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There have been a few on TV recently, leading up to 9/11, and the usual suspects in films (JFK etc) and the new Apollo 18 one (although I realise it's just a film (or is it?!)), but conspiracy theories have been around for decades. What is/are the best ones you know? Links would be good but as I'm off for another month at least waiting for my ankle to heal I do have an excess of spare time to go hunting.
Cheers.
Mr Speirs
08-09-11, 10:26 PM
Heres a few you should google...after reading them all you can see a link between all of them...well I did anyway.
Lizard People
Chemtrails
Nibiru/Planet X
The year 2012 not just the Mayan thing (astromincal/scientific explanation of why 2012 and the 7 year cycle is pretty interesting)
New World Order/Illuminate
Flouride in drinking water
Nazi's and Aliens
Americans and convenient events that allow them to convince their population to go to war - Pearl Harbour/911/Operation Northwoods
Technological advances pre and post 1947 (Roswell and contact with Aliens)
That should keep you entertained for a month.
The Basket
08-09-11, 10:43 PM
HSK Kormoran - HMAS Sydney is a good one.
squirrel_hunter
08-09-11, 10:57 PM
Lizard People
Haven't heard that one in years. Now where did I put my purple tracksuit...
Elvis lives on the moon next to a B-17 bomber...
Hitler is still alive - we know that's true from the regular postings on here.
dizzyblonde
09-09-11, 08:07 AM
#Dons Tin Hat#
Hmmmmmm......Where do I start?
Jesus is a spaceman...
http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQWZZWm_ugvxty6jkhmI1G99krvzr4bJ fqsaR3aYg1QVylRXcCatEs-F2er
Thats not a halo, thats his bubble helmet.....why else do you think the Egyptians built the three pyramids in conjunction with Orions belt, the Mayans and other cultures documents Noahs ark and the great flood, and everything else points to 2012, including the black flag army and the four horsemen of the apocalypse, in Islam?
the bible.
something i could never understand is. if cain and abel were the son's of adam and eve and cain went to the land of nod then who did he meet to have children with as acording to the bible the only other woman on the earth was eve.
Geodude
09-09-11, 09:00 AM
FACT: Chuck Norris was originally born in 1916 with the name Zander Washington in a small town in upstate South Dakota to a Baptist minister named Clarence. It was the only immaculate conception by a man ever recorded in the history of South Dakota.
It was his father who taught him at a young that despite the fact that he was born with martial arts skills Joseph's Recent Articles:
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However, Chuck Norris’ father was soon drafted into WWI where he was an air force ace pilot until he was shot down over the North Pole. At the age of two, young Chuck Norris single-handedly defeated the entire German Army in retaliation for his father’s death.
At the age of 9 Chuck Norris learned the ability to dodge bullets.
At the age of 12 Chuck Norris learned the ability to locate drug runners anywhere within a 150 mile radius of himself.
At the age of 15 Chuck Norris learned the ability of invisibility.
At the age of 18 Chuck Norris attended a community college where he earned an associates degree in law enforcement.
After Chuck Norris graduated from the community college (magna cum laude) Chuck Norris traveled the world to “find himself” and saw such exotic locales as Indonesia, Pakistan, and Detroit, where he met Tim Allen who taught him the finely tuned arts of the cocaine industry.
Word of Chuck Norris’ unparalleled skills had traveled far and wide and champion fighters from all over the world were seeking him out to try and oust him. Among the many that fell before Chuck Norris were film stars Bruce Lee and Steve McQueen. Bruce Lee talked so much trash about almost beating Chuck Norris that Chuck Norris felt he must teach Bruce Lee a lesson and made his heart exploded with a really rough beard rub.
By this time the Vietnam War had erupted in Southeast Asia and Chuck Norris was called upon to serve his country once again. The film “Missing in Action” was a documentary of how Chuck Norris won the Vietnam War.
For his services in defending against the foreign enemies of the United States of America, Chuck Norris was given the highest honor any man with a beard has ever received; he was made into an action figure. Not just any action figure, one with a bulging package and life-like karate movements.
Chuck Norris was once again called upon to wage a one man war when President Bill Clinton declared that we would be starting a “War on Drugs.” As everyone knows any enemy of America is an enemy of Chuck Norris so Chuck Norris put on his best fighting jeans and combat headband and dove headfirst into a world of pot smugglers and poorly choreographed fight sequences.
Once when Chuck Norris was fighting a feisty small arms dealer he got stabbed in the chest to reveal that his heart is made of pure 24 carat gold. He then sewed up his own gaping chest wound.
Chuck Norris drank every drop of alcohol in the state of Okalahoma in order to save the children from the evils of temptation, and because he was thirsty.
The hair on Chuck Norris’ chest is the smoothest and most prized fur on the planet. People have bid millions of dollars to be able to make a rug out of it when he dies, unfortunately Chuck Norris cannot die.
;)
dizzyblonde
09-09-11, 09:03 AM
:winner:
Geo........Uncle Chuck is no conspiracy......although him being my long lost Uncle Norris maybe ;)
tweakedtay
09-09-11, 12:48 PM
Flouride in drinking water
Sadly, we have this. They announced in the paper that they're adding to the water to help with oral hygene....
Needless to say, I don't drink tap water.
Mr. S; Thats some list! That should keep me busy between World Cup games :)
Dizzy; I love alien conspiracies. Backing up to the recent 'back in time' thread, I'd love to see those key times to see what actually went on.
And Chuck Norris, he must be an alien?
kellyjo
09-09-11, 05:19 PM
If you're into aliens and got a spare couple of hours check this out http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7vyVe-6YdUk
Although there seems to be a plausible explanation, I find the FEMA coffins a bit creepy.
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dizzyblonde
09-09-11, 07:44 PM
^^^ Thats just weird....they're coffins? They look like shipping containers......dey got zombies in em or summat?
DJFridge
09-09-11, 09:25 PM
Firstly, Geodude, you are officially a complete barsteward of the best kind - I've got tears running down my face and beer in my nose from trying to read your history of Chuck Norris to Wifey. That's the funniest thing I've read all week. Thank you!
Bibio, spot on. Where did all those people in the Land Of Nod appear from?
Stenno, you've been watching too much Torchwood!
Biker Biggles
09-09-11, 09:31 PM
HSK Kormoran - HMAS Sydney is a good one.
Know a bit about that one----------Completely unfounded as a conspiracy though.Biggest maritime loss in Aus history,but it was a product of poor policy and slapdash proceedure and was around a time of other huge losses.In a few weeks we lost Ark Royal,Barham,Prince of Wales and Repulse.All allied navies tightened up a lot after that.
Dude... =D>=D>:notworthy:
But why was he given the greatest honour for defending the enemies of the United States oh wise and wonderful one?
The Basket
09-09-11, 10:13 PM
Know a bit about that one----------Completely unfounded as a conspiracy though.Biggest maritime loss in Aus history,but it was a product of poor policy and slapdash proceedure and was around a time of other huge losses.In a few weeks we lost Ark Royal,Barham,Prince of Wales and Repulse.All allied navies tightened up a lot after that.
HMAS Sydney is the classic conspiracy. Thats what so interesting about it.
Although, as in most conspiracies, the truth can be far worse than some oddball ideas.
The Basket
09-09-11, 11:22 PM
One thing has always bothered me about 9/11.
The hijackers did learn to fly in Cessnas but then they fly Boeing 767 and 757s.
They knew how to turn off transponders and how to navigate to a point target and fly a hugely complex machine. They must have had training on this but how?
The big bang theory.
The big bang actually happened when Chuck Norris PUNCHED space
Evolution?
It has now been proven that Chuck Norris invented the giraffe when he uppercutted a horse.
Geodude
10-09-11, 07:11 AM
Firstly, Geodude, you are officially a complete barsteward of the best kind - I've got tears running down my face and beer in my nose from trying to read your history of Chuck Norris to Wifey. That's the funniest thing I've read all week. Thank you!
Glad to be of service :D
Dude... =D>=D>:notworthy:
But why was he given the greatest honour for defending the enemies of the United States oh wise and wonderful one?
Fixed my typo :-dd You've got a good eye bri :cool:
dizzyblonde
10-09-11, 08:36 AM
One thing has always bothered me about 9/11.
The hijackers did learn to fly in Cessnas but then they fly Boeing 767 and 757s.
They knew how to turn off transponders and how to navigate to a point target and fly a hugely complex machine. They must have had training on this but how?
One conspiracy on this is that Al queda doesn't exist and it was the US that did it. The 'hijackers' had been trained in US military Schools.
George Bush, pretended to be surprised when he had a whisper in his ear when it happened, but looked up to the left as if to be recounting in memory what he'd been told(planned).
How did the passports of the 'terrorists' who flew the plane survive? Paper documents........
The planes are aluminium for better flight, so how did they crash into steel structures and destroy them, theoretically and scientifically not possible, maybe if there were bombs instead? The structures of the buildings were of a nature that they wouldn't have collapsed with such a velocity, unless they were made to by other means as well the initial planes.
Whatever the 'conspiracies' why on earth did so many poor people have to die? I'm sure someone will know somewhere.
beabert
10-09-11, 08:41 AM
:rolleyes: Dear god..
If anyone tries to rubbish the truthfullness of the tooth fairy I'll lock the thread!
dizzyblonde
10-09-11, 09:02 AM
I do hope locking threads was put in jest there Sally ;)
hey.....the info is out there on the net, you read these things rather often when doing a bit of bedtime reading.
Doesn't necessarily mean I believe it, someone else obviously does!
Now then, back to Bibio on the bible........funny how big religious books conspire with their own theories for the same subject, gotta be some long lost reasoning behind that too......probably buried in a sandpit in deepest Egypt, you only have to provide a funny handshake for the answer!
Princess Diana was pregnant to a Muslim man meaning a Muslim had a blood connection to the Royal family and the throne. She was killed off by MI6 in France?
Prince Harry is the offspring of James Hewitt?
I think both are very believable
If anyone tries to rubbish the truthfullness of the tooth fairy I'll lock the thread!
The tooth fairy isn't real.
The tooth fairy isn't real.
Wrong! And I've still got the first tanner the tooth fairy left me - PROOF
dizzyblonde
10-09-11, 11:06 AM
Princess Diana was pregnant to a Muslim man meaning a Muslim had a blood connection to the Royal family and the throne. She was killed off by MI6 in France?
Prince Harry is the offspring of James Hewitt?
I think both are very believable
The Hewitt one is damn obvious isn't it:confused::p
I have heard of Diana being killed off because she was going to marry Dodi Fayed wotsisface, but never that she was pregnant!
The tooth fairy isn't real.
So where did you get your money for your tooth from.......Santa??:p
AndyBrad
10-09-11, 11:32 AM
The tooth fairy isn't real.
Wrong! she is real, ive had her...
She was rubbish, I was great! :D
Wow. Santa isn't real either!!
kellyjo
10-09-11, 02:05 PM
Wrong! she is real, ive had her...
She was rubbish, I was great! :D
Well im the tooth fairy around here and im definitely NOT rubbish, I think you must have been 'had' by an imposter!!!
yorkie_chris
10-09-11, 02:59 PM
One thing has always bothered me about 9/11.
The hijackers did learn to fly in Cessnas but then they fly Boeing 767 and 757s.
They knew how to turn off transponders and how to navigate to a point target and fly a hugely complex machine. They must have had training on this but how?
Bet you a tenner I could do it and I've flown a PA38 once for about 12 minutes.
Just give me a couple of hours on microsoft flight sim first to learn where the buttons are...
What I want to know is what would they have done if they'd have executed their plans only to find it foggy in new york :smt082
pegasus
10-09-11, 03:01 PM
Right then here goes :-
There is actually only 1 government in this country ,it is divided into different departments eg. conservative, labour....when you vote you are choosing which department will be the face of parliament for the next period, The Uk is a company, The cabinet is the board of directors and you and me are the employees.
You are duped into thinking you have freedom of choice when voting but you dont, you are choosing one of the departments which have been pre-selected for you.
Anyways I am now of for a chilli and some halloumi.
dizzyblonde
10-09-11, 03:06 PM
Wrong! she is real, ive had her...
She was rubbish, I was great! :D
You were dreaming again, weren't you Andy :lol:
The Basket
10-09-11, 04:15 PM
Bet you a tenner I could do it and I've flown a PA38 once for about 12 minutes.
Just give me a couple of hours on microsoft flight sim first to learn where the buttons are...
What I want to know is what would they have done if they'd have executed their plans only to find it foggy in new york :smt082
Only way to prove it would be to hijack a 767...so a tenner it is.
Jayneflakes
10-09-11, 10:59 PM
This one will get me murdered to death by MI6. So here goes, I am not afraid!
Green politics was doing very well and this put the wind up the politicians. Because the Government does not want the people to have any real power and they certainly don't want dirty smelly unwashed hippy types cycling to work, the real people in power decided to sort out green politics by exposing them for the cranks they wanted them to be!
The first step was to find a suitable candidate for control. Let's say that there was a prominent Leader of a green political Party and let's call him David. Now David was a popular Sports man and had a real interest in the environment and because he was famous people listened to him. The Government could never allow this, so they sorted him out.
One day, Mr friendly Secret Agent went to see David and while they were having a drink together, slipped a drug into Davids Pimms. David drank his Pimms and fell into a gentle sleep. They then took David to their secret lair and fed him lots of clever drugs that made him easy to hypnotise and control. The first thing was to make David seem very silly, so they dressed him in a very nasty track suit.
Next they managed to convince him that bad things would happen if he said things they did not like. They also made him believe many silly things and then sent him home. When he woke up, he felt like he had an epiphany and he knew lots of things he did not know when he had fallen asleep.
The Government also being very clever at controlling what people think through manipulation of the mass media gave David to their top agent. Their top agent worked for the Telly people and did as he was told, often through the medium of inane chat. His name was Terry.
Terry made a special show that allowed David to wear his funny tracksuit and then he asked him lots of silly questions that made David look quite, quite mad. All of the people who had once thought that David was a clever man now thought that David was silly man instead. This is what the Government wanted the people to think about David. They gave a Terry a pat on the back and sent him on his way, until they needed him again.
David went away and did not understand why people thought he was so strange. All of his friends in Green politics would not have a lot of power again thanks to Terry making David look so foolish. Poor David. David went away and wrote a book that said all of the people in power were lizards. This made David look quite, quite mad which is what the Government wanted.
Green politics was left devastated, never again to have any form of major political influence and every one remembers David when it comes to voting and they see a green candidate. After a while David started to doubt that he was sane and so the Government waited until he went quiet and they got him again, just to make sure that he looked proper mad and did not get people thinking. They also made it so that David would then say things that were anti Semitic so that he could really go down in every ones opinion.
To this day David still talks for hours about the things he "knows" that came to him through a "flash of inspiration" and not at all through a drug induced state brought about by Government spooks messing with his mind.
Right, if any Government spooks want to do me, just to let you know it only takes half a pint of wife beater these days! :smt045
Jayneflakes
10-09-11, 11:08 PM
Have you ever noticed how films about Aliens have themes?
There are secret talks going on with the real people in power and Aliens that have come to Earth and brought lots of technology with them.
However, when talks go badly, the Goverments make it so that film makers make films that scare people about aliens. Films like Alien for example. This makes the population fearful of Aliens and less likely to like them.
However, when the Governments meet nice Aliens and they want people to think kindly of these nice alien folk and their lovely technology, the make films like Close encounters and ET.
Recently, there have been lots of scary films about Aliens. This is because the last lot of Aliens the Governments met were scary and they want to make sure that we are ready for them.
This is called media manipulation and it influences the proles (us) into thinking what the Government want us to think.
People who go on television and tell stories of having alien Anal probes have not met aliens though, they are just mad because the Goverments have drugged them and done wierd things to them so that people will not believe in aliens.
It is all a big conspiracy between the Governments, Aliens and Hollywood. :smt120
I am in no way mad, mental or peculiar and I have a certificate signed by three psychiatrists to prove this! :smt045
Geodude
11-09-11, 09:24 AM
It is all a big conspiracy between the Governments, Aliens and Hollywood. :smt120
I am in no way mad, mental or peculiar and I have a certificate signed by three psychiatrists to prove this! :smt045
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;) I believe you Jayne :)
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