Dipsticks

[Red Herring]

Talking of dipsticks (see thread on gulls...) is anybody watching the Channel 4 program on A&E. Doctor was just telling the tale of this chap they had bought in covered in burns. Seems he came home, smelt gas in his flat, rang the gas board to report the leak, then leant up against the wall to wait their arrival....and lit a cigarette to help pass the time!

[Holdup]

Just returned from his mensa meeting had he

[maviczap]

Fail

Someone I know at work was on a tanker lighting up directly under the big red letters just below the ships bridge

http://us.123rf.com/400wm/400/400/icholakov/icholakov0805/icholakov080500089/3062576-small-tanker-ship-with-large-no-smoking-sign.jpg

Luckily I wasn't onboard.

The good old Mv 'No Smoking' a nautical gag

[collis]

darwin award?

[collis]

Talking of dipsticks see here (http://forums.sv650.org/showthread.php?t=146958)


sorry for the minor derail