Grab the nearest book to you and go to page 45 . . .

[DJ123]

This will summarise your sex life for 2012.

Post up your one liners

Mine:
That comes via fluid fuel injection, a capable chassis and grippy rubber

[tom-k6]

Ron grabbed his wand and gave it a slight wiggling action.

[christian1000]

Consider rear observation when you are about to change position or speed

[HoL]

Hahaha

"if everything seems accounted for, move onto the next step"

[keith_d]

"Champagne cocktails tend to get better and better the more you drink"

Could be quite a fun year. :-)

[tigersaw]

Drain and toss in the remaining butter.

(I kid you not!)

[sauluk]

Mine says "the material used to pack the 22inch cavity between the old walls and new walls was hauled out of storage" (lee child - die trying) and the other half's says "all female - of course". What an awesome game, never thought it would say anything that made sense. And looks like I've a year to look forward to!

[DJFridge]

"The only ugly people were those making a statement." (The Algebraist, Iain M Banks)

[Bluefish]

Tourist area and has excellant toilet facilities, Titter titter

[ClunkintheUK]

I had registered to ask about bikes, but this was too fun a game to miss.

"That's when i heard it, a rough voice that could have come straight from the oilfield, shattering the peace and my sensation of well being. 'Oi, Are you Paul Carter'"

oh dear....

[Bri w]

"In Gela, the town's remarkable mayor, Enzo Crocetta, an openly gay, communist and catholic anti-Mafia activist, was re-elected for a 2nd term."

Lonely Planet guide to Sicily.

[Mikey10]

Really, it's that simple

[MisterTommyH]

"...faints when a car backfires, vegetarian, no sense of humour, follows trends, reads the Guardian, feet smell despite (or because of) sandals..."

beggers can't be choosers eh....

[Bluepete]

It was exactly four inches...

Pete ;)

[Mr Speirs]

'Saya suka suka rama-rama rama-rama'

The Etymologicon

It reads 'I really love butterflies' in Malay

[Brettus]

"From initial probe to final excision took only twenty-seven minutes"
odd indeed but a fun diversion for a morning ;)

[maviczap]

their mothers watching it all go down :D

[Owenski]

"any sign shown in a diagram in part 1 of schedule 11 except diagrtams 6006.2 6008.1 6009.3 and 6012; or "


So sex will remain as baffling as ever then

[The Idle Biker]

"My name is Ozymandius, king of kings: Look on my works, ye Mighty and despair!"

Ooeerrr?!

[DJ123]

some cracking ones there :lol:

[Stingo]

"We return to Jupiter inspecting the earth after the fire caused by Phaethon. This leads the god into another amorous adventure with Callisto and to his impersonating the virgin goddess Diana. Juno's inevitable jealousy results in the nymph's metamorphosis into a bear; but Callisto and her son Arcas, much to the goddess's indignation, are later transformed into a constellation".

Ovid - Metamorphosis.

The constellation is of course Ursa Major and Ursa Minor...but I'm sure you lot knew that already...

[_Stretchie_]

"Use your left hand to insert the tip"

"Good penetration will take considerable practice"





Haynes - Welding

[Geodude]

was a handsome and well engineered machine, with raised handlebars, girder front suspension and a rigid rear end with sprung saddle for the rider.

[yorkie_chris]

"To sneak in the double-quote character without getting printf() in a tizzy, you use the escape sequence\""

:confused:

[BoltonSte]

A reasonable number of experimental results exist in the liturature dedicated to the comparison of the different stressing methods, that is, single impact, double impact and slow compression.

Hmmm, could be an interesting year.

[missyburd]

If the element has become clogged with dust, intake resistance will increase with a resultant decrease in power output.

:smt107

Ron grabbed his wand and gave it a slight wiggling action.
#snigger#

[Reeder]

To unlock your keyset:
1. While on-hook, press the TRSF key and dial 100.
2. Dial your 4-digit extension passcode.
3. Dial 0 to set the keyset to Unlocked.
4. Press the TRSF key to store your selection.


I guess that the Samsung DCS keyset user guide probably wasn't the best book to have closest to me when replying to this.

[Bri w]

"My name is Ozymandius, king of kings: Look on my works, ye Mighty and despair!"

Ooeerrr?!

"Nothing beside remains. The lone and level sands stretch..." And I can't remember anymore. But it is 38years since I learned it for O-Level.

[Tomor]

"Only by waiting until you can clearly see the exit will you know what awaits you"

IAM - How to be a better rider

[The Idle Biker]

"Nothing beside remains. The lone and level sands stretch..." And I can't remember anymore. But it is 38years since I learned it for O-Level.

Sadly my reading material isn't the wonderful words of Percy Shelley.

It was quoted in a book called "The 80 minute MBA" P45 - (corporate management blah blah).

I hope it isn't too accurate.

[tactcom7]

'The brain could not possibly be wired by the genes down to the last synapse, because there isn't nearly enough information in the genome to do so'

Sounds pretty boring :(

[punyXpress]

A long-liner . .
" There was no lady-teacher at the school to be mistress to the girls. This is how the lady-teacher came" :rolleyes:
Livingstone the Pathfinder by Basil Matthews.

[tom-k6]

"untouched since the early 1990's, it is offered at NO RESERVE" maybe The Classic Motorcycle wasn't too good a reference

[Sabarius]

The bathroom can be part of your bedroom, open plan design means more freedom.

The bathstore catalogue.

[hindle8907]

when you use wildcards, try to not use them at the beginning of the search pattern unless absolutely necessary.

"SQL Second Edition "

[ophic]

Tip It is a best practice to establish relationships with an entire class
:smt107

[Paul the 6th]

Design conscious cuts, high end pique quality, fashionably inspired colour offer, meticulous finishing, up to date details or the iconic b&C safran duo.

[BBadger]

the laporte selection rule states that in a centrosymmetric molecule or ion the only allowed transitions are those accompanied by a change in parity which only applies to g and u transitions.

800 pages of beautiful inorganic and pharmaceutical chemistry volume 31.

how does that even relate to anything??

[HoL]

the laporte selection rule states that in a centrosymmetric molecule or ion the only allowed transitions are those accompanied by a change in parity which only applies to g and u transitions.

800 pages of beautiful inorganic and pharmaceutical chemistry volume 31.

how does that even relate to anything??

It means you're a geek & you're not getting any in 2012 ;)

[Steve_God]

"m. Late applications will be considered in according with the published admissions criteria which is included in the School Prospectus."

Oh, the joys of being at work...

[Littlepeahead]

Page 45 was an obituary which seemed a little inappropriate so I turned to page 46, and an article written by Nasser Hussain who used to be my boss:

Credit must first go to Andrew Strauss and Andy Flower. The attitude became 'If you are going down, then play some shots in the process'.

Hm, could be an interesting year as Strauss is a colleague and Flower has been one of my closest friends for a very long time!

:smt107

[andrewsmith]

I kid you not

I love the base. The buttery biscuit base.

[orose]

"There was another sound behind the voice. It sounded like a low, continuous growl."

Mmmkay...

[daveangel]

'The Hugh Grant/Divine Brown mug shot-scary.'

[dizzyblonde]

"There was another sound behind the voice. It sounded like a low, continuous growl."

Mmmkay...


That was Badger growling '.....yer my wife now DAVE:smt043

[SoulKiss]

"That's disgusting"

Waaay Haaay :)

[andrewsmith]

I was converted to Conservatism he later claimed

From the book: Chavs

[Mrs DJ Fridge]

What man-made artefacts can be seen from the moon?
Deduct ten points if you said the Great Wall of China.
No human artefacts can be seen from the moon with the naked eye.
The book of General Ignorance

[Stuuk1]

My wife couldn't help. 'I just dont like it' she said.

Quoted from Jeremy Clarkson - Driven To Distraction.

Does this mean im getting married as well?!

[myfirstsv]

Harris prepared for a colossal new blow against Berlin.

Which sounds promising except I doubt there is a hidden meaning as its from a book about Bomber Command.

[missyburd]

Harris prepared for a colossal new blow against Berlin.

Which sounds promising except I doubt there is a hidden meaning as its from a book about Bomber Command.
Or it means you and Carl are in for a goooood time :smt043

[tom-k6]

from the missus: "I knew there was little point insisting he come with me, as this would lead to confrontation"

oh dear....

[Jayneflakes]

For many, the duplication of their own images in two or more mirrors at the same time was not least among the pleasures of the pastime.

I dread to think what this means... :smt107

Shantarum by Gregory David Roberts, not a bad read and my current book of the moment. Just beat a Haynes manual on basic Motorcycle maintenance... :smt043

[DJ123]

looks like some people will be limping at AR12 :lol:

[punyXpress]

Or it means you and Carl are in for a goooood time :smt043
Thought Carl was still in the land of a Moose or two or a Caribou ? ;)

[jonny.boyd]

" I have not enjoyed myself so much in many years. He raised an arm"

Jack Higgins - Confessional

[Tiger 55]

BOURNEMOUTH HENGISTBURY HEAD N50 42.72 W001 44.93

Well that takes care of the 'where' I suppose. Think I'll wait till the weather warms up a bit...

[TamSV]

"Indulgently generous seating complements elegant pipe detailing to create a feeling of laid-back luxury."

[Sabarius]

BOURNEMOUTH HENGISTBURY HEAD N50 42.72 W001 44.93

Well that takes care of the 'where' I suppose. Think I'll wait till the weather warms up a bit...

I'm worried, my gran lives off the Broadway. About half a mile from hengistbury head

[Dicky Ticker]

My comic doesn't have 45 pages so I can't play:(

[kellyjo]

Mines the Haynes manual for my bike. Probably means the bikes spending this year in bits.....again!!:rolleyes:

[slark01]

" Natural philosophy in the way a gentleman should " - Snuff by T.Pratchett.

Going to have to think about that!

Ste.

[Tiger 55]

I'm worried, my gran lives off the Broadway. About half a mile from hengistbury head
And that takes care of the who...

[timwilky]

I thought OK, reached over with my back to the shelf and pulled off the first book, turned to P45.

So whilst it is a tech book Java in a nutshell I find the first piece of personal info addressed to the reader is:-


Don't let this freedom make you sloppy



No fecking way I do not do sloppy, certainly not seconds.

[BigBaddad]

"Valkommen till Oral-B!"

[metalangel]

4.15.3 Where a Freight Terminal/Yard is not Network Rail operated Infrastructure, or the delay or Reliability Event occurs on other non-Network Rail operated infrastructure it will be the responsibility of the Operator of the train to...

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[embee]

"Six years passed".


No change there, then. :(

(Wild Swans - Jung Chang)

[plowsie]

Canon uses a range of advanced technologies such as Colour On-Demand fixing and an All-in-One cartridge system to produce fast, efficient and professional colour output.