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xXBADGERXx
12-01-12, 11:41 PM
http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/CLERGY-CLERICAL-VICAR-PRIEST-SHIRT-TUNNEL-TONSURE-COLLAR-/170751536561?pt=UK_Men_s_Formal_Shirts&var=&hash=item6d715d9fd4


Don`t ask .

timwilky
12-01-12, 11:59 PM
O~K

How did you find his secret. Why were you looking for.

Oh ffs what the feck did you type to get one rictus scrubbed up and sober?

Dont say you were looking for a paddies first love interest. Dave was never an alter boy. He was sacked for abusing the communion wine.

You don't want to know what he was putting in the finian tipple

gruntygiggles
13-01-12, 12:08 AM
That made me chuckle :-)

xXBADGERXx
13-01-12, 12:10 AM
I need to fancy dress as a Vicar

timwilky
13-01-12, 12:21 AM
yeah!


excuses, excuses.

come here little boy let me show you how to hit those high notes.

This might be cold, so breath in when I tell you.











Whoops too much of my past slipping out

xXBADGERXx
13-01-12, 12:24 AM
Or in

timwilky
13-01-12, 12:30 AM
hey, I never cuddled up with bear!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

xXBADGERXx
13-01-12, 12:32 AM
Ahaaaaa that was class , he didn`t have a clue

timwilky
13-01-12, 12:37 AM
So long as you were satisfied!

timwilky
13-01-12, 12:42 AM
I think too much past has been exposed here. But in my defence I was only a 8 year old schooboy and fresh meat for them penguins



Think of all the starving babies in africa......But it was on the floor......Your would be glad of it ... that what whet the priest said last night ...<slap> dont tell tales!

xXBADGERXx
13-01-12, 04:32 PM
Yeeeeeeeeeeees , erm , anything you wanna tell us about ?

andrewsmith
13-01-12, 04:44 PM
:lol:

Is there something in the water ATM?

The org has got even funnier as of late :smt043

kellyjo
13-01-12, 05:35 PM
:lol:

Is there something in the water ATM?

The org has got even funnier as of late :smt043

It always gets like this in winter, everyone has too much time on their hands 'cos they're not playing bikes!!

littleoldman2
13-01-12, 06:23 PM
It always gets like this in winter, everyone has too much time on their hands 'cos they're not playing bikes!!

Too right there. I went out today bright sunshine, only did 70 miles, I was bloody freezing.

maviczap
13-01-12, 07:01 PM
:lol:

Is there something in the water ATM?

The org has got even funnier as of late :smt043

We've got over the Christmas period, spring is approaching

andrewsmith
13-01-12, 07:05 PM
and the itch is getting worse*

*mine is really bad

xXBADGERXx
13-01-12, 08:55 PM
http://www.pharmacyathand.co.uk/media/gbu0/prodlg/canestenduo.jpg

andrewsmith
13-01-12, 08:59 PM
:lol:

you not meaning....

http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/small/1002/hello-oprah-oprah-suppository-demotivational-poster-1266107287.jpg

dizzyblonde
13-01-12, 09:14 PM
You'll all soon be complaining in the summer when you need a bit of this....

http://www.examiner.com/images/blog/wysiwyg/image/Product_MSPRCream_12.jpg

xXBADGERXx
13-01-12, 09:16 PM
How is that gonna stop me getting Sunburn ?

andrewsmith
13-01-12, 09:19 PM
You'll all soon be complaining in the summer when you need a bit of this....

http://www.examiner.com/images/blog/wysiwyg/image/Product_MSPRCream_12.jpg

haha

I raise you

http://www.nothingrelevant.com/wp-content/uploads/brush.gif

dizzyblonde
13-01-12, 09:23 PM
:why:

:smt107
:shock:
:smt078

andrewsmith
13-01-12, 09:29 PM
I wish I hadn't searched Preparation H treatment

dizzyblonde
13-01-12, 09:30 PM
Thats what happens when yer nosey :lol: