Camping !! All Madlanders Must Partake !!

[ravingdavis]

Gents the weather is looking worse each day. I ride a gixxer now, I dont do getting wet :p

[metalhead19]

I ride a gixxer now, I dont do getting wet :p

Either man up.....or let me ride it for you ;)

[Specialone]

Does this mean you're bailing on us dave?

So do we have to call you bailing lady !!

[ravingdavis]

or let me ride it for you ;)

Erm no. You've got more chance of seeing a rocking horse sh!t than riding my bike. :)


Does this mean you're bailing on us dave?

So do we have to call you bailing lady !!

Dammit, I'm not giving you an excuse for yet another name so I guess I had ought to man up and come along. Cue my ridiculous day-glow waterproof suit.

[Specialone]

Yeah you'd better still be going, you're my meal ticket this weekend, I'm cashing in some of my previous generosity so bring plenty of wonga ;)

[aliwakeskate]

Bit of rain aint gonna hurt! I'm still in.

[Specialone]

Bit of rain aint gonna hurt! I'm still in.

That's the spirit Al :)

[Dave20046]

FFS. I've just been emailed regarding overseeing an installation that's booked in for tomorrow afternoon... just emailed back "I'm not here" will see how that goes down :-dd

[Specialone]

FFS. I've just been emailed regarding overseeing an installation that's booked in for tomorrow afternoon... just emailed back "I'm not here" will see how that goes down :-dd

Do what I do, ignore the emails, calls, texts etc works everytime :)

Your not looking for a bailing excuse as well are you dave ?

[Old Git]

I will still be going even if I'm on my jack jones.
Bags packed ready to throw over, spirit in the flask, bike fueled, all I need now is :sunny: for a perfect weekend...:smt091(prays)
P.P.T.

[Specialone]

I will still be going even if I'm on my jack jones.
Bags packed ready to throw over, spirit in the flask, bike fueled, all I need now is :sunny: for a perfect weekend...:smt091(prays)
P.P.T.

No need my old friend, im 100% at least 95% of the people on the list will come regardless, rains sucks but wont stop us :riding:

[metalhead19]

Im still going! tis only abit of rain. Bikes already loaded up....well when i say loaded up, i mean a bag and a tent.

[Specialone]

Im still going! tis only abit of rain. Bikes already loaded up....well when i say loaded up, i mean a bag and a tent.

Doing mine now, im taking so much crap lol

Dan, have i give you my moby number?

[Dave20046]

Oh no I'm making it regardless.Will sort it out

[aliwakeskate]

Yep, panniers packed (mostly with beers) and ready to be loaded onto bike! See you all tomorrow :riding:

[Specialone]

Yep, panniers packed (mostly with beers) and ready to be loaded onto bike! See you all tomorrow :riding:

Fook me Al, I've hardly room for anything let alone beers lol

[metalhead19]

Yep, panniers packed (mostly with beers) and ready to be loaded onto bike! See you all tomorrow :riding:

Havent packed any beers :cry: hoping a nearby shop can change that!

[Specialone]

Got your pm dan :)

Don't worry about the beers, we'll get some down there :thumright:

[ravingdavis]

Grr, still not sure. Its going to **** it down all weekend.

[aliwakeskate]

Fook me Al, I've hardly room for anything let alone beers lol

Have you seen the prices down south!

Thought I'd stock up in case I get there after the local shop shuts - gotta have a few friday night beers:thumright:

[Specialone]

Grr, still not sure. Its going to **** it down all weekend.

We will get some light showers im sure, but there will be sunny spells, you watch.
Im gonna be very disappointed David if you let the team down :cry: :laughat:

[Specialone]

Have you seen the prices down south!

Thought I'd stock up in case I get there after the local shop shuts - gotta have a few friday night beers:thumright:

Tesco supermarket mate, nice and cheap :cool:

[danf1234]

Tesco in Minehead and Cost Cutter in Porlock. Don't worry if there is a place to buy beer I will find it. I quite partial to the odd can or 2. lol. (look at the ARTNW pics).

Who cares about rain, if you live in the baron waste lands of the North of England like I do, we don't even have roofs on our houses!

See you all tomorrow. I am going even if it fooking snows!

[ravingdavis]

OK, so it looks like I will drag my sorry backside along then. You folks still up for meeting me at cribbs causeway off J17 on the M5? If so what time?

[Old Git]

Davin ravis, Jnt 17 Asda/wallmart carpark, I/we should be there for around 4.45pm/5.00pm pending traffic etc.
Best check with Phil on general movements, I will only have occassional use of the net today to check in & deffo nothing after 12.30:smt102
Good luck, look forward to seeing u L8R

[Specialone]

I'll check the distances and try and plan a time Dave, I'll drop you a text to make sure you got it.

By the looks of it, it's only Al who won't be riding down with us, RobH is having hospital treatment so might still make it.

See y'all later :)

[Specialone]

Right, junction 7 - junction 17 is approx 98 miles, doable in 1hr 15 mins with no stops and not too much heavy traffic.
But, mway riding for too long kills my ongoing shoulder problem so may have to have a brief stretch midway.

[metalhead19]

Right, junction 7 - junction 17 is approx 98 miles, doable in 1hr 15 mins with no stops and not too much heavy traffic.
But, mway riding for too long kills my ongoing shoulder problem so may have to have a brief stretch midway.


98 miles in 1hr 15 might be abit optimistic. Tis a friday afternoon.

[ravingdavis]

Looking forward to seeing all you chumps at J17 then. Going to need someone to play pack mule for me though, I shall be purchasing some roll matts from halfrauds there to put on someone elses bicycle as my little bike is fully packed what with it carrying both me, LPH, throw over panniers, rucksacks, tent, sleeping bags and a tankbag.

[Specialone]

98 miles in 1hr 15 might be abit optimistic. Tis a friday afternoon.

That sounds like a challenge Dan lol, Just filter like a man possessed :)

Average 90 mph, no problem :thumright:

[Littlepeahead]

What in God's name am I doing, with a rotten cold, trying to fit 2 sleeping bags, a tent, a towel, 3 t-shirts, pjs, washbag, camera, phone, banana loaf, knickers and my cuddly rabbit into 2 panniers so I can come and get soggy sitting in a field with you lot?

I had the chance to go and watch cricket, then go to a beer festival with a good looking 6'2" tall 22 year old Kiwi cricketer this evening!

[Specialone]

Ok folks, panic over, its 54 miles from jct7 to jct 17, gogle maps had done it from my gaff, just checked it after thinking, hold on thats sounds a lot of miles ;)

So basically we can do that in 1hr a piece of urine, so its all good :riding:

Its 66miles to the campsite from jct17, so hour or so should see us arrive there :)

[danf1234]

Right see you all this evening, and Phil in about 3 hours!

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[Icanopit]

That's a "pile" of comfort seating Dan!!!!!!!!!!
Have a great weekend ALL

[Specialone]

That's a "pile" of comfort seating Dan!!!!!!!!!!
Have a great weekend ALL

John, its because he has piles and dont wanna admit it lol :p

[danf1234]

No I don't have fooking piles lol

[danf1234]

That's a "pile" of comfort seating Dan!!!!!!!!!!
Have a great weekend ALL

300 miles on an SV believe me it is needed!

[widepants]

righty you lot ,as its round the corner I may pop down saturday night with the kids if u dont mind........
They are used to smelly biker types

[dizzyblonde]

300 miles on an SV believe me it is needed!


:laughat:poofy lightweight!

[Dave20046]

WHAt fecking campsite is it?

[Specialone]

Carnage !!

[MisterTommyH]

Carnage !!

Lol - is the weather that bad? Or is it just the morning after?

[metalhead19]

Carnage !!

Definitely up for carnage round 2!

[Old Git]

Guys, back, fed, installed the new TV for no.2 son and now kickin back with a cold one. Thank fook!
Really enjoyed it guys & dolls, thanks for all the laughs, despite the carp weather had a banging time.
This could end up like Harry Potter, remember there were eight episodes of that !, question is can DanF & Dave numbers manage another outing like that one/is there enough cidre in costco to slate their thurst, can specialone hold his cheeks together rather than gasing us & could raising dasies actually manage to bring some of his own kit and turn up on time!!!!:eye:
Keep an eye out for the next exciting episode!!!!

[Specialone]

Lol - is the weather that bad? Or is it just the morning after?

Morning after mate :sick:

[Specialone]

Well, we ( DanF and dave numbers) got back to my house at 2.15, they have just left here after a break.
The roads were carnage on the way back, accidents etc, M42 at jct4, car and its caravan were pointing skywards after jack knifing it, 2 lanes shut :(, cue more filtering, ive never done so much filtering as i have this weekend, Friday by Bristol was horrendous, pouring with rain with zero visibility.

Anyway, thanks to all for making it a top weekend, despite some bad weather, shame it couldnt have been like yesterday afternoon all weekend, it was lovely then.
My sides we physically hurting last night from all the laughing :smt038:D.

Thanks to OG for leading the ride in difficult conditions, Al for doing a sterling job as TEC, no one binned it or got lost so top job to all.

Ill post some pics later.

Keep looking in this section for the details of Carnage 2 :riding:

Thanks again all.


Phil

[Dave20046]

Just left captain carnage in the ****ing rain and wind.homesafe cheers for a brilliant weekend guys + Phil and old git for organizing and Claire for much appreciated hospitality... and Lph for the CAKE

[ravingdavis]

I'm back finally. Twas an awesome weekend thanks for all the fun. And rain. And wind. When we doing it again!???

[orose]

*cough* (http://forums.sv650.org/forumdisplay.php?f=168) :p

[danf1234]

Walked through my front door at 17:30 wet and knackered.

I had a brilliant weekend. I loved every minute of it! I even learned to ride my SV a little faster too!

I am still hungover and feel Cack, but hey it weas worth it.

AND YES! I am defo up for carange 2. Bring it on.

2 final words!

Carange

CNUT

All the best guys! Thanks for the laugh!

[Specialone]

Walked through my front door at 17:30 wet and knackered.

I had a brilliant weekend. I loved every minute of it! I even learned to ride my SV a little faster too!

I am still hungover and feel Cack, but hey it weas worth it.

AND YES! I am defo up for carange 2. Bring it on.

2 final words!

Carange

CNUT

All the best guys! Thanks for the laugh!

Not sure about that one, did i miss the first one?

[ravingdavis]

Not sure about that one, did i miss the first one?

Read it again old fella. It does make sense.

[Specialone]

Read it again old fella. It does make sense.

Lol, i was being sarcastic, look at the spelling of 'carnage' :laughat:

[danf1234]

MY spelling is carnage lol

[Specialone]

MY spelling is carnage lol

Thats better lol ;)

[Dave20046]

Yep,that's better.

[Littlepeahead]

Finally got home at 8.30pm after cancelled trains meant a lift from Mr LPH that required him to do a 20 mile round trip. Top weekend lads, thanks very much. But you really didn't need to tone down the burping, swearing and farting in my company :D

I can't believe that cake was still edible by Saturday night and tasted OK.

could raping babies actually manage to bring some of his own kit and turn up on time!!!!:eye:

I'll take the blame for our lateness thanks to a crocked Jubilee line. I didn't mind Wailing Mavis expecting share my tent, borrow my 2nd sleeping bag, and I agreed that if he rode I'd pay for the fuel, camping and buying some sleep mats. But I did think he was being a bit cheeky when he also asked to borrow some of my silky lingerie for the weekend after his pants got damp on the ride down.

[Old Git]

Quote - LPH on Raping Ladies - "But I did think he was being a bit cheeky when he also asked to borrow some of my silky lingerie for the weekend after his pants got damp on the ride down."

I KNEW IT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[danf1234]

I never got chance to say goodbye to you today Mrs LPH, as you had you head in your tent when I rode my bike off! It was a pleasure to meet you and Trailing undies.

Cake was lovely BTW

See you again soon,
Dan

[danf1234]

Thanks to OG for leading the ride in difficult conditions, Al for doing a sterling job as TEC, no one binned it or got lost so top job to all.


Phil


Echo that. Pace was good and I enjoyed it. Thanks OG you did a sterling job!

And Al, You are an Awesome TEC!

[Littlepeahead]

I never got chance to say goodbye to you today Mrs LPH, as you had you head in your tent when I rode my bike off! It was a pleasure to meet you and Trailing undies.

Cake was lovely BTW

See you again soon,
Dan

I was probably trying to work out how to get all that stuff back on the Gixxer or if I could persuade Waving Lacies to PX it for a Goldwing - which would have helped my poor bum too.

[aliwakeskate]

One for the road anyone?

[Specialone]

One for the road anyone?

Noooooooo!!!

[danf1234]

Just having one Al mate!

[Specialone]

Just having one Al mate!

Let me guess, with a pizza ??? :)

[aliwakeskate]

Awesome weekend fellas!

Thanks for organising it Phil and thanks to OG for leading the rideout. These weekends wouldn't happen without you chaps putting the effort in!

Roll on carnage 2...

[ravingdavis]

I demand you lot of wasters buy me a T-shirts with all my names on it for the next carnage.

Classic memory for me that sums this weekend up is me heading out this morning for a slash in the rain to see danf with his little head poking out of his tent whingeing about his sore head and the insane weather. Might have been the vast quantities of beer you drank the night before!

[metalhead19]

Just got back about half hr ago.....its still fookin raining!
Great week! Great company, Great roads.....bad weather. Cheers Phil and OG.
Raping Rentboys howd you find the A303? It was awful when i went down it early in the morning, standing water covering most, if not the entire road.

[danf1234]

I demand you lot of wasters buy me a T-shirts with all my names on it for the next carnage.

Classic memory for me that sums this weekend up is me heading out this morning for a slash in the rain to see danf with his little head poking out of his tent whingeing about his sore head and the insane weather. Might have been the vast quantities of beer you drank the night before!

Yes Mavis, and the legacy of the hangover lives on!

[Specialone]

I feel absolutely boloxed today :(


Btw...
When I sort the Normandy trip for next year it will be called 'le carnage' :)

[danf1234]

If Normandy is going to be next year then count me in!

Le Carnage!

[Specialone]

Yes mate, won't get time this year now I think, need to replenish my funds as well !!

[ravingdavis]

Raping Rentboys howd you find the A303? It was awful when i went down it early in the morning, standing water covering most, if not the entire road.

It was dry for 95% of the A303. Got very wet when we hit the M3 though.

Bring on Normandy!

[metalhead19]

It was dry for 95% of the A303. Got very wet when we hit the M3 though.

That was lucky. I had torrential rain for pretty much all of the A303 and then just drizzle on the M3.


Normandy wont know what hit it :smt006

[-Ralph-]

Normandy sounds good!

[Specialone]

Normandy wont know what hit it :smt006

I think it will, it had slightly worse in 1944 ;)

[danf1234]

I think it will, it had slightly worse in 1944 ;)


Ha ha Post of the year!:smt038

[-Ralph-]

Normandy was occupied by the Germans in 1944.

Ze French wer all 'iding in ze wine celler and 'ad no idea what was 'appening on ze beach! :mrgreen:

How many French soldiers do you need to defend a French frontier? Nobody knows, it's never been tried before! :lol:

[ravingdavis]

Normandy was occupied by the Germans in 1944.

Ze French wer all 'iding in ze wine celler and 'ad no idea what was 'appening on ze beach! :mrgreen:

How many French soldiers do you need to defend a French frontier? Nobody knows, it's never been tried before! :lol:

hahahahaha

[Littlepeahead]

I like the way these trips are being planned around places where one can purchase some decent cheese for the trip home.

So far
Somerset Brie
Normandy Camembert

How about a trip to Piedmont for some Gorgonzola, then Bern for some Emmental and a little jaunt to La Mancha for some Manchego?

[Dave20046]

did you get any pics Phil?

[Specialone]

did you get any pics Phil?

Yes mate, I'll post them later when I've rested and ate some food cos I'm boloxed ATM :(

[Littlepeahead]

Before you plan a trip to Normandy you had better check that Raving Davis Raping Ladies Wailing Mavis Shaving Babies Rabid DaisyRaging Rabies Gay Bidet Kiss Paving Laybys Lathing Divas Raping Mavis Waving Tardface Taping Babies Bailing Lady Raping Gayboys Chief as$hole and expert rimmer has a passport big enough to fit all of his names on it.

[Dave20046]

Before you plan a trip to Normandy you had better check that Raving Davis Raping Ladies Wailing Mavis Shaving Babies Rabid DaisyRaging Rabies Gay Bidet Kiss Paving Laybys Lathing Divas Raping Mavis Waving Tardface Taping Babies Bailing Lady Raping Gayboys Chief as$hole and expert rimmer has a passport big enough to fit all of his names on it.

^ and that's only half of 'em!



Lovely weather
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C*****e

[Specialone]

Couple of my iPhone pics, I'll post the rest on FB and make them public.

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[danf1234]

MY SV doesn't look that small against your beastly sprint!

[aliwakeskate]

"I've gotta say, I'm a bit dissapointed in these lamb swirls" :)

[Specialone]

"I've gotta say, I'm a bit dissapointed in these lamb swirls" :)

Funny that, I was disappointed in those too ;)

[danf1234]

Lamb Swirls = Barbeque carnage!

[Dave20046]

Lamb Swirls = Barbeque carnage!

lamb swirls = toilet time carnage!

[Specialone]

Lamb Swirls = Barbeque carnage!

Them fookers burned quicker than lighter fuel and the coals put together.

[metalhead19]

Would now be a bad time to say:

"thumbs up" ;)

[Specialone]

Rest of pics on FB (http://www.facebook.com/media/set/?set=a.193400980717445.53886.100001426343472&l=4471781a49)

[Littlepeahead]

Good pics - I just forgot to take any.