Oh dear, oh dearie dear, oh dear.

[Lozzo]

I


am


a


grandfather!


That is all :D

[ravingdavis]

Wahey! Congratulations Lozzo, all the best to your family for the future.

[The Idle Biker]

Congratulations!! You can now be grumpy and cuddly at the same time. Get your cardigan, pipe and slippers out and stock up with Werthers toffees. Grandson or Granddaughter?

[Lozzo]

Grandson, a bit on the dinky side at 5lb 7.5oz but he's been allowed home with mum cos everything checked out and worked fine.

Jess was in at 5am, baby born at 6.35am and allowed home at 12.30pm - that's less time to have a baby than the little cowbag would take tidying her bedroom when she was a kid.

[Richie]

Congratulations, Hope mummy and baby are doing fine :0)

[Bri w]

Nice one matey!

Don't forget to leave your teeth in a glass in the bathroom tonight

[DJFridge]

Congrats. Now we can all call you "Noisy Grandad"!!

[Electro]

Cant be the 1st time surely mate ;)

Congrats to the family, old and new :)

[missyburd]

You have to be a Grumps surely? :D

Congrats!

[metalhead19]

Congratulations!

[Milky Bar Kid]

Congratulations!

[Lozzo]

You have to be a Grumps surely? :D

Congrats!


Not a Grumps, I'm a cheery sort with the kids. I'll be known as Grandadish, because Jess is my ex-nearly-step-daughter. In short, I inherited her after her real dad died but never actually married her mum, then we split. I've always treated her and her siblings as I would my own though, even after I left, hence she's my 'daughter' and she calls me her 'dad'.

[Jayneflakes]

Awww, some times Lozzo you come across as so lovely, I could just cuddle you! Congrats on the new baby, I am sure that you will love being a Grandfather, all the joy of children, none of the pooh filled nappies! Hugs to Grandad. XXX

[Milky Bar Kid]

Not a Grumps, I'm a cheery sort with the kids. I'll be known as Grandadish, because Jess is my ex-nearly-step-daughter. In short, I inherited her after her real dad died but never actually married her mum, then we split. I've always treated her and her siblings as I would my own though, even after I left, hence she's my 'daughter' and she calls me her 'dad'.

My Granpa isn't actually my mums dad but she always says "Anyone can be a father but it takes someone special to be a Dad."

[Lozzo]

I believe that too MBK, but that line was never used with our kids because we never wanted to undermine the love the kids have for their real dad. Instead we used to say that parents will always love their kids because they are their own kids, but I'd chosen to love them so that made them extra special.

[Milky Bar Kid]

I believe that too MBK, but that line was never used with our kids because we never wanted to undermine the love the kids have for their real dad. Instead we used to say that parents will always love their kids because they are their own kids, but I'd chosen to love them so that made them extra special.

Oh yeh! I get that, didn't mean to undermine their real dad! Diff circumstances. I like your way of describing it.=D>

[Terah]

Congratulations!

[Lozzo]

Oh yeh! I get that, didn't mean to undermine their real dad! Diff circumstances. I like your way of describing it.=D>

I know what you meant to be saying, and in other circumstances I'd be quite happy using it. Took me ages to think of a nice way of putting what I meant to say to the kids without making it sound like their own dad didn't care, because everyone knew he was actually a bloody good dad.

One day a little while after we'd started going out, my ex's mum said something like "What would Mark say if he was here now?" to which I replied "Probably something like 'Laurie, will you please stop sleeping with my wife now' ". It kinda broke the ice.

[Bibio]

hahahaaaa. flat cap and slippers next.

congratz to mum and dad and may they have many many happy and healthy times.

[Lozzo]

Thanks to all for the good wishes, I'll pass them on.

[BanannaMan]

What's this???
Lozzo all warm and fuzzy???
Never thought I'd see the day! ;)

J/K mate.
A very big congratulations and all the best to mum and baby. :D

[BernardBikerchick]

ou old git hehehehehe congrats hun !

[hindle8907]

Congrats Lozzo ! :)

[Luckypants]

Congrats, being a Grandad is great. :D You are going to love it!

Best wishes to both mum and grandson for everything to continue on a smooth path.

[Fizzy Fish]

I believe that too MBK, but that line was never used with our kids because we never wanted to undermine the love the kids have for their real dad. Instead we used to say that parents will always love their kids because they are their own kids, but I'd chosen to love them so that made them extra special.

Awww, Loz you're a softy at heart!

Congrats to you and Jess :D

[maviczap]

My Granpa isn't actually my mums dad

Same as my dearly departed Grandad.

Ey up Grandad Lozzo =D>

Many congrats to your family

[carelesschucca]

Congratulations - not long till you hear the magic words, can you babysit this weekend. It'll be worth it. :)

[timwilky]

Welcome to the club

Being a grandad is great as you give the little sod back

[TamSV]

Congratulations old boy. :D

[andrewsmith]

Congratulations!!!

Just wait until the young one is about 5...

http://www.cartoonstock.com/lowres/ear0753l.jpg

[Teejayexc]

Poor little sod, fancy growing up knowing you've got years of Lozzo's opinions in front of you :(

Just jessing matey, enjoy the little sprog's open mind, you never know it may rub off ;)

[Lozzo]

Awww, Loz you're a softy at heart!

Was this ever in doubt :rolleyes:

Congrats to you and Jess :D

Ta, Jess is back in hospital cos little man wasn't well last night, so they are running tests just to be on the safe side. I haven't heard anything from Jess or her mum to say it's serious, so fingers crossed it's just something simple like a cold. They'd let me know if there was something going on, so I'll say no news is good news and hope Jess and little man have a decent kip.

[-Ralph-]

Congrats Lozzo, enjoy it!

[Balky001]

don't moan at it ;) Congrats mate!