do I smell?

[The Idle Biker]

I am on the train home from work. I ran 6 miles to the station. There is a strange smell in the carriage, sweet sickly, human smell. The guy next to me has moved his body away from me and has the back of his hand permanently stuck under his nose. The smell that I can smell does not smell like me. I worried everyone thinks the smell is me, it might be me, I can't tell. I feel like standing up and saying " hey I might be wearing sweaty gear, but that smell ain't me, OK". I'm looking around one or two people are looking at me accusingly, I don't think its me. Shall I make a stand and declare my innocence? yes or no, I have 25 minutes before I get off.

[oOTomOo]

Do it.

[Seggons]

Bonus points for getting it on film. ;)

[SpikeTM]

Go on go for it ,,, :)

[The Idle Biker]

I moved down the train towards where the carriages join. I can still smell that smell. I think it is me, oh dear. How embarrasing. I must have changed smell.

[oOTomOo]

did you move down the train after you told everyone it wasn't you that smelled or before?

[dizzyblonde]

Yup, ya stink....I can hear the cheer from them all now you've got off! ;)

[Geodude]

You will now be known as

http://cdn1.iofferphoto.com/img/item/189/446/200/rare-warner-bros-looney-tunes-pepe-le-pew-art-print-4cb66.jpg

:D ;)

[The Idle Biker]

I had to check first if it was me before declaring to them all that it wasn't so I moved and checked before I opened my gob. I was worried that I would stand up and declare it wasn't and everyone would say "oh yes it is". I am now out of the bath smelling of Radox and something from Hugo Boss. I am now Mr Luvva luva again (not Pepe le Puw) Normal service is resumed, but I will be checking my smell routinely.

[punyXpress]

You Part, TIB
What you washed off was pheromones - you'll never score again but will live a long desperate lonely life!
Don't ask me how I know.
Billy No Mates.

[Bri w]

In this sterile grey world we live in the last real man has washed. What will become of the human race if the last real man is no more? Have his super swimmers succumbed to the great evil that is Radox, and are now limp tailed? Sweaty man is dead, long live Boss Man!

[BBadger]

Bet its that old people smell or prunes haha!

no need to grab my coat, think i can outrun the zimmer frame :smt077

but in all fairness that why at work i always use to have a can of spray for the end of the day.