View Full Version : Things to do in a hotel when ur bored!
metalmonkey
06-11-11, 07:25 PM
So there you are in a crapy hotel what to do?
I do have some kit with me tho...two laptops, x3 hardrives and a HD camera...
daddyjob pretty much has it covered here.
DarrenSV650S
06-11-11, 07:40 PM
Streak
metalmonkey
06-11-11, 07:43 PM
make an adult film?!
Have you seen whats down in the bar? It would be more like a horror moive:smt104
You know what everyone time some annoying person is like "what are filming"
I just say, well I'm making some high class British porn why do you want be in it? They soon shut the hell up and run off!
Seggons
06-11-11, 07:45 PM
If one of those Hard Drives is a terabyte big and has pr0n on it you should have enough to last you till sunrise. You might not be able to do much filming the next day though. ;)
Been there and I know your pain. :-)
I taught myself to balance absolutely anything on my nose... and finger... and foot!.
Yoga is good too! really helps if you fall off as your legs are actually able to tie around your neck anyway. :-)
Specialone
06-11-11, 07:56 PM
Just masterbate until you fall asleep, simples.
Have you seen whats down in the bar? It would be more like a horror moive:smt104
You know what everyone time some annoying person is like "what are filming"
I just say, well I'm making some high class British porn why do you want be in it? They soon shut the hell up and run off!
go out on the pull and find someone to take back!
Take the Corby trouser press to pieces.
metalmonkey
06-11-11, 08:17 PM
Take the Corby trouser press to pieces.
I have no tools with me, besides they insisted on taking my credit card info...
Why is there always a Bible placed by The Gideons in hotel rooms? This needs an answer!
I went to get some beer as well, which is much better than the ****water they call beer. The whisky is even worse the fact the even call it that is a crime! This place is getto, so my door stays locked! No one is coming in...
littleoldman2
06-11-11, 08:59 PM
Go out, why are you stuck in.
keith_d
06-11-11, 09:09 PM
I'm stuck in a hotel on the outskirts of Frankfurt. Hope yours is more interesting than mine, there's only so much sitting in a deserted bar I can do.
Can't really put p0rn onto the work laptop, so I've logged into my home PC and I'm writing some PHP (not work related). How boring is that??
Keith.
The Idle Biker
06-11-11, 09:14 PM
Yeaah, living the dream baby.
Like me sitting here watching Downtown Abbey with the missus because she says we should at least watch some quality TV from time to time. What is this crap!!!!
Bored, bored, bored, bored, bored!
Teejayexc
06-11-11, 09:22 PM
Yeaah, living the dream baby.
Like me sitting here watching Downtown Abbey with the missus because she says we should at least watch some quality TV from time to time. What is this crap!!!!
Bored, bored, bored, bored, bored!
Lol, same here. It's why I'm on the pooter now, ffs, we know how to live don't we?
metalmonkey
06-11-11, 09:25 PM
Go out, why are you stuck in.
The area looks like a **** hole, so I'd rather not the gyms around around here close early, I have been doing some work. I just got Sky Go working so maybe watch a moive. Early start tomorrow!
Oh they have some crap Karoke going which I can hear above anything else over my laptop, cheeky ****ers I'll be speaking to the manager about that.
nikon70
06-11-11, 09:37 PM
see the door man for some "company"...
tigersaw
06-11-11, 09:51 PM
Have a big deep bath, use all the hot water and read a book, keep topping it up.
The Idle Biker
06-11-11, 10:00 PM
Lol, same here. It's why I'm on the pooter now, ffs, we know how to live don't we?
I'd give her ladyship one, given the chance.
nikon70
06-11-11, 10:03 PM
with the HD camera i would go out and take pic's of the sights... where are you?
metalmonkey
06-11-11, 10:17 PM
with the HD camera i would go out and take pic's of the sights... where are you?
Brum, I wouldn't go out with a camera around here:rolleyes: It doesn't look too safe, the people in the hotel told me its not a good area.
I made them move me rooms casue of the noise as well, it sound like well the xfactor under my room. I'll be asking for their CEO, area mangers phone number what a joke with the noise going on.
nikon70
06-11-11, 10:26 PM
take photos of the items in the room? ebay them??
room service?
install quake? world or warcraft? unreal tournament?
drink yourself stupid until you pass out?
have an argument with the missus... oh no that's what im doing.
Drew Carey
06-11-11, 10:33 PM
Which hotel you in in brum.....i may be able to recommend somewhere. Lol
metalmonkey
06-11-11, 10:37 PM
I'm in a room without Euro Pop, so I can actually watch a moive now, finish this this beer, have a bath and sleep!
They started to become very nice to me when I said I would report them to the council for the noise!
Sir Trev
07-11-11, 09:31 AM
Take the Corby trouser press to pieces.
I'm fairly sure it's only Alan Partridge that does that...
Take a guitar with you next time and learn some new songs. Noisily to drown out the karaoke. Film yourself doing it so we can see/laugh/help you improve.
Personally I like to be caught naked by the cleaners when they come round in the morning.
Or you could try this... http://www.secretwalltattoos.com/
SoulKiss
07-11-11, 12:41 PM
Yeaah, living the dream baby.
Like me sitting here watching Downtown Abbey with the missus because she says we should at least watch some quality TV from time to time. What is this crap!!!!
Bored, bored, bored, bored, bored!
Tell her you will when she provides some quality TV then :p
You could always just go and sulk in my tent in the garden (lol :p)
Biker Biggles
07-11-11, 01:33 PM
Do some substance,trash the room and throw the telly out of the window.
Then sing"I wanna be a rock star"
metalmonkey
07-11-11, 07:16 PM
Do some substance,trash the room and throw the telly out of the window.
Then sing"I wanna be a rock star"
Not the telly! I can the hook the laptops up to it! Its also cheaper to get some beers from the shop and hang then outside its cold enough to keep em cold!
I now have a nail gun:D
So whats the deal with the bible then?
MisterTommyH
07-11-11, 07:24 PM
They distribute them everywhere to school kids, military etc.etc. They believe that anyone should be able to access a bible wherever they may need without having to go and search, pay, find a church etc.
They distribute them in the military, schools and loads of places.
Or maybe theres some publisher / printer who needed to drum up some business for themselves.
From the description of the area I'm guessing you were staying in the Etap off Bristol Street?
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