Spam Spam Spam Spam

[Mr Speirs]

9013

[thedonal]

Can I please have spam, eggs, chips, spam and spam?

[Specialone]

I've recently started eating spam again after about a 15 year break lol

[Geodude]

Oooh spam fritters please :D

[Fruity-ya-ya]

Can I please have spam, eggs, chips, spam and spam?
How about the special today sir?

Spam pate with a confit of spam served on a bed of spam fritters.

[Mr Speirs]

I've recently started eating spam again after about a 15 year break lol

Recession's hitting you hard is it?

[Specialone]

Recession's hitting you hard is it?

Yep, it's to feed my motorbike habit lol

I actually like it and I'm a fussy eater, trouble is if I tell the wife I like it, I'll get it on my sandwiches all the time ;)

[Fruity-ya-ya]

Oooh spam fritters please :D

I'm afraid we have just sold the last portion of fritters.

Chef will open a new can if your party can confirm you will also order the spam tatar.

[Geodude]

I'm afraid we have just sold the last portion of fritters.

Chief will open a new can if your party can confirm you will also order the spam tatar.

Go on then :)

[custard]

Euurghh i dont like spam!

[Fruity-ya-ya]

Go on then :)
Very good sir.
Excellent choice.
Might I recommend a bottle to go with that order?

http://www.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/3989146/2/istockphoto_3989146-spam-message-in-a-bottle.jpg

[Geodude]

Euurghh i dont like spam!

What about marmite?

Very good sir.
Excellent choice.
Might I recommend a bottle to go with that order?

What do you recommend

[The Idle Biker]

What is spam, is it spunk and ham?

[Geodude]

What is spam, is it spunk and ham?

:pukel: can i cancel my order please

[Fruity-ya-ya]

:pukel: can i cancel my order please
Certainly sir, although chef will be disappointed.

http://static.tvfanatic.com/images/gallery/chefs-chocolate-salty-balls-picture.jpg

[Geodude]

:smt046

[Mr Speirs]

Spam stands for

Salt Pork and hAM

Spam

[The Idle Biker]

Salty Pork?

[Specialone]

I thought it stood for
Speirs Prefers Anal, Man

[Mr Speirs]

I thought it stood for

Specialone's Privates Aren't Male

[Specialone]

Specialones Privates Are Mahoosive, that's what you meant really :)

[Specialone]

Speirs Perves At Men

[Specialone]

Speirs performs anal massage

[Messie]

Sorry, all out of Spam today .... now

[Mr Speirs]

Specialone prefers a mangina

[Specialone]

Ok a bit less homophobic

Speirs Posts Any Message ?

Speirs Pronounced Annoying Misfit ?

[Messie]

How about
Spam posters all moderated

?? ;)

[Mr Speirs]

Specialone panics about motorbiking.

[Specialone]

Specialone panics about motorbiking.

Ooh low blow :(
It's only corners I panic about :)

[Specialone]

Speirs purchases ar5e motorcycle