painted halfords rattle-can matt black RG250 - so I did kinda look a bit of a tit)
yorkie_chris
22-03-11, 06:03 PM
home spray painted halfords rattle-can matt black RG250
Matt if you weren't such a goddamn hippy you'd be a pretty good guy :-P
Dave20046
22-03-11, 08:27 PM
Maybe they didn't want to distract you from your traffic survey.
Where did you see these 47 bikes?
I've not seen 47 bikes all year!
Teejayexc
22-03-11, 08:30 PM
Three outof forty-seven motorcyclists nodded back at me yesterday.
Pete ;)
Should have checked yer mirrors, I bet more than three of 'em gave you a wave ('V') when they were past ;)
radicalry00
22-03-11, 08:33 PM
TBH I'd freeze in amazement if a bike copper nodded at me.
davepreston
22-03-11, 08:42 PM
I was on my job bike you bunch of 'tards!
Pete;)
go on call me a tard again, i dare you :)
Dave20046
22-03-11, 08:46 PM
TBH I'd freeze in amazement if a bike copper nodded at me.
Most of 'em do it round here.
Specialone
22-03-11, 08:52 PM
I've nodded at loads this way, most nod back tb fair :)
Bluepete
22-03-11, 08:54 PM
go on call me a tard again, i dare you :)
Didn't you hear me first time?
Duh...
'tard!
Pete ;)
Electro
22-03-11, 09:05 PM
Didn't you hear me first time?
Duh...
'tard!
Pete ;)
I think "butty sucker" would be more apt here :)
davepreston
22-03-11, 10:55 PM
ok pete lad i'll see you on the 14th of may, your punishment we be swift , and at least 90% proof
electro ,stand by
Electro
22-03-11, 10:59 PM
14th may??
davepreston
22-03-11, 11:13 PM
mrs wilky's birthday doo
Electro
22-03-11, 11:21 PM
Might have to be sociable :)
keith_d
22-03-11, 11:34 PM
Three outof forty-seven motorcyclists nodded back at me yesterday.
Miserable sods the lot of you!
Pete ;)
Were the other forty four on BMWs??
(Audi don't make bikes yet!)
GixxerMatt
23-03-11, 07:41 AM
I always nod at police bikers and ive never got a nod back, if i did id be worried they wanted me to pull over to be fair :p
metalangel
23-03-11, 09:14 AM
rofl, I remember nodding at a police bike yonks back - the git pulled me over as "no-one nods at me, so it looked a bit suss" - gave me a producer and everything :) (although to be fair I was on a home spray painted halfords rattle-can matt black RG250 - so I did kinda look a bit of a tit)
See?
Any police bikers I've seen I've nodded at and always had one back. The other day I even waved at one parked up as I went into a junction at about 5mph (not the greatest idea I've ever had) whilst he was waiting to catch people turning right where they shouldn't be. They all seem decent enough round here.
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