You know you've finally lost it when...

[Bri w]

You wake up on a morning, grab a quick shower and then squirt Angina spray instead of deodorant.

They might smell but they're healthy.

I'll go now.

[davepreston]

you wake up in the morning and think that advice that was given on here may actually help

[Bluepete]

You realise it's actually nearly half past four in the afternoon, not the morning!

Pete ;)

[Stingo]

...you start disagreeing with everything you've just said out loud to yourself...and you look up and everyone else is silently looking at you.

[Reeder]

...you can't find it.

[minimorecambe]

You wake up next to Wideboy :p ;)

[Bluepete]

...you can't find it.


And you don't know what it was.

Pete ;)

[punyXpress]

You realise it's actually nearly half past four in the afternoon, not the morning!

Pete ;)
As Quiff will find when he gets those blackout curtains! ;)

[Sudoxe]

I'm saying nothing, other than it was very early...

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[Jabba]

I've done the "toothpaste on the razor" thingy...... thankfully realised in time :-)

[Nicky S]

I've done the "toothpaste on the razor" thingy...... thankfully realised in time :-)

lol that could end bad

[Bri w]

You realise it's actually nearly half past four in the afternoon, not the morning!

Pete ;)

The MUM-in-law is at this point in OUR lives and quite often rings in the early hours to ask if we're going round for tea.

I've done the "toothpaste on the razor" thingy...... thankfully realised in time :-)

I've smeared tooth paste on my back instead of Voltarol...................twice

And none of us will admit to dribbling on our shoulderswhilst we're asleep on the sofa;)

[DJFridge]

Trying to put the kettle back in the fridge instead of the milk

[Richie]

* Sat down on the bog and forgot to take my pants down...
* walking up the stairs forgot what I was going up the stairs for came down the stairs and found my self naked in a surprise party round my mates house... ( Long story.... lots of alcohol involved...)
* Sold my mate my old car and then drove it from work back home as I found he key on my key ring.
* yes used shaving cream as deodorant...
* and woke up next to a red haired young girl....... Thinking Oh **** What have I done!!!.... and then realized it was my wife after a fancy dress party.... she still had a Red hair wig on.... ****ing Top night though :0)

[Richie]

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just for you Bri ;0)

[Bri w]

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just for you Bri ;0)

How did you know I often dress up as an old laydeee?:smt034

And my best this year.............. giving my boss a right bolloxing for interferring with the work programmed for my guys. Then he emailed me the email I'd sent him asking him to set up a particular job...oops, sorry boss.

[punyXpress]

" Just testing " ;)

[Owenski]

I seem to have developed a habbit of chucking my dirty washing into the toilet as opposed to the washing basket... funny to begin with, a flipping PITA now.

[andreis]

Not remembering the name of anyone and anything... The name of that movie, the name of that guy i just met, the name of some relative...

[punyXpress]

Alice Hymers ? ;)

[phi-dan]

The time you pick up your home phone and launch into your company greeting

[andreis]

The time you pick up your home phone and launch into your company greeting

:smt043:smt043

That's just when you know you've been working for too long in the call center..

[Biker Biggles]

You wake up on a morning, grab a quick shower and then squirt Angina spray instead of deodorant.

They might smell but they're healthy.

I'll go now.

Not sure anyone understood your post mate.:cool:
Glad everything works ok;)

[andrewsmith]

The time you pick up your home phone and launch into your company greeting

:winner:

Thank **** my works number is my moblie atm get away with just saying my name, followed by: Professional Industrial Swearing Services

*I expect this to be edited ;)