WANTED - 1 million pounds

[kiggles]

any one want to give me 1 million pounds? could do with the money

[Tom_the_great]

on the off chance someone is thinking that 1million is abit steap, i will take 500k ;)

[dyzio]

Is the Honda insurance up for renewal? :lol:

;)

[Teejayexc]

You're in luck, just send me your bank details and a small fee, let's say 10 grand to cover money laundering regs/kennel fees, and I'll forward the million asap.

H. Rednapp.
Acc # Rosie 4,
Caymen Islands.

[ogden]

THIS IS A MOST FORTUITOUS COINCIDENCE!

IT JUST SO HAPPENS I AM THE SOLE LEGAL REPRESENTATIVE OF THE HONOURABLE JUSTICE JACOB MBONGO (DEYDRINKITITINDECONGO)...




(lowercaselowercaselowercase, because this thing treats irony like profanity and filters it right out)

[Longway]

any one want to give me 1 million pounds? could do with the money

I know how you feel, February is a expensive month for me Car & bike insurance due, road tax, MOT.....:mad:

[tonyk]

EASY.
Just ask 1 million people for a one quid each.......sorted...:-dd





i'll get me coat.

[TheRamJam]

Just 1 million?? man you have love ambitions lol

[andrewsmith]

You're in luck!!

I'm a Nigerian General who needs to secure funds outside of Nigeria.
I am Commander Rear Admiral General Robert Mugabe Tutu, your fee would be 1.5 million IDR

Message me if your interested

[Shawthing]

Ere ya go. Don't spend it all at once.

http://davidfiske.com/media/1/20090313-shinyshack4.jpg

[Mrs DJ Fridge]

400k would do me. I know it makes me sound cheap, but there you go, no harm in asking

[keith_d]

When I was young I thought ten million was enough. I've got a few less years to worry about now, I could probably get by on two or three....