Is it really necessary?

[Littlepeahead]

To have a bimbo flaunting her cleavage in an advert for bike cleaner?

Perhaps it works particularly well on sillicone?

It's not as though she's going to clean your bike for you as part of the £5.99 purchase price as she might chip her nail polish.

http://forums.sv650.org/picture.php?albumid=839&pictureid=5830

[Nobbylad]

Works for me!

(I think it's something to do with the brand name in this particular instance ;) )

As do the adverts for balaclavas that seem to require the models to only wear underwear and a balaclava.....

http://cdnimage.esellerpro.com/2189/I/112/97/medscaleBike-It-Thermal-Cotton-Motorcycle-Balaclava-Black-5.jpg (http://cdnimage.esellerpro.com/2189/I/112/97/lrgscaleBike-It-Thermal-Cotton-Motorcycle-Balaclava-Black-5.jpg)

[Reeder]

Yes.

[SoulKiss]

To have a bimbo flaunting her cleavage in an advert for bike cleaner?

Perhaps it works particularly well on sillicone?

It's not as though she's going to clean your bike for you as part of the £5.99 purchase price as she might chip her nail polish.

http://forums.sv650.org/picture.php?albumid=839&pictureid=5830

Says the woman with the smutty pictures of cricketers everywhere... :p

[Nobbylad]

And you've just reminded me, there's a charity 'Bikini bike wash' near me this weekend...saw it advertised last night.

So, that'll be a soapy hand job for a fiver!

[Radlad]

Yes.

+1

[flymo]

To have a bimbo flaunting her cleavage in an advert for bike cleaner?



yep

[flymo]

some good instructional video available too....

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very informative I thought :-)

[Milky Bar Kid]

LOL @ vid Flymo posted - then you see the reality of us girly bikers who have "interesting" hairstyles when we take our helmets off and are about as glamorous as a lamp post.....

[Reeder]

about as glamorous as a lamp post.....

Epic saying! lmao

[flymo]

is it even possible to ride in heels like hers? I've never tried.

[Milky Bar Kid]

is it even possible to ride in heels like hers? I've never tried.

I'd struggle frigging walking in them....nevermind riding a mechanically propelled motor vehicle....

[Milky Bar Kid]

Epic saying! lmao

LOL! One made it up oneself!!! Glad you like it!

[maxinc]

I got to get me some of them boots!

[flymo]

I'd struggle frigging walking in them....nevermind riding a mechanically propelled motor vehicle....

:D

[Viney]

LOL @ vid Flymo posted - then you see the reality of us girly bikers who have "interesting" hairstyles when we take our helmets off and are about as glamorous as a lamp post.....
Well, you light up my Life Nic.

As for the OP, Yes. Why on earth Not. If it was a scanitly clad man, your owuldnt be raising the subject :)

[Milky Bar Kid]

Well, you light up my Life Nic.

As for the OP, Yes. Why on earth Not. If it was a scanitly clad man, your owuldnt be raising the subject :)

Smooth V, very smooth!!! You lessons from the Master D have been worth it! :D

[flymo]

If it was a scanitly clad man, your owuldnt be raising the subject :)

Yeah but I wouldnt be happy with that, it would be degrading and innappropriate.

:-dd

[Littlepeahead]

I own a pair of boots like that - though I don't ride the bike in them.

Says the woman with the smutty pictures of cricketers everywhere... :p

There's nothing smutty about this! It's very tasteful.

http://forums.sv650.org/picture.php?albumid=839&pictureid=5831

[Rai86]

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm ... thats all :D

[454697819]

what has been seen cannot be unseen... my eyes..

[Nobbylad]

I own a pair of boots like that - though I don't ride the bike in them.

Oh.....you said boots doh!

[Bri w]

I find it cold riding in white slingbacks...

[carelesschucca]

To have a bimbo flaunting her cleavage in an advert for bike cleaner?

Perhaps it works particularly well on sillicone?

It's not as though she's going to clean your bike for you as part of the £5.99 purchase price as she might chip her nail polish.

http://forums.sv650.org/picture.php?albumid=839&pictureid=5830

What makes me laugh about this is your mild annoyance has given Muc-off Degreaser at touch more exposure.

I gotta say she doesn't do much for me, she's pushing orange and looks too fake... But the degreaser looks good I might get some :)

[Reeder]

She certainly isn't wife material, but you wouldn't say no... surely.

[Nobbylad]

She certainly isn't wife material, but you wouldn't say no... surely.

I'm happily married, of course I'd say no!

:rolleyes:

[Littlepeahead]

What makes me laugh about this is your mild annoyance has given Muc-off Degreaser at touch more exposure.

Those who have met me will know that my posting this thread is very tongue in cheek, as I have demeaned myself regularly this summer by wearing a ridiculously tight yellow t-shirt with the words 'James Foster Benefit' emblazoned across the bosom in order to sell rafle tickets to leery drunk men at the cricket matches in Esssex. :D

But it does make me laugh that these companies really believe that you gentlemen would be gulible enough to buy one of their products just because they stick a dolly bird in the advert. I mean - none of you fall for that old trick do you? Do you? :rolleyes:

[dizzyblonde]

I'm not quite sure scantily clad male has the same effect somehow:smt120

http://malefashiontylish.files.wordpress.com/2011/06/diego-fragoso.jpg

[Nobbylad]

Those who have met me will know that my posting this thread is very tongue in cheek, as I have demeaned myself regularly this summer by wearing a ridiculously tight yellow t-shirt with the words 'James Foster Benefit' emblazoned across the bosom in order to sell rafle tickets to leery drunk men at the cricket matches in Esssex. :D

But it does make me laugh that these companies really believe that you gentlemen would be gulible enough to buy one of their products just because they stick a dolly bird in the advert. I mean - none of you fall for that old trick do you? Do you? :rolleyes:

Nope...I reckon it just gives the guys in their marketing department an excuse to do some glam photoshoots as opposed to taking before/after pics of a grotty bike!

[carelesschucca]

Those who have met me will know that my posting this thread is very tongue in cheek, as I have demeaned myself regularly this summer by wearing a ridiculously tight yellow t-shirt with the words 'James Foster Benefit' emblazoned across the bosom in order to sell rafle tickets to leery drunk men at the cricket matches in Esssex. :D

Now I'd buy raffles for that, I'd even ask for a strip :smt023 Ah how many times did you hear that.









Sorry I'll go hang my head in shame now

[Balky001]

It might not make you buy degreaser if you don't need it but it would make you notice the ad if you were in the market for some. Maybe. Or maybe not.

[Milky Bar Kid]

Now I'd buy raffles for that, I'd even ask for a strip :smt023 Ah how many times did you hear that.


Sorry I'll go hang my head in shame now

If I had a pound for everytime I am asked if I am "the stripper" by drunk men............christ, I wouldn't need to be a stripper anymore!

[Reeder]

Check you out with the amusing lines today MBK!

[Bluefish]

LOL @ vid Flymo posted - then you see the reality of us girly bikers who have "interesting" hairstyles when we take our helmets off and are about as glamorous as a lamp post.....
Call me Mr cynical but i don't think it was her riding the bike ;)

[missyburd]

How cringeworthy was that vid, "depending on the size of your chain #smutty look#". Very amusing thread :D

I'm not quite sure scantily clad male has the same effect somehow:smt120

http://malefashiontylish.files.wordpress.com/2011/06/diego-fragoso.jpg
Was THAT really necessary? He looks like he's just sniffed his fingers.... :pukel: lol

[Lozzo]

How cringeworthy was that vid, "depending on the size of your chain #smutty look#". Very amusing thread :D


Was THAT really necessary? He looks like he's just sniffed his fingers.... :pukel: lol

Your levels of disgust should be quantified by just where he stuck his fingers before sniffing them

[missyburd]

Your levels of disgust should be quantified by just where he stuck his fingers before sniffing them
That went without typing Lozzo, had to bring it down that tone eh? :p

[Lozzo]

Call me Mr cynical but i don't think it was her riding the bike ;)

Don't look like high heeled boots on the rider of the moving bike to me, also looks a bit broader and sits on the bike like a bloke.

[Lozzo]

In all honesty, that advert and video wouldn't spur me into buying Muc-Off anyway, it's overpriced average cleaning chemicals. I'd rather use diluted TFR and paraffin and save a fortune. Always nice to see some decent cleavage though.

[hindle8907]

Boobies!!!!

[Dave20046]

Bought.


what does it do?

[dizzyblonde]

Was THAT really necessary? He looks like he's just sniffed his fingers.... :pukel: lol

Took your eyes away momentarily from some dippy burd with a pair of airbags, that aren't comparable to brain size;)

It still stands, I'm afraid looking at b00bies, is preferable to some scantily clad male draped over a bike.

[missyburd]

I prefer the boobs too, those leopard pants give me the shivers and not in a good way..!

[dizzyblonde]

At least I'm not the only one:smt078Its almost on par with whats under KGs kilt:shaking2:

[Milky Bar Kid]

Check you out with the amusing lines today MBK!

Meh, I am tired and grumpy. My wit is sharp when I am grumpy! lol!

[Bibio]

Its almost on par with whats under KGs kilt

stop lying you were amazed.

[dizzyblonde]

stop lying you were amazed.
http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2010/7/19/a23f3b1d-ffe5-45dd-9dee-96f3a8087af6.jpg

[Milky Bar Kid]

I prefer the boobs too, those leopard pants give me the shivers and not in a good way..!

Snap!!

[andrewsmith]

aaarrrghhhh

Where's the eye bleach.
Anyways I'd use the degreaser on her and diesel on the bike

[Bluefish]

Bought.


what does it do?

Lol, a sucker for boobies eh dave ;)

[Holdup]

Yes!

You should see the woman in the nurse costume in the muc - off catalogue at work :smt055

[andrewsmith]

Double laminated HU?

[dizzyblonde]

Yes!

You should see the woman in the nurse costume in the muc - off catalogue at work :smt055

Great.............waddles off muttering profanities about Pegs love of nurses uniforms:rolleyes::smt099

[Holdup]

Double laminated HU?

Spare catalogues

this is in the HG catalogue as well

https://www.hein-gericke.co.uk/media/catalog/product/cache/2/image/9df78eab33525d08d6e5fb8d27136e95/D/a/Dainese_T-Avro-Lady-Kombi_schwarz_4.jpg

Got a good supply of those

[andrewsmith]

Pete!!!

Enough to distract you??

http://farm6.static.flickr.com/5175/5509239248_c5870347a4.jpg

[dizzyblonde]

Pete!!!

Enough to distract you??

http://farm6.static.flickr.com/5175/5509239248_c5870347a4.jpg

nahh,,,she ain't got pink hair, its not rubber...................and she looks nowt like Nathalie Portman!

[andrewsmith]

nahh,,,she ain't got pink hair, its not rubber...................and she looks nowt like Nathalie Portman!

I shan't try and post anything in response. I'd be banned for what I put into google

[dizzyblonde]

I shan't try and post anything in response. I'd be banned for what I put into google

:lol:

ok the tame version Darryl Hannah, Kill Bill;)

[littleoldman2]

Great.............waddles off muttering profanities about Pegs love of nurses uniforms:rolleyes::smt099
If he wants one get him one, he might look good in it or have I got that wrong:p:p

[Nobbylad]

Seriously...those Bike-It balaclava pics are the best ;)

[Holdup]

Seriously...those Bike-It balaclava pics are the best ;)

Ive just found one which i dont think i can post :(

[andrewsmith]

:lol:

ok the tame version Darryl Hannah, Kill Bill;)

Thats the very clean version

If he wants one get him one, he might look good in it or have I got that wrong:p:p

GODAMMIT!!!

New keyboard again!

[littleoldman2]

Ive just found one which i dont think i can post :(
Go on you know you want to & so do we

[Holdup]

You have pm ;)

[andrewsmith]

Share HU :lol:

[Nobbylad]

Lol!

[Littlepeahead]

Oh God, what have I started?!

Anyway - what was Soulkiss saying about smutty cricketers... every job has to have some perks and here's one of mine...

http://forums.sv650.org/picture.php?albumid=839&pictureid=5837

[Reeder]

He can fit it all in one hand? Pfffffft. No wonder he has such defined abs.

[Ch00]

Man porn ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!

Wheres a mod when there needed? :p

[Reeder]

http://trendland.net/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/best-sex-ads-1.jpg

This is awesome.

[Ch00]

-----^ Much better :D

[flymo]

http://trendland.net/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/best-sex-ads-1.jpg

This is awesome.

Yay, that's one of ours!

[Reeder]

One of yours?

[Littlepeahead]

This one is a bowler so he's used to holding balls

http://forums.sv650.org/picture.php?albumid=839&pictureid=5838

[Reeder]

http://badvertisingnsociety.files.wordpress.com/2011/06/wonderbra.jpg

[flymo]

One of yours?

Its a Unilever advert.

[Reeder]

Ahhhhhh, so I'm guessing you work for them. COOL.

More ladies.

http://lh3.ggpht.com/_gKQKwLZ8XUs/S_Qee4RH7JI/AAAAAAAACsQ/wdQbKElLo1E/s800/Sexy-Ads-1.jpg

[Bluepete]

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[Owenski]

OK So I've bought some degreaser, a balaclaver, some shower gel and some hot pants. Im getting outta this thread - its getting expensive!

[Luckypants]

Wheres a mod when there needed? :pEnjoying the eye candy like everyone else.... :smt077

[Messie]

\\:D/



I think I've developed a new :smt007 for cricket!

[flymo]

WNDlf6hA6TY&

what the.....

[Reeder]

Booooooobies!

[flymo]

:-)

[Viney]

*Cough*

Boys n girls. Stop it. U rating.

*Cough*

Moderator hat on.

[Reeder]

I think these adverts for the anti-fur campaign are very effective at getting your attention.

http://gozzip.me/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/fur.jpg

[flymo]

I think these adverts for the anti-fur campaign are very effective at getting your attention.

http://gozzip.me/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/fur.jpg

cant tell from this angle if she is in fact wearing any fur ;)

[Owenski]

Poor bird, someone knicked her dart.

[Reeder]

And her clothes

[SoulKiss]

Even that nice Charelene from Neighbours got in on this...

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[Reeder]

Wow... just wow.

[Owenski]

I think I just swallowed the rubber end off my pencil. <<<Not a euthanism.

[Owenski]

ROFL!!!!
This is just... well follow the link your selves and click the back story to the second image.
http://www.google.co.uk/search?hl=en&q=provocative+advert&um=1&ie=UTF-8&tbm=isch&source=og&sa=N&tab=wi&biw=1293&bih=709

[Messie]

Mmmm right ok ..... see this

_____________________

that's the line, that is. Some of you might be thinking of how far can you go before you cross it. Well, it's not far now.

Hey I've enjoyed it too but you know what it's like.... someone will go just that bit too far and then everyone's in detention.

Maybe keep most clothes on now eh?

[SoulKiss]

I *think* this may be a Screwfix Direct advert...

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[flymo]

oh.....my.......god.

I need a breaker....

btw, the drill is going backwards......daft bint

[Reeder]

I need a belt sander!

[Reeder]

Oh wait, and a breaker too.

[Owenski]

oh.....my.......god.

I need a breaker....

btw, the drill is going backwards......daft bint

seen that a million times and never once noticed that... "odd tha init" lol

[andrewsmith]

hahaha

This has made a ****ty day a lot better!

Now I'm skint! So far I've bought
- 50 pairs of boxers being delivered to ECB Lords
- Ballyclarver (got loads already)
- Power tools. Loads of powertools
- Job lot of Lynx (the smell of teenage desperation)

And Benni Benassi is now on full blast