Out of the mouth of gits, sorry babes!

[timwilky]

Granddad, you have no hair


And his mum says I cannot smack his bum. I think he has earned one!

[missyburd]

Why he could only have been making an astute observation...i say could as I couldn't possibly comment on the validity of his remark ;):p

[sv4me]

http://i1132.photobucket.com/albums/m571/sv4me/timwilk.jpg

Mans got a point ya know ;)

[dizzyblonde]

My nephew said to grandma at the weekend


''Grandma, you have a big bum''

I how I kept a straight face for that one is anyones guess :lol:





yes grandma really does have a big bum

[Dicky Ticker]

Its all in your jeans :)

[Electro]

Not looking good Tim mate. Pin him down and give him a granddad with the clippers :)

[Red Herring]

I voted before posting.....for once I'm not in the minority! Cheers.

[DJFridge]

My 12 year old came out with a corker today. Wifey and I visited a nice French underwear shop this morning, Wifey was looking for some "nice" underwear. He suddenly piped up,"You've been married for a while. Shouldn't you be looking for something more practical?" Wifey was livid, I wasn't sure whether to clip him one or p1ss myself laughing!! Wifey has since seen funny side. And bought yet another set of "nice" underwear (wahey!).

[Shellywoozle]

Its all in your jeans :)

What his missing mop is in his jeans?

[andrewsmith]

haha

Kids fill your life with the following saying: "you cheeky get" *thwack*

[Bluefish]

nice one sv4me :smt003

[davepreston]

not voting cos im mentally scared by the poll

[Brettus]

Maybe I'm missing the point and/or naive but I don't see a problem, its not like he called you a "bald tw@", its a simple observation from a curious kid. (or at least the way you wrote it)

by all means keep em in line if they are intentionally being cheeky though, we all know (most of) the kids of today need some discipline!

[_Stretchie_]

Sorry Tim but it's not slander when it's true

; )

[Quedos]

no worse that ours saying gramps your deaf!

just an observation

[Littlepeahead]

My nephew calls me Uncle Clare. He does it to wind me up. Every time I tell him I am AUNTIE Clare he just gives me a big cheeky 2 year old's grin and says 'UNCLE Clare!'. I'm going to buy him a Tinkerbell outfit in revenge.