View Full Version : Its official - Im 'special'....
kellyjo
16-08-11, 12:24 AM
Well, my kids are calling me a freak, but they're not playing nice!!
Yesterday I was in hospital having a third attempt at removing a particularly elusive, and painful, kidney stone, which thankfully this time they managed. However it came to light that im 'special' because I have two ureters on my right hand side! If theyd gone up the correct one then id never have known I was 'different' and the surgeon was most delighted and apparently took loads of pics to show his surgeon friends!! Just goes to show you never know whats going on inside..
And before some other org smart ar$e jumps in with it..... No, im not taking the pee... :p
So does this make you a hermaphrodite?
beabert
16-08-11, 01:16 AM
LOL
kellyjo
16-08-11, 05:49 AM
So does this make you a hermaphrodite?.
Erm,no, lol!!:p
missyburd
16-08-11, 06:28 AM
So does this make you a hermaphrodite?
Ureters, not uteruses silly :p
Wow KJ, so how does it feel to be a medical pheomenon?! Were the doctors quick to find you a "donate your body to science" card? ;)
So when you pee do you flood the bathroom to window level?
maviczap
16-08-11, 07:44 AM
That explains everything :p
Glad they got it out at last KJ
Did they use that special tool on the Swiss Army Knife ;)
Owenski
16-08-11, 07:53 AM
Not a surgeon so just to clarify does that mean you've got 2 **** tubes?
And what do you mean "on your right hand side" are we meant to have one either side as it is?
Either way congrats, you gonna donate your body to medical science?
kellyjo
16-08-11, 07:58 AM
That explains everything :p
Glad they got it out at last KJ
Did they use that special tool on the Swiss Army Knife ;)
Hah! No, it feels like they used a porcupine :smt010
kellyjo
16-08-11, 07:59 AM
Not a surgeon so just to clarify does that mean you've got 2 **** tubes?
And what do you mean "on your right hand side" are we meant to have one either side as it is?
Either way congrats, you gonna donate your body to medical science?
Its the tube that goes from your kidney to your bladder, so yes, one on each side!!
maviczap
16-08-11, 08:00 AM
Hah! No, it feels like they used a porcupine :smt010
Ouchio :(
dizzyblonde
16-08-11, 08:05 AM
Glad you got all sorted KJ, water works issues are flippin painful at the best of times!
So does this make you a hermaphrodite?
No, but this man is, well was.......
http://www.dailytelegraph.com.au/news/man-undergoes-hysterectomy/story-e6freuy9-1226106818101
Jayneflakes
16-08-11, 08:05 AM
Heal soon Honey, sounds like you have been through enough already.
Good plumbing though, did you get a photo too?
Geodude
16-08-11, 08:09 AM
Of course your special, you're a member of the .org ;) Glad you have got sorted out finally. :D
andrewsmith
16-08-11, 08:30 AM
Ouchio indeed
Glad to here that your on the mend KJ
Soooo (Bad joke warning)
Two Pee or not Two Pee that is the question
Warned you!
kellyjo
16-08-11, 10:57 AM
Theres only one response to that - PMSL!! :p
metalangel
16-08-11, 10:59 AM
Its the tube that goes from your kidney to your bladder, so yes, one on each side!!
So in other words, our 'special' lady has three.
Glad you got all sorted KJ, water works issues are flippin painful at the best of times!
No, but this man is, well was.......
http://www.dailytelegraph.com.au/news/man-undergoes-hysterectomy/story-e6freuy9-1226106818101
Brings a whole new meaning to the phrase "Go f&&k yourself"
Well, my kids are calling me a freak, but they're not playing nice!!
Yesterday I was in hospital having a third attempt at removing a particularly elusive, and painful, kidney stone, which thankfully this time they managed. However it came to light that im 'special' because I have two ureters on my right hand side! If theyd gone up the correct one then id never have known I was 'different' and the surgeon was most delighted and apparently took loads of pics to show his surgeon friends!! Just goes to show you never know whats going on inside..
And before some other org smart ar$e jumps in with it..... No, im not taking the pee... :p
Oh please, excuse me while I take the p1ss twice... one for each ureter.
kellyjo
16-08-11, 09:46 PM
Oh please, excuse me while I take the p1ss twice... one for each ureter.
Id have been disappointed if you hadn't!!:p
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