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Owenski
02-03-12, 10:17 PM
You decide
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Stuuk1
02-03-12, 10:20 PM
Is that a bottle of durex lube behind that engine... Oh dear.

dizzyblonde
02-03-12, 10:20 PM
Fag in gob and only three empty cans.....still sat on stool, not fallen off yet

#satisfactory#

Specialone
02-03-12, 10:21 PM
Is that a bottle of durex lube behind that engine... Oh dear.

Nope that's visor cleaner by the looks of it :)

Stuuk1
02-03-12, 10:22 PM
Nope that's visor cleaner by the looks of it :)

I wonder if Joe has any of that..

MisterTommyH
02-03-12, 10:23 PM
I wonder if Joe has any of that..

5 posts....!

andrewsmith
02-03-12, 10:38 PM
Fag in gob and only three empty cans.....still sat on stool, not fallen off yet

#satisfactory#

Owenski

Must try harder!
Deck of larger and 30 fags

Stuuk1
02-03-12, 10:44 PM
5 posts....!

Cant get enough. Ill stop now, I promise.

MattCollins
02-03-12, 10:47 PM
He's an engineer... every mechanic knows the answer to that question. :rolleyes:

DJFridge
02-03-12, 10:48 PM
It's not the quantity that's an issue. It's changing beer mid-session - there's Original and Smooth cans there

xXBADGERXx
02-03-12, 11:00 PM
Is that a tub of grease or a VERY old Pot Noodle ?

davepreston
02-03-12, 11:37 PM
anyway you look at it he's still a seriously ugly barsteward

missyburd
02-03-12, 11:48 PM
I'm inclined to go with bumbling so and so, just be grateful you've only got to deal with it the one night Matt :p Bout time I had a break :mrgreen:

Bluefish
02-03-12, 11:55 PM
Bit worried he's following the instructions written on the board, no doubt obtained from you tube ;) Edit, that might explain the lube.

Joe Marcon
03-03-12, 12:09 AM
I wonder if Joe has any of that..

I seem to have a sick thought that your in to me :/
You keep bringing me into everything, then bringing lube into it

Specialone
03-03-12, 12:13 AM
I seem to have a sick thought that your in to me :/
You keep bringing me into everything, then bringing lube into it

Touche :)

xXBADGERXx
03-03-12, 12:36 AM
It`s cos your young and probably still tight

Joe Marcon
03-03-12, 12:44 AM
Oh dear. (vomit)

Dave20046
03-03-12, 12:55 AM
that there clown put petrol in me fork legs

Tom_the_great
03-03-12, 07:49 AM
compared to our normal pace id say bumbling but that engine has more parts then the rest of the bike so ....

Specialone
03-03-12, 08:18 AM
that there clown put petrol in me fork legs

Did it run ok though?

Red Herring
03-03-12, 09:25 AM
I'm obviously got the wrong end of this stick. There was I thinking I'd want to pull that timing chain through before dropping the cylinder any further, and you lot are on about beer and lube!

Dave20046
03-03-12, 09:59 AM
Did it run ok though?

Didn't get very far with all the fork oil in the tank

embee
03-03-12, 11:54 AM
"I drink therefore I am"

(Rene Descartes, drunken fart)

Descartes also said
"Travelling is almost like talking with those of other centuries."
He obviously visited Yorkshire.

phi-dan
03-03-12, 02:54 PM
He's used a tube of instant gasket instead of a cereal packet, so I'm going with competent

Stuuk1
03-03-12, 05:12 PM
I seem to have a sick thought that your in to me :/
You keep bringing me into everything, then bringing lube into it

I looooove you


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Scythe92
03-03-12, 05:14 PM
What engine is that, the SV engine?

Can only see one cylinder and it looks pretty big!

Joe Marcon
03-03-12, 05:56 PM
I looooove you


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Tom_the_great
03-03-12, 06:28 PM
What engine is that, the SV engine?

Can only see one cylinder and it looks pretty big!

DRZ :) think its 400 ?? but owenski will be along shortly to confirm ... i do remember piston size tho (90) and a big bore is (94) :D

andrewsmith
03-03-12, 06:57 PM
and go like stink

MattCollins
03-03-12, 07:24 PM
DRZ :) think its 400 ?? but owenski will be along shortly to confirm ... i do remember piston size tho (90) and a big bore is (94) :D

Yep... DRZ.

Jayneflakes
03-03-12, 08:02 PM
Awwww, leave the poor boy alone! Bless him :D

missyburd
04-03-12, 09:42 AM
Awwww, leave the poor boy alone! Bless him :D
Why? Can't let Joe have all the attention :smt041:D