Ann Summers theft..

[Traders]

A name like Jon Thomas deserves to be caught..

http://www.sunderlandecho.com/news/crime/thief_called_jon_thomas_comes_clean_after_being_ca ught_on_video_stealing_sex_toys_from_sunderland_an n_summers_1_3642357

[Specialone]

Did he scarper like a 'rabbit' ?

[sv4me]

Defending, Trish Mitten said: “I don’t think any of us want to go into significant detail about the items stolen or the circumstances around that

Oh yes we dooooooo! :laughat:

[Traders]

What I don't understand is he was ordered to pay a £15 victim surcharge... Whats this for.. Is he the victim ??

[Specialone]

Dont tell me he slipped and fell and it ended up his rear end ?

[Reeder]

Pervert.

[andrewsmith]

Oh yes we dooooooo! :laughat:

Hahaha

I worked in Sunderland for over a year nothing surprises me about it.

Could have been strip searched and comprimised too

[Specialone]

Oh yes we dooooooo! :laughat:


+1 :smt045

[Quedos]

it was probably all the gags and mens undies he nicked

[timwilky]

girl at work was an Ann Summers party rep.

Some kind soul ran into the back of her car with her demonstration stock in the boot and it could not be opened.

As you can imagine when the car came back from the bodyshop, the stock was somewhat grubby. and all in the bodyshop lined up to see who was collecting the car.

[JamesMio]

More to the point... he turned up for Court looking like that!?

http://www.sunderlandecho.com/webimage/johnthomasmcdade01082011pbjo_1_3642356%21image/4016667188.jpg_gen/derivatives/landscape_595/4016667188.jpg

[Viney]

The second story of the week to make me :lol: You cant make this stuff up.

[Chris Bird]

:smt044 Jon Thomas... excellent. That surely has to be a gag. I wonder if the arresting officer believed him at first.

[andrewsmith]

More to the point... he turned up for Court looking like that!?

http://www.sunderlandecho.com/webimage/johnthomasmcdade01082011pbjo_1_3642356%21image/4016667188.jpg_gen/derivatives/landscape_595/4016667188.jpg

Trust me James he's is well dressed for the Magistrates

have a look on Street View (must have been Late afternoon here!)

http://maps.google.co.uk/maps?q=Sunderland+SR2&hl=en&ll=54.907445,-1.387276&spn=0.000897,0.002081&sll=53.800651,-4.064941&sspn=15.14217,34.101563&t=h&z=19&layer=c&cbll=54.907444,-1.387277&panoid=QwMzJDi3AbO7YvmcZ5S4iw&cbp=12,204.87,,1,10.57

[BernardBikerchick]

pmsl !! thats brilliant !!!!

is his brother Ben Dover !

[BernardBikerchick]

i wonder if it was the depot near me lol even more funnier !

[Milky Bar Kid]

MBK moment here but whys it funny that his name is Jon Thomas??

[lukemillar]

MBK moment here but whys it funny that his name is Jon Thomas??

http://www.jonthomas.com/

[Milky Bar Kid]

Hmmm still dont get it....

[lukemillar]

Hmmm still dont get it....

http://www.jonthomasonline.com/

[Bluefish]

Bleedin hell mbk, it's a mans pee pee ;)

[Reeder]

I didn't get it either. Asked my brother last night and he couldn't explain it also. I'm glad someone else asked ;)

[Chris Bird]

Jon Thomas, Johnson, Pink Cigar, Wang, Slong, The Pink Oboe, Phallus, Russell The One-Eyed Wonder Muscle, Gristle Missile, Blue-veined Junket Pumper, Love Pump, One Eyed Wonder Weasel, One Hole Friction Whistle, Purple-Helmeted Yogurt Slinger...

...sorry, I couldn't resist. I'm sure there are more. :D

[beabert]

Nor me, had no idea.

[Milky Bar Kid]

Never heard it being referred to as a Jon Thomas before.....must be an old person thing...

[thedonal]

Great story.

Was there trouble in court? Did the judge have to address the briefs?