View Full Version : Any plans for April Fools? Give us a giggle!
missyburd
31-03-11, 04:19 PM
Title says it all really :D
Wideboy
31-03-11, 04:31 PM
nothing....................................... OR AM I?!?!?!?
no im not............................ OR MAYBE I AM!!!
you just never know!!
dizzyblonde
31-03-11, 04:37 PM
Title says it all really :D
To get you to sing Karaoke...then hide when its my turn:smt016
missyburd
31-03-11, 07:10 PM
To get you to sing Karaoke...then hide when its my turn:smt016
will be well after 12 noon then Lou, good luck wi that :P
Quiff Wichard
31-03-11, 07:34 PM
I am going to tell Mandy I am gay and have been having an affair with Girth
fizzwheel
31-03-11, 07:35 PM
Might rejig the forum again...
dizzyblonde
31-03-11, 07:40 PM
will be well after 12 noon then Lou, good luck wi that :P
I don't care.....you finks I am jokin? I am goin to hide:smt016
Might rejig the forum again...
hahaha that was funnae last time:smt080
I am going to tell Mandy I am gay and have been having an affair with Girth
But you are!:^o
Electro
31-03-11, 07:44 PM
I am going to tell Mandy I am gay and have been having an affair with Girth
I thought the original april fool was for you to pretend you were straight anyway :)
andrewsmith
31-03-11, 07:58 PM
i think a lads car at work may go walkies in the morning.
I am going to tell Mandy I am gay and have been having an affair with Girth
Its ok, our balls didn't touch so technically its not gay.
Dave20046
31-03-11, 08:57 PM
My mate's away and his flatmates have the keys so I'm poppin round to water his carpet and cover in cress seeds
tinpants
01-04-11, 07:37 AM
nothing....................................... OR AM I?!?!?!?
no im not............................ OR MAYBE I AM!!!
you just never know!!
You on about your sexual orientation again Gav?
You do realise this is a thread about April Fool's Day???!!
wyrdness
01-04-11, 09:40 AM
I've just been sent a 30 page research paper on the use of quantum entanglement for television broadcasting. It must have taken the guy ages to write.
Quiff Wichard
01-04-11, 09:49 AM
Its ok, our balls didn't touch so technically its not gay.
shaatinnnng !!!
AndyBrad
01-04-11, 09:55 AM
shaatinnnng !!!
:D
shaatinnnng !!!
Fistiiiiiiiiiing!
Littlepeahead
01-04-11, 10:04 AM
A press release has gone out to say Manchester United have decided to have their pre-Chelsea game press conference at Lord's Cricket Ground - expect this isn't a joke, I really do have to look after Wayne Rooney and Alex Ferguson next Tuesday.
I did say on my Facebook status that today I was going to streak across the main ground a it is Middlesex CCC press day. Now just slightly worried that the Middlesex team will have seen this and be expecting me to go through with it - it's a bit chilly out there today.
wyrdness
01-04-11, 10:06 AM
This is excellent:
http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/society/mail-readers%27-heads-explode-in-search-for-april-fool-201104013681/
Got my sister to ring Dublin Zoo looking for Annie Lyons :D
Bluepete
01-04-11, 10:56 AM
http://menmedia.co.uk/manchestereveningnews/news/business/s/1416932_united-utilities-sewer-monster-april-fool-gag-goes-down-the-drain
Pete ;)
http://www.flightglobal.com/articles/2011/04/01/355000/pictures-british-airways-to-celebrate-royal-wedding-with-special.html
:^o
http://www.firebox.com/product/3527/Bacon-Inhaler
:thumbsup:
Oh dear - some of our Year 10's had a go this morning (that's 4th Form or 14/15 year olds to the oldies on here). Backfired a bit
A couple of the 'lively' ones decided to text their Mum's that they thought they were pregnant. Another one overheard the 'pregnant' bit and was worried so told another friend, who knew nothing of the joke. This friend told a trusted teacher (good girl really) but the trouble is, when we, as teachers, hear something like this, we HAVE to pass the information on. Head of Year told and all ready to tell the girls' and Mums about the 'pregnancy', fully believing it to be true. However, if a girl under 16 may be pregnant then she has probably had sex, which amounts to rape, or abuse, so we should really get police and Social Services involved
Trouble is by this time the naughty girls have gone underground afraid they are really in trouble. Then one of their Mum's rings the school, having heard through the grapevine that her daughter is pregnant/has been raped.
All I can say is, I'm glad I'm not a Head of Year and, when I left this afternoon, the truth had been established!
For all the apple fans out there....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oSU3ijxkp8Y&feature=player_embedded#at=45
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