Porn Star Lotus Elise

[metalangel]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/LOTUS-ELISE-S2-4000-PORN-X-PORN-STAR-PRIVATE-PLATE-CUSTOM-LIME-GREEN-/250938881162?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item3a6d1f748a

Yes, it's a private plate, but he seems to have had no trouble getting some of his conquests to pose with it (notice the one standing grinning next to it seems to have a c-section scar?)

Apologies if this is post is Austrian and shouts 'FEGELEIN!'

[SoulKiss]

Might not be Hitlered but it IS Chavtastic...

[DJ123]

over priced and boy racer'd car.

[dizzyblonde]

(notice the one standing grinning next to it seems to have a c-section scar?)

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And what may I ask is wrong with a dolly bird having a c-section scar............??


Apart from the fact it draws attention to the rather large shadow she seems to have peeping under the shorts?


The dalek model is better ;)

[454697819]

ugly car.. ugly woman

and why is that plate worth 4k

Vanity amazes and saddens me

[Reeder]

Those girls are not stunners. They're run of the mill ordinary slags.

I might 'make an offer'... of £5 :)

What a ridiculous ebay ad.

[Paul the 6th]

Ulgy humans...

And what a shame to wreck the car with that silly paintjob.

[metalangel]

And what may I ask is wrong with a dolly bird having a c-section scar............??

Apart from the fact it draws attention to the rather large shadow she seems to have peeping under the shorts?

Nothing, I'd still 'ave 'er, woof woof, drop 'em, etc.

[hindle8907]

girls nothing special, both would get it though for a laff.
Car is nice.
reg is gay .

[HoL]

That reg is amazing, i'd be tempted to buy it but I really like my current one - TW4T

[missyburd]

Ha. Plonker.

[Bluepete]

Sixty quid for that plate!

Fine that is...

Pete ;)

[HoL]

I'd happily accept £200 for M1NGE. :)

[andrewsmith]

Sixty quid for that plate!

Fine that is...

Pete ;)

and 3 points?

Also £4k for a chavs plate on a vile green resprayed lotus
No thanks.

Rather pay £7k for one in better condition

[Binky]

Buy this car and you too can be a slimy little finger sniffing ****. The guy sounds like an *******.

By the way i have pulled fourteen variously aged women because of my SV over the last five months, so if anyone wants my curvy you can have it for £7000.

[Whitehouse]

+1

sounds like a right pr*ck!

[andrewsmith]

Buy this car and you too can be a slimy little finger sniffing ****. The guy sounds like an *******.

By the way i have pulled fourteen variously aged women because of my SV over the last five months, so if anyone wants my curvy you can have it for £7000.

i'll give you 70p :lol:

[Bluepete]

and 3 points?


No.

Pete ;)

[Binky]

I'm mad tempted to link him to this thread and see how mardy he gets.

[Reeder]

No.

Pete ;)

Lmao.

Oh Smithers.

[andrewsmith]

No.

Pete ;)

Cheers Pete

Yet another on Northumbria Police's admit it and we may tell you letters

[Sid Squid]

Oh dear.

[DJFridge]

I'd rather have the blue Dalek

[kiggles]

i think someone should respond the that advert calling him a dirty P****. he quotes he has slept with a 18,19 year old women which are clearly below his age. He is just a sexual predator that should have the car and ladies taken away from him before he abuses them any more. I feel sorry for those girls although he probably did pay them.

[Lozzo]

Bloke's a prize to$$er

[Specialone]

What an utter c0ck a doodle don't, without the screws it looks feck all like porn.

You wouldn't be able to have a razz around on the roads with that plate and colour would you? So I'll pass thanks.

Btw, it's massively overpriced.

[metalangel]

But think of the chavettes you'll pull! Or you could buy a Saxo for £134 and have and £13,266 left to spend on Mad Dog (to entice them) and trips to the VD clinic.