For the male members--------PANIC[lighthearted]

[Dicky Ticker]

Bursting for the loo-------only to find that you have put your boxers on backwards:confused:[No,not day two,clean this morning]
Can just imagine what it would be like in a public toilet,bare behind yanking everything down to the knees:smt116,thankfully it was at home.

Anybody else have similar experiences due to getting things backwards

[Reeder]

Why not just whip it over the top?

[DarrenSV650S]

Why not just whip it over the top?

+1 Never use the little flap anyway. Up and over :)

[Reeder]

Same. It's too much effort.

[Owenski]

Yank boxer leg up and slip it out the bottom every time.
Most my boxers (that have a button) have been sown up to stop him making any suprise appearences.

[Littlepeahead]

My colleague forgot to do his fly up as he left the house in a rush one morning. Button on his boxers had come off in the wash. When he got to Brixton station he realised the little fella had been waving in the wind all the way down Brixton High Street.

[timwilky]

far worse in the days of Y fronts where you would put them on in the dark to find they were inside out when it mattered. The extraction hole being on the other side is damm confusing when the mind is still foggy and the urge overwhelming.

[Reeder]

My colleague forgot to do his fly up as he left the house in a rush one morning. Button on his boxers had come off in the wash. When he got to Brixton station he realised the little fella had been waving in the wind all the way down Brixton High Street.


Really? Not saying it's untrue... but find that very hard to believe. It's such a sensitive area any temp difference and you would totally feel it.











Plus just curious, do many guys actually use the old escape hole? I thought everyone would have been more the up and over? So much easier.
I guess its related to whether you just use the fly on your trousers or open up the whole thing.

[Sally]

Up and over, unless I am at work with dress trousers and shirt, assed pulling out my shirt, and having to tuck it back in again! Then I use the escape hole.

[Littlepeahead]

Really? Not saying it's untrue... but find that very hard to believe. It's such a sensitive area any temp difference and you would totally feel it.

It was the change in temperature that alerted him - rather than people laughing and pointing. He then had to work out how to tuck it back in without drawing attention to his predicament.

Then again, this is the man who spent his stag do in a lycra superman outfit where his mates had helpfully cut out the posteria area so his bum cheeks were in the breeze all night.

[Lozzo]

The ability to get it up and over surely depends on the size of the member in question. Personally, I go commando, much easier.

[missyburd]

The ability to get it up and over surely depends on the size of the member in question. Personally, I go commando, much easier.
Or the elasticity limits of one's waistband ;)

[Amplimator]

Im with the 'up and over' few.

The youngsters of today wear their trousers round their ar$e so it takes no more than an inch of movement to 'flop it out'.

[Owenski]

Good spot Sally, I hadnt realised that my attire does affect my "escape route"
Joggers or football kit and its up and over, Jeans or suit (work) pants and its unzip the fly of the pants and pull it out the leg of the boxers.

Oddly I'd never realised I did it differntly until you made me think about it... cheers, I;ll never get those couple of mins back :(

[DJFridge]

Up & over with the boxers is an easy decision. No, my problem is always with button-fly jeans - I can get the buttons undone easily enough but I can never seem to do them up again quickly. I always seem to end up standing there, looking like I'm fiddling with myself!

[sv4me]

A thread full of blokes telling you what they do with their junk = deeply disturbing :shock:

[gruntygiggles]

Yank boxer leg up and slip it out the bottom every time.
Most my boxers (that have a button) have been sown up to stop him making any suprise appearences.

But what are us girls suppose to hope for when our men are pootling about the house in their boxers? I little escape through the front is far better viewing than you get when your bloke bends over in front of you :eek:

[Lozzo]

That very much depends on your bloke

[Bri w]

Jeez, I'm gonna sleep with my eyes open tonight.

One thread on bath towels, and now one on how to get your tackle out in a hurry!!

Is this the "Blue Oyster Club?"

[Sally]

Good spot Sally, I hadnt realised that my attire does affect my "escape route"
Joggers or football kit and its up and over, Jeans or suit (work) pants and its unzip the fly of the pants and pull it out the leg of the boxers.

Oddly I'd never realised I did it differntly until you made me think about it... cheers, I;ll never get those couple of mins back :(

Only at work do I use the hatch.

Any other time it is unbotton/unzip then up and over.

I never have my top tucked in unless I am working, makes sense to me :smt020

[kellyjo]

A thread full of blokes telling you what they do with their junk = deeply disturbing :shock:

Its fine, im already disturbed, carry on....

[Bibio]

mine is to small to even contemplate using the escape hatch so its an up and over every time or i would be there all day trying to fumble about finding it.

[dizzyblonde]

Supoose its ok if its big enough to flop outta the bottom :lol:

[Dicky Ticker]

But then you have to remove a sock ;)

[Dicky Ticker]

The more "Gifted" can have fun with the blade type driers in the toilets then---------:(

[The Idle Biker]

The more "Gifted" can have fun with the blade type driers in the toilets then---------:(

Ha ha, you mean the Dyson dip your hands in type?

I've put my tackle in one of them, it looked bloody hilarious with the meat and two veg all blowing about, my mate has a video. I have to confess I had to stand on tip toes to do it though.

I am not sharing the video.