Why is it so satisfying....

[Amplimator]

When you fart in the bath? Anyone else have this? Something about inhaling the popped poisonous bubbles when they burst under your nose. The ticklage of the parts as the bubbles rise contributes a bit. The more bubbles the better! A lil extra push and lean back a bit for the maximum effect! :cool:

Anyone tried lighting the bubbles as they surface? A lil experiment for you all to try at home.

That is all.


Please...no big brown sharks in my thread.

[Teejayexc]

Something about inhaling the popped poisonous bubbles when they burst under your nose.

that bit worries me...why is yer ar5e under yer nose?

[Amplimator]

that bit worries me...why is yer ar5e under yer nose?

Where else would it be located when your sitting in the tub? Bubbles rise....

Now if it were above your nose youd be drowning

[Specialone]

Sicko ;)

[andrewsmith]

Mr Amp has been Prestoned by the looks of it! (Dave I doubt tis you)

Well breaking you rule as I hate the bath with a passion
http://scienceblogs.com/insolence/poop.jpg

[Amplimator]

http://scienceblogs.com/insolence/poop.jpg

:o ITS A FLOATER! Literally by the looks of it

[andrewsmith]

nah its a bloater

[The Idle Biker]

When you fart in the bath? Anyone else have this? Something about inhaling the popped poisonous bubbles when they burst under your nose. The ticklage of the parts as the bubbles rise contributes a bit. The more bubbles the better! A lil extra push and lean back a bit for the maximum effect! :cool:

Anyone tried lighting the bubbles as they surface? A lil experiment for you all to try at home.

That is all.


Please...no big brown sharks in my thread.

The most disturbing post of the week so far!

Ticklage??? Is it a verb, noun or adjective?

[Amplimator]

nah its a bloater

Only until it exits. That there is out, so its defo a floater.



Ticklage??? Is it a verb, noun or adjective?

Defo a verb.

[andrewsmith]

a bloater blocks the Bog also

[DJFridge]

A little extra push?! How often do you accidentally fart something slightly solid then? Oh,is that the big brown sharks you mentioned? Turd, turd......turd, turd.....turd, turd, turd, turd, turd, turd, turd, turd, t t turd! We're gonna need a bigger float(er)

[Bibio]

for maximum effect.

sharing a romantic candlelit bath with to wife to be and you let one off then say 'yey free bubble bath' not good for setting the mood i can tell you :-)

[Sally]

Havent had a bath in over 5 years I reckon!

[andrewsmith]

for maximum effect.

sharing a romantic candlelit bath with to wife to be and you let one off then say 'yey free bubble bath' not good for setting the mood i can tell you :-)

is that followed by by you screaming at a foot is inserted

[Bibio]

Havent had a bath in over 5 years I reckon!

you smelly smelly git :rolleyes:

is that followed by by you screaming at a foot is inserted

no she just hopped out the bath muttering to which i thought, sorted a nice bath all to myself \\:D/

well it couldn't have been that bad as the silly mare married me :D

[Flybuster]

Is it wrong to want to smell someone elses though.

[missyburd]

there was once someone on that programme "Freak Like Me" about a bloke that captured his farts in a bottle for 2 years in order to fire off a rocket with his own methane....

[dizzyblonde]

Please...no big brown sharks in my thread.

How bigs yer bath.....think little brown fish ;)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tfj7eOSEzx4

Skip to 2:40


Tfj7eOSEzx4

[lx_online]

Hahaha - best thread ever.

+1 for the satisfying feeling.

[tom-k6]

i made a little brown fish :)

[andrewsmith]

at 1:15

Sticky brown fish

[maxinc]

When you fart in the bath? Anyone else have this? Something about inhaling the popped poisonous bubbles when they burst under your nose. The ticklage of the parts as the bubbles rise contributes a bit. The more bubbles the better! A lil extra push and lean back a bit for the maximum effect! :cool:

Anyone tried lighting the bubbles as they surface? A lil experiment for you all to try at home.

That is all.


Please...no big brown sharks in my thread.

Can't believe I actually read this thread :))

[Flybuster]

That league of gentleman stuff scares the **** out of me. !

[andrewsmith]

Hellooo Dave, Hellooo daaaaaaave is Dave there?


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[Flybuster]

It's all the more frightening cos it's probably happening somewhere for real.

[andrewsmith]

i know, probably around the corner from me Haha

[metalmonkey]

Why is it so satisfying....when your sat in jaziqe and people get in and they are like "how does it work?" I just look at them and smile say "it self service"

[metalmonkey]

I'm sure other divers have have thought about this...

If I fart at 15m, will it still smell when those bubble reach the service;)

[andrewsmith]

I'm sure other divers have have thought about this...

If I fart at 15m, will it still smell when those bubble reach the service;)

I thought it turned you into a fartpedo?

[metalmonkey]

I thought it turned you into a fartpedo?

Nah it comes out in bubbles like the air from your reg and rises to the surface.

[andrewsmith]

twas being daft and word playing a Billy Connolley joke.

In theory no as the Methane produced and the active chemical that produces the smell is diluted as it rises.

[metalmonkey]

twas being daft and word playing a Billy Connolley joke.

In theory no as the Methane produced and the active chemical that produces the smell is diluted as it rises.

Well thats no fun, so when I dived at 30m and farted it was wasted!

Should have waited to lunch time...

[andrewsmith]

haha
and did this

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[dizzyblonde]

I love that, used to have it on me phone years ago!

[andrewsmith]

http://www.fart-sounds.net/fart_sound_board_2.htm

[Flybuster]

Ha Ha. That's great. Especially the titles " Virus " ha ha.

[The Idle Biker]

Why do you lot like talking abouts farts. I only do em very occasionally. What am I missing out on?

[tom-k6]

your missing out on a whole new world of experiences, loud ones, quiet ones, squeakers and ones that sound like FLLAARRRRPPP

it always feels good to fart when your running because you only fart a little bit each time your foot hits the floor, *fart* stride *fart* stride *fart* stride.

lifes good with farts