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Littlepeahead
23-03-11, 02:12 PM
I share an office with our membership assistant. Yesterday I caught her chuckling as she processed a membership application from Mr D1ck Knoblett of C*ckbush Avenue.
(So we forwarded forwarded a copy of his application to our website manager, Mr A. C*ck, for his amusement.)
:D
hahahahaha it reminded me of scrubs yesterday, there was a cheif of medicine at another hospital called Dr Mantoots =D
There are a couple of guys who work for Total Reclaim Demolitions.
One is called Dusty Roads
The other is an indian chap call Winnie Dapooh
No joke
There was a kid at our school called Albert Hall
The Idle Biker
23-03-11, 04:11 PM
I used to have a sports teacher called Miss *******. It was pronounced B'stard.
She got the sack for performing as a stripper at the Target Pub in Northolt. Some people from West London on here might remember the pub. Teachers in the late 70's and early 80's were great!
Used to work with a guy called Peter Eniss. We had to convince him to change his signature from P.Enis, and he couldn't see why :rolleyes:
hindle8907
23-03-11, 04:18 PM
homoer :smt016 **awaits the boy**
we had a french teacher who was a supply teacher, but was at the school for about a year, she was actually a proper frenchie and was rather tall. whislt being young boys we were surfing Pronagraphy on the net, click, click, scroll.....OMG its miss kishishian!!!!!! hahahaha, we then printed a few off and tactfully placed them around the school.
Im sure we all know of a Mike Hunt. I know i went to school with one
dirtydog
23-03-11, 05:29 PM
When I used to run a chip shop one of the empoyees name was Mr Branch and his house was called Treetops
Amplimator
23-03-11, 05:35 PM
A guy i know down the road has a double-barrel surname. Hughes-Whiffing.
daveangel
23-03-11, 05:49 PM
I apologise in advance if this offends anyone, my schoolboy humour is surfacing. .
I've heard of a Mr Fagg who lives at Chase Cottage. .
I knew a Dr De'ath - Very nice man!
maviczap
23-03-11, 05:58 PM
My wifes Doctor is called Dr Feltwell, he's a very nice chap
Met a professor in a university the other day called Ed Dickens.
There's a female doctor at our hospital, in the Palliative Care team, called Dr. Pain.
I was at school with a girl called Teresa Green.
Bluepete
23-03-11, 06:37 PM
An old boss was called Murdad Toofannian
The fun we had with that one.
Pete ;)
squirrel_hunter
23-03-11, 06:56 PM
My Dad used to work with Dr. Hu.
missyburd
23-03-11, 06:59 PM
Last time I went to the flicks the girl serving us was apparently called G Stringer (reading off her name tag) ... I had to step away from the counter while YC bought tickets I was laughing so much :D
tinpants
23-03-11, 07:00 PM
I once knew an Army officer called Roger Sole. His rank, when I knew him, was Major. I'll let you lot finish this off...
Mike koch used to work in the US office. Also knew a guy called hugh man.. jolly nice chap with a lovely sister.
maviczap
23-03-11, 08:01 PM
What about our very own Ed Balls, makes me snigger everytime
sold an item on ebay and the delivery address was to a Mr Glasscock, Fragile Design Studios, Plymouth.
Sid Squid
23-03-11, 09:21 PM
I have friend whose surname is Kerr.
His brother's name is Wayne.
No one mentions this possibly amusing conjunction of names, as Wayne is possessed of a less than sunny disposition and tends to react badly when the subject is raised.
Not real but I once got a wind up delivery for:
Mrs M. Likes
Cockswell Inn
Tillit
Herts
:D
DSGMATT
23-03-11, 09:24 PM
Used to work at a company with a gentleman called Richard Slocock - he preffered to be called ****.... You work out the rest - it made for some interesting introductions at meetings down on Canary Wharf sites ;)
fizzwheel
23-03-11, 09:28 PM
When I was on jury service last week, I was read some evidence from a police officer who had attended the incident involving the defendant.
The police officers name was Dibble.
All of us on the jury were trying not to snigger and not doing a very good job of it either.
Luton CID had a Robin Banks working on their team for many years
Balky001
23-03-11, 09:40 PM
There was a kid at our school called Albert Hall
Wasn't at Deanes was he? If so his dad and grandad also had the same name but he wasn't going to carry on the tradition!
I used to work with a guy called Chris Peacock - I prefer crispy duck myself.
tinpants
23-03-11, 11:13 PM
Wasn't at Deanes was he? If so his dad and grandad also had the same name but he wasn't going to carry on the tradition!
I used to work with a guy called Chris Peacock - I prefer crispy duck myself.
I was in the Army with a guy called Chris Peacock - surely not the same bloke?
And I'm with you about the duck!!
Specialone
23-03-11, 11:26 PM
Don kiddic?
Ivor bigun?
phil macavity?
Really fat kid a year below me at school was barry weight, always made me laugh that .
was a girl at my school called amy dainty......sounds normal but when you realise that she was easily 16 stone and 6ft 2", dainty doesnt quite cover it
http://soccerlens.com/files//var/www/html/so/soccerlens.com/files/2008/12/kuntz.jpg
Amusing that his name characterizes his national traits (said from a bitter football perspective)
wyrdness
24-03-11, 11:21 AM
I used to work with a guy called Chris Peacock - I prefer crispy duck myself.
That's not quite as bad as Drew Peacock.
Littlepeahead
24-03-11, 11:21 AM
Our Head Groundsman is called Michael Hunt.
BoltonSte
24-03-11, 12:30 PM
Our Head Groundsman is called Michael Hunt.
You need to try and ask at least one person at work 'have you seen Mike Hunt today?'
I keep trying to get the other half to do this at work.
LankyIanB
24-03-11, 12:59 PM
Brother in law came back from work with a business card of a new contact called Paul Mycock
When I was at BP, the international internal phone directory listed a Mustapha Kunt in the Turkish office....
Dave20046
24-03-11, 01:30 PM
Fanny burns doesn't live far from me
And I used to go out with a Tess Tickle. ...used a lot of veet
Littlepeahead
24-03-11, 03:23 PM
We have a journalist called Paul Hiscock who reports on the Essex matches and a Fanny Rush who painted Shane Warne's portrait for us. With his reputation he must have loved being introduced to her!
One for the address...dealt with a client who lived on Minge Lane
The Idle Biker
31-08-11, 08:41 PM
A very childish thread and I tried not to be part of it, ha ha. Until now......Spotted on the Belgium Metro when I was there at the weekend. Fourth staion down, begins with a "K". Really now, very childish..... http://i1217.photobucket.com/albums/dd400/IdleBiker/BELGIUM.jpg
Tom_the_great
31-08-11, 09:24 PM
we have a Mr.Kok
Supervox
31-08-11, 09:35 PM
Years ago my parents bought a puppy from a dog breeder named Mrs Bentley-Carr; she told them that she always enjoyed visits from her pups so if they ever wanted to pop back they'd be welcome . . .
. . . they did so about a year later to find that she'd married her gardner and suffered something of a 'comedown' - she'd become Mrs Caravan :D
Milky Bar Kid
01-09-11, 12:32 AM
Best I have heard are Tommy Turtle and Annie Swallows. Annie Swallows had me giggling somewhat!
I relative of the Mrs used to date a guy who's surname was Badcock, he was also impotent.
When I was in the army my Sqn OC was a lieutenant Scarlett, once the CO found out he done everything in his power to get him promoted!
(For those that don't know he would then become Captain Scarlett!)
In Ireland there was also a Sgt Barker that worked in the dog section
A contact at one of our suppliers is called Mrs Suckmeat.
I spoke to someone on the phone for work the other day called James ****terat.
slark01
01-09-11, 10:31 AM
Like to point you to this little gem:-
http://www.americanangst.com/chewsf.pdf
Ste
SoulKiss
01-09-11, 10:33 AM
One of the Estate Managers on one of the Highland Estates used to be a bloke called Johnny McSporran
The Idle Biker
01-09-11, 10:40 AM
Like to point you to this little gem:-
http://www.americanangst.com/chewsf.pdf
Ste
Ah that's sooooo funny.:p:p:p
No word of a lie, we had a kid at school called Wayne King. He was always getting in trouble so his name would be called out in assembly very often. As you can imagine, it caused a titter!
PsychoCannon
01-09-11, 01:20 PM
Helen Bach
carelesschucca
01-09-11, 02:26 PM
When I used to in REME Manning, we had a SSgt Cumberpatch but he was promoted to Warrant Officer so was given the title of Q as is the norm in REME, always made me laugh to have a Q Cumberpatch.
Pedrosa
01-09-11, 03:20 PM
if my memory serves me correctly....just off the A58 near St.Helens there is a road called Slag Lane.
we have a VP of Fabric Conditioners called Simon Thong <snigger>
I relative of the Mrs used to date a guy who's surname was Badcock, he was also impotent.
Used to have a female teacher at school called Miss Alcock, rather attractive lady as well
wyrdness
02-09-11, 02:00 PM
http://mimg.ugo.com/201102/8/4/9/175948/cuts/jesus-condom-786x1048_786_poster.jpg
wyrdness
02-09-11, 02:03 PM
The young lady in the bottom right hand corner.
http://www.generally-speaking.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/ginger-minge.JPG
I worked for PA Consulting and we had a young lady in one of a Baltic offices called Vicky Sponj. We also had Micheal caine and Roger Morroe working for the company and one of the women in the office's maiden name was Highwater, 1st Name, Helen
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