Jodie Marsh - would you?

[Lozzo]

I don't think three paper bags and ten pints would help me, I'd still fail to chubby-up.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2045097/Jodie-Marsh-shows-amazing-new-look-makes-bodybuilding-debut.html

I find her absolutely repulsive, and that's before she did this to herself

[Bibio]

Lozzo it must be to early in the morning as your not thinking straight. think of the domination m8.

yes i would bang it but i'll bang anything :-)

[Bri w]

She does nowt for me Loz... I'd sooner have steak and chips with a bottle of wine.

[maviczap]

You just have to wonder what goes through her head, no counter that, there's nothing between her ears.

Nearly threw up when I saw those pictures & I didn't like her before

[Balky001]

She does nowt for me Loz... I'd sooner have steak and chips with a bottle of wine.

That doesn't mean much to me, I'd rather have steak and chips than most things!

I've never got what people found appealing about Miss Marsh but I've seen her looking worse. I might!

[BigBaddad]

yes i would bang it but i'll bang anything :-)

http://splinteredsunrise.files.wordpress.com/2010/05/jedward-demand-extends-x-factor-live-tour-7047115300.jpg?w=300&h=300

[slark01]

She looks like she belongs in a horror show.
Jodie Marsh the evil clowns wife.

Ste.

[wyrdness]

Nearly threw up when I saw those pictures & I didn't like her before

Likewise. Those pics are very nearly vomit inducing.

[husky03]

Great determination and hard work for her to get to that stage-the sacrifices she has made to achieve her goals will have been astronomical.Its a major lifestyle change to go from a coke snorting party girl to a professional body builder.She'll look amazing when she's not as cut and is carrying some bodyfat-keep in mind that when she's on stage she'll be at less than 4% body fat.Its what floats your boat i suppose.
h.

[carelesschucca]

OMG NO!!! But it takes talent to look as bad as that.

[Owenski]

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

that is all.

[husky03]

http://clips.team-andro.com/watch/5c59174ddbf016e55e98/frauen-bodybuilding

what you saying now?:D

[Owenski]

IMO aggresion is not an attractive look for women, I like em toned but not buff! Therefore bodybuilding birds are a huge NO WAY for me.

[husky03]

each to there own-it would be a boring old world if we all liked the same thing

[Luckypants]

She'll look amazing when she's not as cut and is carrying some bodyfat-keep in mind that when she's on stage she'll be at less than 4% body fat.Its what floats your boat i suppose.
h.Agreed, although I think female bodybuilders will only get down to around 8-10% body fat, it's only males that can get down the 4% level. The article said she was down to 10% body fat. Women generally have a higher body fat percentage due to the demands of having children and other hormonal functions.

I quite like the 'figure' bodybuilding look, but in reality would probably think they look like stick insects if I ever met one. As for Ms Marsh, well not my cup of tea...

[HoL]

You've got to admire the dedication, needs more fake tan though!

[Dave20046]

SHE's certainly been sniffing the old protein powder
Agree that will have took a lot of work which is somewhat respectable.
But it's a definite no from me. not sure about a 6pack on a woman ...or any other masculine traits.

I like how we're all assuming she 'would' us. :)

[JamesMio]

I think I might've found it difficult to say no when she looked more like this:

http://www.pinupreport.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/jodiemarsh5.jpg

But the whole body building look just ain't for me I'm afraid. Fair play to her for putting the effort in and all, but no. No thanks!

[Sally]

Meh I would.

Would before, would now...

But I aint fussy, and have done alot worse than that!

[husky03]

the average bodyfat % for females competing is between 6-10% i think shes at the lower end of that if not under-the fact is that she'll be almost completely dehydrated in the last 24 hours before going on stage.

[husky03]

meh i would.

Would before, would now...

But i aint fussy, and have done alot worse than that!

=D> good on that man

[JamesMio]

But I aint fussy, and have done alot worse than that!

We know!!

:pirat:

[Teejayexc]

...or any other masculine traits.




Never been to Thailand then ? :(

[Sally]

We know!!

:pirat:

No repeats of 2 years ago this year, I can't make it :(

However last year was alot better, apart from not being able to find the door to the hostel and then getting confronted by her boyfriend... Woops :smt077

[JamesMio]

From what I remember, the one you actually brought back wasn't bad looking at all was she?

Her granny at the nightclub wasn't the best mind!

[NTECUK]

Aww Looks like she fell in the Gravey Browning.

[Sally]

From what I remember, the one you actually brought back wasn't bad looking at all was she?

Her granny at the nightclub wasn't the best mind!

Last years was good, waitress from Roo's, but I was very drunk and couldn't find the door to the hostel... :confused:

Year before was the granny, then the yellow teletubby that came back... :rolleyes:
Theres too many pictures going about for my liking... :smt098

[Stingo]

What she needs is a job. This is clearly the result of having too much time on her idle little hands...what a waste of skin. And she's an oxygen thief to boot. Get down the job centre you waste of space!!


....and breathe...

[Luckypants]

not sure about a 6pack on a woman ... No?

http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_loqsalfe1q1qlbnppo1_500.jpg

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/08/20/article-0-008E395D00000258-838_468x446.jpg

Also take a look at some of lady professionals on Strictly.... :smt077

I like how we're all assuming she 'would' us. :)But of course, she has a six pack so we are fine with a Party-7 or full on barrel.....

[Stingo]

There's a difference though between being fit for sport and fit for...well, imagination comes in handy at this point!:D

[Dave20046]

Haha Jessica ennis is an exception she just looks toned its not so bulging.
At this juncture as a Sheffielder I have to point out 'I know her'

[NTECUK]

You can get a Jodie Marsh Essex Air Ambulance callender, didn't seem to be that popular on the run funday ....

[anna]

I for one admire her.

The dedication and determination to get to the level she has achieved in such a short time is nothing more then inspiring.

There are a lot of things people do, and people applaud them for their inspiration, even if it means that when they have got to their goal it doesn´t appear to serve as something "useful". One might argue that climbing a mountain has about as much use as bodybuilding.

This level of low body fat and muscle % doesn´t look attractive on men or women as it is essentially un-natural and most likely wont be functional strength. I dont see why men feel that a female who sports a six pack is showing a "masculine" trait and say it is unattractive I for one would love to be the owner of a six pack.

If womens bodies are used and exercised, whilst a six pack is harder to obtain as reasons sited above, they have the capabilities to show a six pack and so clearly isnt just a masculine exclusive look.

[Lozzo]

Anna - I admire anyone who spends their own time achieving personal goals, but to do what she's done to her body is very unnatural. The extreme muscle build up, the fake boobs, the bad nose job, so much fake tan that it covers her tattoos; it all combines to make one very ugly looking person

[The Idle Biker]

Fair play on her absorbing all that work and all those drugs. No I wouldn't touch her, but compared to the other munters in the picture, yes I would. As for Jessica Ennis? Oh yes, oh very yes.

[Lozzo]

As for Jessica Ennis? Oh yes, oh very yes.

Jessica Ennis is the epitome of fit, I would like to buy her a salad and a bottle of water. Bet she's a really cheap date with a fitness regime like that.

[Sid Squid]

Dear me no!

[NTECUK]

http://www.essexairambulance.uk.com/Portals/0/0%20Bike%20run%204.jpg
She looked rather diffrent Sept 11th Essex Air Ambulance Bike Run

[Biker Biggles]

Hell no,but I thought that before the body building thing.
Does Shaky still oblige her?

[Bibio]

http://splinteredsunrise.files.wordpress.com/2010/05/jedward-demand-extends-x-factor-live-tour-7047115300.jpg?w=300&h=300

i reckon i could play hand puppets with those 2 but only if they promise not to sing :smt098

[Jayneflakes]

i reckon i could play hand puppets with those 2

The images now running through my mind are frankly obscene and offensive! :smt077


Ooh hang on, I should not say things like that, I am a vicar now! :smt045

[andrewsmith]

I would an a wouldn't, but she looks like she's using David Dickinson's body varnish supplier in those pics TBH

Great determination and hard work for her to get to that stage-the sacrifices she has made to achieve her goals will have been astronomical.Its a major lifestyle change to go from a coke snorting party girl to a professional body builder.She'll look amazing when she's not as cut and is carrying some bodyfat-keep in mind that when she's on stage she'll be at less than 4% body fat.Its what floats your boat i suppose.
h.

I do admire the bodybuilders as I've seen what they sacrifice just to do it, and the change for someone like her is extreme.


Biblo

I'd pay to see you do that to Jedward. Reverend Jayne you wern't the only one!!

[DJFridge]

Given a choice between a female body-building show and a Jedward-Puppet show, I know which would raise more money for charity. Jodie Marsh might look like she's used gravy browning but I think Bibio is going to have to apply goose fat!

[BernardBikerchick]

hahaha hideous mess she is !!!

i would so kick her out of bed greasy thing she is !

[Reeder]

Jessica Ennis - OMMMMGGGGG she's lovely. I want her. I want to cuddle her and tell her nice things.

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2011/10/04/article-0-0E37F8A700000578-660_634x713.jpg

This pic is actually pretty ****ing sexy... doesn't look too beefed up, sleeve tattoos on women are HOT and she is a brunette. I reallllly would from that pic. The other ones she looks awful, but obviously that's because of her boddy fat % as previously mentioned. If she'd just sort that nose out too...

[Dave20046]

The pics in the sun to look loads better today ,still a monged plastic face though

[SpikeTM]

Wouldn't touch her with anybody else's ,, just too gross for me..

[xXBADGERXx]

The kind of person that would pick Peanuts out of Poo for attention , she looked better in the Glamour Days ...... and as she is now , it`s like some sort of botched Photoshop job . Still has a nose like a Builders Elbow .

[Swer]

Yes I would ,as the tan is there to do a job for that day,and its only a 6 pack and its tense in that pic .the rest is still sex imo ;)

[Quiff Wichard]

I would rather give Sid Squid the benefit of my experience..

[metalangel]

Wouldn't... and not just because I'm afraid she'd snap me like a twig while we were at it.

[Reeder]

I still would. I haven't changed my mind from last week.
I'd do it multiple times. I'd even get her to cover me in her fake tan with her boobs.

*goes off to the work toilets*

[Pedrosa]

In response to the original question,I would say no. Which I am sure is far more polite than the reply Jodie would give if asked, Peter Henry,would you?:p

[Fruity-ya-ya]

I'm not sure why but i would despite a fear for my manhood getting ripped off if she sneezed and her lady parts tensed up.
I admit i prefer natural looks (not plastic Polly) but do find myself getting inexplicably excited looking at the oddity that is Ms Marsh.

[dawn07]

Having been a serious bodybuilder myself for all of my 30's [about her age]. I can appreciate all her hard work and strict high protein diet. She looks natural [no steroids], so good for her!
Men used to chat me up and want to feel my biceps when I was huge! Funnily enough it was mostly women that gave me a hard time.
You do what makes you happy Jodie!=D>

[dawn07]

Oh and to answer your question Lozzo..... I'd give it a go! Lol x:rolleyes:

[Gordon B]

Not even with yours.

[Lozzo]

Not even with yours.

Best answer so far.

[Reeder]

I still would.

[ravingdavis]

I still would.

Beggars cant be choosy eh?

I would though.

[SoulKiss]

I still would. I haven't changed my mind from last week.
I'd do it multiple times. I'd even get her to cover me in her fake tan with her boobs.

*goes off to the work toilets*

Is that cos she looks like a bloke?

:p

[Jordy]

Same reaction looking at her pictures as I got from 2girls1cup.

[Gazza77]

No I wouldn't, even with someone else's. :smt119

[Reeder]

Is that cos she looks like a bloke?

:p

Is that comment because you're a *****?

[Teejayexc]

Same reaction looking at her pictures as I got from 2girls1cup.


I just googled that...ffs ! :pale:

[andrewsmith]

I just googled that...ffs ! :pale:

Don't google

1 priest 1 nun

[minimorecambe]

Same reaction looking at her pictures as I got from 2girls1cup.

Come on, I wouldn't either, but she isn't as bad as that :pukel:

[BernardBikerchick]

comer to my do !!

http://forums.sv650.org/showthread.php?t=171679

[Balky001]

Yuck, those 2 and 1 vids are horrible. Jodie is much nicer and and more 'bronze' than that jug ;)

[Dean-J]

Don't google

1 priest 1 nun

OMG. i feel dirty, very very dirty.

[Sally]

LOL

Don't google 'the spankwire video'

That is the most disturbing thing I have ever seen, for people with very strong stomachs or just complete freaks who are fans of self mutilation.

[andrewsmith]

We've derailed this one well and truly

[maviczap]

Can't believe its run to 8 pages