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davepreston
18-06-11, 05:55 PM
so whats your pet name for your other half
do they have one for you
so come on mtfu and share your embarassment
Specialone
18-06-11, 05:56 PM
Cant U rated forum :p
davepreston
18-06-11, 05:57 PM
i think spastic gets thru the system ;)
Specialone
18-06-11, 05:59 PM
Bolox.
We have loads but most common is stink, we call each other that :cool:
I call her bitch, cow, and other derogitary (sp) names \\:D/
Teejayexc
18-06-11, 06:19 PM
Buggerlugs, raises a smile when she's in a mood, which lately seem to be getting more frequent :-(
widepants
18-06-11, 06:27 PM
Oi
Biker Biggles
18-06-11, 06:38 PM
I call her Sharon.
Which takes some explaining as that's not her name.
I always call girlfriends Hun or Sweetie, cos I don't have to remember their name or which one she is.
Bluefish
18-06-11, 06:51 PM
I call her bog trotter, as when we were on our honeymoon in Scotland she was walking through a rather wet field to get to a river for water for the car, and she has slightly large/wide feet, ala hobbit. She calls me hunky man, can't blame her for that :D
Teejayexc
18-06-11, 06:53 PM
I always call girlfriends Hun or Sweetie, cos I don't have to remember their name or which one she is.
:rolleyes: yeh, yeh....
Jinxy43
18-06-11, 07:02 PM
B*t*h from the gates of hades, who has wasted a year of my life.
Sorry if this offends, but it's the nicest I can think of.
Geodude
18-06-11, 07:14 PM
My ex just called me 'my georgey' and i called her 'buscuit' as its what she offered me when we first met :D also called her 'rusty' as she was a redhead and she squeaked when she laughed :D i miss my ex alot :(
-Ralph-
18-06-11, 07:25 PM
Wife: Beeboo (I don't actually know, just made it up one day)
Me: Baloo (yes, the bear from the jungle book :rolleyes: )
Teejayexc
18-06-11, 07:39 PM
Me: Baloo (yes, the bear from the jungle book :rolleyes: )
Lol, got a picture in my head of some hairy ar5ed type twisting around singing...Oh oobeedo I wanna be like youoo, I wanna walk like you and talk like you do toooo.....
Jinxy43
18-06-11, 07:47 PM
Lol, got a picture in my head of some hairy ar5ed type twisting around singing...Oh oobeedo I wanna be like youoo, I wanna walk like you and talk like you do toooo.....
Your thinking of King Louie, Baloo sung bare necessities
Teejayexc
18-06-11, 07:49 PM
Your thinking of King Louie, Baloo sung bare necessities
Bollix, still hairy ar5ed :(, or was he a baboon ?
Jinxy43
18-06-11, 07:53 PM
Bollix, still hairy ar5ed :(, or was he a baboon ?
Nah he was an orangutan
Your thinking of King Louie, Baloo sung bare necessities
To be fair, Baloo joins in with a hula skirt and a coconut on his nose...
Jinxy43
18-06-11, 08:12 PM
Fair cop, forgot about that bit
Electro
18-06-11, 09:34 PM
She calls me hunky man, can't blame her for that :D
Its great the illusion medication can give :)
DJFridge
18-06-11, 10:09 PM
I always call girlfriends Hun or Sweetie, cos I don't have to remember their name or which one she is.
Ha! Wifey had an ex who used to do the same thing. It's alright, Lozzo, I know it isn't you!!
We don't have names for each other really. I call her Wifey here for something to call her but we're both the sort of people who very rarely use people's names in conversation at all, let alone nicknames. People who always use your name when talking to you kind of creep me out a bit.
kwak zzr
18-06-11, 10:48 PM
i used to call my X olive hehe, olive from on the buses, we got a cat named auther and she used to stand on the yard shouting Aurther Aurther lol
Mr Speirs
19-06-11, 05:20 AM
Wifey
Baby cakes
Sugar tits
Buggernuts
Amplimator
19-06-11, 09:25 AM
I call the missus Wenchkins, ma bitch or sweets.
Dicky Ticker
19-06-11, 09:28 AM
Gladis Crunchbucket------god knows where it come from but she has had it for years.
The girl calls me Schatzi and I call her Mausi.
Littlepeahead
19-06-11, 04:59 PM
Littlepeahead - except now you all call me that.
454697819
19-06-11, 05:01 PM
catherine becomes cat... but to me she is known as kitten / wife wench
davepreston
19-06-11, 08:42 PM
Littlepeahead - except now you all call me that.
and you call him?????
I call her munchkin 'cause she's only ickle :)
She calls me baba or if she wants to make every person in the room :puker: snookums and gives me an eskimo kiss
Chris Bird
19-06-11, 11:11 PM
My girlfriend: Slut Jugs, Bod, Dofus, princess.
She calls me: I wish you were dead!
Him - deafo normally as he's swithed off listening to me trying to get to the point.
Me - anything
timwilky
20-06-11, 07:47 AM
I call her Lynne Lou, great as for her second name (I never told you lot) is Cecilia and she hates it.
she calls me "p1ss off I have a headache" or "Do I look blond!"
Littlepeahead
20-06-11, 09:14 AM
and you call him?????
I call him... Stui. Imaginative eh?
I did forget the other week and called Chris Numbers 'F'Ugly' in some emails to him where I'd cc'd in his Mum. Not sure she's too impressed at me calling her first born by a name like this.
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