This made me snigger

[andrewsmith]

Spares or repair- slightly used

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/BMW-320I-Silver-Saloon-Spares-Repair-may-break-if-enough-interest-/300666756781?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item4601229ead#ht_562wt_1185

[maviczap]

Unfinished Project

[Cymraeg_Atodeg]

Just down the road from me, might pop down for a gander

[DJFridge]

"BMW 320I Silver Saloon Spares or Repair? (may break if enough interest)"

It looks like he's already broken it!