Which biscuit?

[metalmonkey]

So there I am filling in a job application and one of the questions is;

Which biscuit would best describe you and why?

So I need to answer this in the next few days, so what biscuit am I and why?

I think this is a harder questions to answer than about sports disbrubtion and media consumption and how this will change and impact on the buisness.

[dizzyblonde]

Go for something unusual....its a test of your personality, for the nature of the job.

[wyrdness]

You could say something like, "Rich tea - plain, simple and best dunked in hot liquids."

[HoL]

How about a Garibaldi...... as long as your name is Gary... and you're bald

[dizzyblonde]

I'm a nice biscuit.....everyone loves em, but nobody buys them :(

[HoL]

ladyfinger? :p

[Owenski]

"Caramel Rockey - Appear standard but turn out to be better"

[Bluepete]

How about telling them to feck orf! What a stupid question! How is it relevent?

Modern, hippy thinking claptrap.

Pete ;)

[metalmonkey]

How about a Garibaldi...... as long as your name is Gary... and you're bald

I'm none of the above, err Lady Fingers I really don't think that would be a good idea!

Its got to be a good one, this actually something I want to do.

[HoL]

Whats the job?

[metalmonkey]

This is the actual link to it,

http://www.imgworld.com/careers/broadcast-trainee-program.aspx

Myself I want to go down the editorial route, which I think would be the most interesting, I self shoot/direct and edit already.

[TamSV]

Take a scientific approach with the "What kind of biscuit are you" personality test.

http://rumandmonkey.com/widgets/toys/testgen/1398/

[HoL]

Take a scientific approach with the "What kind of biscuit are you" personality test.

http://rumandmonkey.com/widgets/toys/testgen/1398/


LOL, my work PC blocked it as "tasteless". I hope that doesn't relate to my biscuit type

[Specialone]

How about telling them to feck orf! What a stupid question! How is it relevent?

Modern, hippy thinking claptrap.

Pete ;)

+1
It doesn't mean bugga all, it's just crap some muppets have thought would be interesting to ask.

Tell them custard cream, you like to be the middle layer between 2 ( insert here what you like ;) )

[Bri w]

A hobbob... nothing hidden, a straightforward taste, very filling but leaves YOU wanting more.

[TamSV]

Definitely not a Ginger Snap. Infests the biscuit box with it's stench leaving no other biscuits untainted. Poisonous *******s Ginger Snaps.

[davepreston]

im with bri
HOBNOB
why cos its the SAS of the biscuit world

DUNK ME AGAIN

[embee]

Jammy dodger.............get offered the job then f*** off.

[Specialone]

You could decide your previous career as a choc chip cookie, mostly sweet with a few dark bits ;)

[Dave20046]

Jaffacake - tax dodger
...or just jammy dodger

[Bluefish]

How about telling them to feck orf! What a stupid question! How is it relevent?

Modern, hippy thinking claptrap.

Pete ;)
Exactly, tell them you're not a biscuit but a giraffe :D

[Littlepeahead]

Tell them you're a fruit cake. And your parents were both crackers.

[missyburd]

A Shortie? Perhaps only relevant if one is vertically challenged...

[DJFridge]

You must really want that job if you're willing to work for people who think that's a sensible question for a job application. I'm with bluepete - how is it relevant? To anything? You are in danger of working for people who enjoy bluesky thinking and run ideas up the flagpole to see who salutes (pretentious w@*&%rs in other words).

But, seeing as you want the job, it has to be Fox's Ginger Crunch Creams. Sharp, crisp, full of character (like all the other ginger biscuit people) but with hidden depths.

Actually, can you send me a pack? This is making me feel hungry...

[Tim in Belgium]

http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSUrThX2FQzihkGB6KEmONskdUQRuaSx J_MmjtU0tsQMXo44hPw

[Bibio]

i must be a hobnob as i'm the size of a hobbit and.. well you work it out :-)

[The Idle Biker]

So there I am filling in a job application and one of the questions is;

Which biscuit would best describe you and why?

So I need to answer this in the next few days, so what biscuit am I and why?

I think this is a harder questions to answer than about sports disbrubtion and media consumption and how this will change and impact on the buisness.

Don'T EVER join a company that thinks this is a relevant question. Is this a joke?

[Bluefish]

Tell them you're a fruit cake. And your parents were both crackers.
Very funny lol

[metalangel]

Tell them you're whatever they allegedly use for those games in Army barracks, as if you get this job you're have a bunch of w*nkers above you.

[Biker Biggles]

Id go for Kit Kat,
And ask for a break.

[Balky001]

I guess they asked this because they want to see if he can think outside the cookie jar :)

Tell them you'd be an air biscuit, silent, deadly and creates a stir (ohh, that makes me think of tea which go well with biscuits). Alternative you're a chocolate digestive, all the qualities of a normal digestive but stickier and leaves a mess at the corners of your mouth (I always put a whole one in)

[mikerj]

Twix, as you like to give two fingers to stupid questions.

Club, as you enjoy beating interviewers to death.

[andrewsmith]

Tell them you're whatever they allegedly use for those games in Army barracks, as if you get this job you're have a bunch of w*nkers above you.

a soggy one then!

Well someone had to say it

Twix, as you like to give two fingers to stupid questions.

Club, as you enjoy beating interviewers to death.

Twix lunch box as you like to give the single finger