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Viney
21-06-11, 08:11 AM
...finally became English yesterday. It wasn’t via a citizen application, nor the supply of a British passport, nor pledging allegiance to queen and country. No, it was much more simple than that, and shows that he will, better than some, fit into English life far better than some of his fellow countryman.

So what did they do that made them so quintessentially English?




Had a BBQ in the rain under the cover of an umbrella.:):notworthy:
andrewsmith
21-06-11, 08:38 AM
:winner:
Red Herring
21-06-11, 08:57 AM
And I thought you were going to say he went on the dole.....
timwilky
21-06-11, 09:03 AM
West Indian neighbour!

How very cosmopolitan of you. I don't think we have any in the village. There was one but he went to live in France 10 years ago. We do have a gay though and a Paki shop that sells only English food.
BigBaddad
21-06-11, 09:07 AM
We do have a gay though and a Paki shop that sells only English food.

:shock:
The Idle Biker
21-06-11, 09:12 AM
...finally became English yesterday. It wasn’t via a citizen application, nor the supply of a British passport, nor pledging allegiance to queen and country. No, it was much more simple than that, and shows that he will, better than some, fit into English life far better than some of his fellow countryman.

So what did they do that made them so quintessentially English?




Had a BBQ in the rain under the cover of an umbrella.:):notworthy:

Did you go and blag some food and beer from him without being invited. That's another good tradition, it is round my way at least.
Viney
21-06-11, 09:38 AM
Did you go and blag some food and beer from him without being invited. That's another good tradition, it is round my way at least.
No it was raining and i was having my own BBQ!
DJFridge
21-06-11, 03:15 PM
No it was raining and i was having my own BBQ!

Now THAT'S English - two separate BBQ's being held within metres of each other and neither people invited to the other! They'll fit in fine
Viney
21-06-11, 05:01 PM
Now THAT'S English - two separate BBQ's being held within metres of each other and neither people invited to the other! They'll fit in fine
I was joking about mine.
DJFridge
21-06-11, 06:05 PM
I was joking about mine.

I think that makes it funnier