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HELP!!!!! I'm getting really fed up!!!!
My daughter is nearly 14 - and a very pretty tall blue eyed blonde. There are some teenage lads in the village who are starting to be a right PIA, calling round and being stupid. She's not interested, has told them to foxtrot but they still keep coming back. Short of shooting the buggers, what can I do to get rid of them????
maviczap
08-01-12, 08:30 PM
Couple of these dotted down the path :D
http://www.livetradingnews.com/wp-content/uploads/bear-trap.jpg
davepreston
08-01-12, 08:30 PM
have the org round for a drink i dout they will be back
:)
They're probably like feral cats so you don't wanna upset them. I'd stick to answering the door yourself and just act disinterested. They'll soon get bored.
Actually, what maviczap (http://forums.sv650.org/member.php?u=5878) said!
maviczap
08-01-12, 08:32 PM
Hold a Jehovah's party night
BBadger
08-01-12, 08:35 PM
i can think of an option but youll end up on some sort of list and the neighbours may linch you
missyburd
08-01-12, 08:38 PM
As long as they don't start spraying on your door to mark their territories...
andrewsmith
08-01-12, 08:42 PM
have the org round for a drink i dout they will be back
:)
This
Specialone
08-01-12, 08:42 PM
have the org round for a drink i dout they will be back
:)
Not very often I agree with the big man but he's right you know :)
We could put them in a van and drive them 200 miles away and lose their phones :p
Jayneflakes
08-01-12, 08:43 PM
HELP!!!!! I'm getting really fed up!!!!
Short of shooting the buggers, what can I do to get rid of them????
Ed, you are a hardcore Biker! Sort them out the old fashioned way! :smt067
I find that the easy way to get rid of unwanted gentleman callers is with a crowbar, then into the boot of your car, wrapped in plastic obviously to avoid contamination of the boot. Then you need an oil drum. Put them in the oil drum, fill it up with concrete and dump it at sea, somewhere deep where it wont wash back up again!
Hope that helps! :smt003
-Ralph-
08-01-12, 08:47 PM
Well he's got the oil drum, but before I become an accomplice can I just state for the record that it wasn't obtained with that purpose in mind.
You need a big dog Ed.
myfirstsv
08-01-12, 08:48 PM
I had a mate in South Africa who had the same problem. Whenever uninvited callers for his daughter (or indeed invited callers...) was always cleaning his Shotgun, South African copy of the Uzi or his S&W Model 28. The latter is not the Dirty Harry version, just a mere .357 magum but you knew what was the wrong end of it.
Never had a problem....
Sadly we live in less enlightened times than Sourh Africa....that's a joke BTW before the PC Police get excited.
A semi serious answer - invite them in. Make friends with them. Give them a coke and sit and chat with them. Ask them what music they like. Show them your bike.
Then, they'll either get so bored they'll steer well clear of the house, or end up as being decent friends of the family who have respect for you and your daughter.
Win win really.
Mrs DJ Fridge
08-01-12, 09:30 PM
A semi serious answer - invite them in. Make friends with them. Give them a coke and sit and chat with them. Ask them what music they like. Show them your bike.
Then, they'll either get so bored they'll steer well clear of the house, or end up as being decent friends of the family who have respect for you and your daughter.
Win win really.
That was exactly what I was going to say, make sure you have another adult there with you, preferably your wife so they cannot make any accusations. Sit them down, keep them talking for ages, my Dad always did that to boyfriends he considered unsuitable, it always scared them off!
I like this, is a good idea:D Two are in the same year group as daughter, so I can ask them about their French homework:lol: That, or pretend to be a JW and ask them if they read the bible every day and have they thought about the end of the world:lol:
-Ralph-
08-01-12, 09:41 PM
they'll either get so bored they'll steer well clear of the house
:smt046 You don't think Ed is down with the kiddies then Messie?
"OMG Blad! That chick's boom ting! Propa minted init! That old man's too dred tho' bruv, lets go get mashed"
andrewsmith
08-01-12, 09:42 PM
:smt046 You don't think Ed is down with the kiddies then Messie?
"OMG Blad! That chick's boom ting! Propa minted init! That old man's too dred tho' bruv, lets go get mashed"
Dammit
New keyboard time
SoulKiss
08-01-12, 09:48 PM
Well he's got the oil drum, but before I become an accomplice can I just state for the record that it wasn't obtained with that purpose in mind.
You need a big dog Ed.
Nah, get pigs, not dags :)
shropshire can be local to two or three Org territories. maybe we could hold a meet of some description.
i like the idea of being a JW though, had some of these harrassing people outside a reptile shop where i get my pets bugs from. then a young lass who worked in the shop wandered outside with a fat hairy tarantula. she walked back in smiling "they've left now"
Bluepete
08-01-12, 09:58 PM
Tell them she's a lesbian.
Or, chase them off wearing a thong, carrying a pot of Vaseline.
Hope this helps!
Pete ;)
fizzwheel
08-01-12, 10:03 PM
what can I do to get rid of them????
Embarrass them, but depends on how much you want to embarrass your daughter as well.
i.e open the front door in your pants, invite them in for a cup of tea and then ask them awkward questions. Invite them in and show them your 675 and go onto the nth degree about every little finicky detail on it, invite them in and show them your holiday snaps, or bore the hell out of them.
Then once you've done all that and kept them entertained for an hour or so, tell them your daughter has gone out with her mates and isnt in.
Tell them she's a lesbian.
Or, chase them off wearing a thong, carrying a pot of Vaseline.
Hope this helps!
Pete ;)
BORAT MANKINI! if you're going to do it, do it properly.
or just invite them in and have an accomplice in a gimp suit tied up on the coffee table. should keep them away for a while
Bluepete
08-01-12, 10:10 PM
Or this
http://www.stevenhumour.com/2012/01/03/dads-against-daughters-dating/
Pete ;)
Dave Mac
08-01-12, 10:14 PM
im going to go to the butchers and get some pig/bull testicles put them in a jar, then when the prospective boyfriend comes round ill have the jar on the table and ill be sharpening my kukri, and a little reference to what happens when the snake comes out.
dont know if that helps
my daughter is 8 and im not allowed to do that yet!
chris8886
08-01-12, 10:18 PM
i'm very sorry ed and i do feel for you, with this problem, but, as ever the .org has and is coming out with some cracking and funny lines! i am writing this with tears of laughter almost rolling down my cheeks!
Biker Biggles
08-01-12, 11:13 PM
Invite them in and ask them if they know how to get rid of scabies and head lice.Then start scratching your head and &rse.
Befriend them but don't get them interested in the bike - your daughter will hate it because girls always hate the boys their dads like and vice versa, and eventually the boys will get fed up of coming round only to see you because they're not getting to see the bike.
metalangel
09-01-12, 06:29 AM
Tell them she wipes back to front.
Open the door just wide enough so they can see the shotgun cartridges strewn over the hallway table :evil:
garynortheast
09-01-12, 08:21 AM
Or this
http://www.stevenhumour.com/2012/01/03/dads-against-daughters-dating/
Pete ;)
That's an infected webpage there Pete.
Littlepeahead
09-01-12, 09:24 AM
I think you need to invite Bear over and let him drink a bottle of gin just before they call round. Then get him to open the door and ask them why they wish to speak to his fiancée. (Please ensure you explain to Jamie first that this is not for real, or you could find yourself with a new son in law).
maviczap
09-01-12, 10:12 AM
Bear as a SIL - shudders to imagine
Ask them if they like the new patio. Then ask them where obnoxious boyfriends end up.
timwilky
09-01-12, 10:43 AM
They are probably nice lads being normal.
Tell them she might be interested if they get a bath and wear "nice" clothes. Bet they run a mile at the thought.
dizzyblonde
09-01-12, 11:09 AM
See this is exactly why I don't like girls. Boys are far easier to deal with when they grow up!
I'm pretty sure my parents had the same when I was her age. My dads a bit barmy when he wants to, always invited them in, and embarrassed the lot of us!
timwilky
09-01-12, 11:26 AM
Oi Dizzy, that's a dads job.
You have to realise, we remember what was on our minds when we were their age.
tweakedtay
09-01-12, 01:30 PM
Just sit on the porch, and polish a gun.
Just sit on the porch, and polish a gun.
Or you could polish something else, that would keep them away. ;)
Fallout
09-01-12, 01:59 PM
It's all down to your daughter, in my opinion matey. She needs to give them the brush off. If she's giving them the time of day they'll keep at it. They don't give a monkeys what you say or do, and even if you act like a total bruiser, they'll keep at it.
When I was a nipper, until a girl literally said she wasn't interested, I couldn't even read the signals. If she yawned, she was just tired. If she was ignoring me she was just being shy and was secretly gagging for it. If she tried to make it obvious by talking about another guy, he was just a good friend. :rolleyes:
Teenagers are thick.
yorkie_chris
09-01-12, 01:59 PM
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Luckypants
09-01-12, 02:01 PM
It's all down to your daughter, in my opinion matey. She needs to give them the brush off. If she's giving them the time of day they'll keep at it. They don't give a monkeys what you say or do, and even if you act like a total bruiser, they'll keep at it.
When I was a nipper, until a girl literally said she wasn't interested, I couldn't even read the signals. If she yawned, she was just tired. If she was ignoring me she was just being shy and was secretly gagging for it. If she tried to make it obvious by talking about another guy, he was just a good friend. :rolleyes:
MEN are thick.
Corrected as it's true of most of us I reckon, but good advice.:D
Fallout
09-01-12, 02:06 PM
I'd like to think I've figured women out a bit by now. When they get a restraining order, that's bad, right? :D
blue curvy jester
09-01-12, 02:36 PM
thats the best thing with having boys some other mother /fathers problem
then again the stink that festers in thier bedrrom is worse than Drews/SH'S tent on an AR
soi suppose its all swings and roundabaouts
andrewsmith
09-01-12, 03:16 PM
V_Y9SQhcIjw
hahaha :smt043
Ed, theres your answer
BernardBikerchick
09-01-12, 04:43 PM
go contact viney he knows a hitman who can assist ;) heheheheh xx
just pretend you have a really bad stutter if they come to the door i'm sure you can scare them that way hahhaa
Some excellent suggestions!!!!!! Thank you peeps!!! I didn't get home till late so no idea if the Rse holes have been round, I will find out tomorrow:rolleyes:
Ed i'm afraid that there is nothing you can do. boys will be boys. if you aggravate them they might turn attention to you and possibly your house. never befriend them but always be nice to them, remember you were a lad once.
the only solution is for your daughter to hitch up with someone, this does not necessarily mean a boyfriend but a male who would be willing to act as a boyfriend but is not part of the 'crowd' until things settle down. once the word gets around that she is 'taken' then they will turn their attention to other girls who are available. or for her to tell them that she is not interested but it need to be your daughter who does it.
i'm sorry to say but your daughter is at that age where the natural 'mating' rituals begin. i know that you as a father don't want to hear that but that's how things are and the quicker you come to terms with it the better you will feel about it.
andrewsmith
09-01-12, 10:39 PM
i'm sorry to say but your daughter is at that age where the natural 'mating' rituals begin. i know that you as a father don't want to hear that but that's how things are and the quicker you come to terms with it the better you will feel about it.
Time for the light humoured approach, but Ed its something that happens and been through more recently than most on here
http://youtu.be/ngj2HGpTaYw
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