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_Stretchie_
14-06-11, 12:12 PM
Pick one of these up knowing that you can;t afford to buy anything...


http://i76.photobucket.com/albums/j11/Stretchie_/IMAG0119-picsay.jpg

Wideboy
14-06-11, 12:15 PM
So you have a copy of men's health in there? How do you bum yourself with a tool book?

SoulKiss
14-06-11, 12:21 PM
So you have a copy of men's health in there? How do you bum yourself with a tool book?

I'm sure they sell breaker bars...

That catalogue is like a spanner to Stretchie, in that everytime he looks at it, his nuts get tighter :p

davepreston
14-06-11, 01:23 PM
no no sk
he know how to use a spanner ,just cant read a book

timwilky
14-06-11, 01:24 PM
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gruntygiggles
14-06-11, 01:28 PM
Awww baby! You bringing it home? ;-)

Jayneflakes
14-06-11, 04:00 PM
I find looking at this one (http://www.hyperbolt.com/) does something similar to me.

So many shiny things, not enough money! :-(

Milky Bar Kid
14-06-11, 05:22 PM
Loser...

_Stretchie_
14-06-11, 05:24 PM
All the post except for Milky Bar Kids are correct, that is because I know MBK did not type her own reply.. She can't, she has mars bars for fingers and iz a but fik

; )


It's an awesome read, this and anything by Haynes are my fave reads, and yes, I bought it home for when I get a moment to myself

: )

Milky Bar Kid
14-06-11, 05:26 PM
MBK is ALWAYS correct. HTH.

BigBaddad
14-06-11, 06:05 PM
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big tools for big boys.

Sid Squid
14-06-11, 09:25 PM
big tools for big boys.
You need these: King ****? (http://www.kingdicktools.co.uk/)

embee
14-06-11, 09:43 PM
Nothing quite like a 10" Kingd1ck in your hand when the going gets tough, eh Sid?

http://i258.photobucket.com/albums/hh268/Hi-vis/Bikes/P5239540Small.jpg

Lozzo
14-06-11, 10:05 PM
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We have a Snap-On catalogue in the loo for those moments when you need to spend some time sitting down in there