Anyone been rude about YOUR bike today?

[DJFridge]

Grrr, Wifey borrowed Marilyn this morning for a quick run out because her Monster (a 2002 600 Dark) was in the dealer having heated grips fitted. She came back calling it Daisy because she said the high pegs made her sit with her @rse stuck out like a duck!! My only comeback was that she was too used to a bike with bars so wide and pegs so low it feels like you should be wearing cowboy boots and a stetson!

Anyone get abuse from the other half?

[dizzyblonde]

Nope, but then hes got the daddy of all bikes............and its as fugly as mine, when the cap fits ;)

[Jonzuki]

Yeaah, my little git of a cousin rang me up earlier and his first question was "is your bike still ugly?". I was fuming. Especially as he said the same, amongst other things, last month when he came down to visit.

[Stenno]

I always josh with injury_ian who sold his SV to buy an orange triumph. Orange!! Eurgh. *ducks*

[Reeder]

No, because my bike is awesome.

[Holdup]

Yeaah, my little git of a cousin rang me up earlier and his first question was "is your bike still ugly?". I was fuming. Especially as he said the same, amongst other things, last month when he came down to visit.

Your cousin knows his bikes :D

[BBadger]

Good shout stenno, ians bike is ugly.
And yup the gf always says my bikes are ugly and this bit doesnt look good.....she drives a micra eugh!

[NTECUK]

The other half got asked what bike I had as they dint see me at bently."
Sv thingy in blue ",she replies .
"Sv they are £rap he says.slow and don't handle"
And he has a silver yellow thunder cat.......?

[rictus01]

quite the reverse actually, normally I'll get a nice bike mate from some when on the S4, but yesterday I was being followed by a 2010 fireblade (in the red/white & blue), he pulled up along side at the lights, lifted his visor and just said "f***ing awesome sound", but then I was on the superduke, so would have to agree......:)

[Mr Speirs]

Ha so it was your mrs? I read the thread on ducatisti and wondered if the husband was on here!

[Geodude]

No, because my bike is awesome.

Correct :D

Lads in my local garage/training centre always say 'i see your still riding that girls bike' :smt088

[Jayneflakes]

Lads in my local garage/training centre always say 'i see your still riding that girls bike' :smt088

Awwwww, *hugs Geodude* (and picks pocket and watch!) :smt077


The other half is a dedicated Kawasaki owner, having owned an Original Z1, Zephyrs, a Z-thou and several GTR's. Most recently she bought a ZRX1100 which in all fairness is a lovely bike.

When I asked her what she thought of my lovely (Pre-crunched) Sylvie, she hesitated and then actually said "your SV is a really impressive bike for its size!"

High praise indeed from the wifey. It is a girly bike though! :smt045

[Geodude]

Awwwww, *hugs Geodude* (and picks pocket and watch!) :smt077

Ooi i was saving that half sucked fluffy boiled sweet for later. ;)

[Jayneflakes]

Ooi i was saving that half sucked fluffy boiled sweet for later. ;)

*Runs away cackling like a super villain!* :cool:

*eats sweet and chokes on fluff!* :smt088

[Viney]

Grrr, Wifey borrowed Marilyn this morning for a quick run out because her Monster (a 2002 600 Dark) was in the dealer having heated grips fitted. She came back calling it Daisy because she said the high pegs made her sit with her @rse stuck out like a duck!! My only comeback was that she was too used to a bike with bars so wide and pegs so low it feels like you should be wearing cowboy boots and a stetson!

Anyone get abuse from the other half?I think its more disturbing that you call your bike Marilyn:rolleyes:

[DJFridge]

I think its more disturbing that you call your bike Marilyn:rolleyes:

She's curvy, sounds great and has the occasional strop - what else could I call her?!

Ha so it was your mrs? I read the thread on ducatisti and wondered if the husband was on here!

Hmm, guilty as charged!!

[missyburd]

Can tell who wears the trousers http://forums.sv650.org/showthread.php?t=170638 (pardon the pun), seeing as she insulted your bike just yesterday and now you're doing her a favour? Who is left to fight Marilyn's court, eh? :D

[Lozzo]

It doesn't bother me if people do call my bike ugly, they're dead right, it's absolutely bloody minging.

There's a reason I bought an ugly bike - when I stand next to it, I'm the good looking one :-)

It's like how pretty girls who lack self confidence always have a slightly less attractive girl for a best mate; I always used to ask the mate out instead ;-)

Also, in the same way that you don't look at the mantlepiece when you're poking the fire, I don't see how minging my bike is when I'm riding it, but like a proper fat burd it's built for comfort not speed and can give hours of fun and enjoyment that you'd never have thought possible.

[tweakedtay]

Nah, my GF likes my naked twins.

[Geodude]

Nah, my GF likes my naked twins.

Threesome with the gf permission, you lucky lucky t*** ;)

[DJFridge]

Can tell who wears the trousers http://forums.sv650.org/showthread.php?t=170638 (pardon the pun), seeing as she insulted your bike just yesterday and now you're doing her a favour? Who is left to fight Marilyn's court, eh? :D

She says she would wear the trousers, but she can't find any that fit!!

[yorkie_chris]

her Monster (a 2002 600 Dark)

She's got no room to talk about anyone's choice of motorsickle when she rides one of those wheezing wop bags of crap...:-dd

[DJFridge]

She's got no room to talk about anyone's choice of motorsickle when she rides one of those wheezing wop bags of crap...:-dd

Oh bless, you should have seen her face when I read that out!!:smt044

[Jayneflakes]

Oh bless, you should have seen her face when I read that out!!:smt044

I feel that a picture that includes you pointing and laughing is entirely appropriate! :smt077

Be careful though, you don't want to have the spend the night on the sofa or in the shed! :-dd

[tweakedtay]

Threesome with the gf permission, you lucky lucky t*** ;)

Haha! Yes sir!




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