I am officially a chav now.

[Dicky Ticker]

Probably the oldest in town----Bought me a scooter------bloody queer to ride as every time I go to stop I have no foot brake and what was my clutch applies both front and rear brake on it.All in all pleasantly surprised with the performance as it does 70mph on the clock with a bit left and even seems to pull up hills,cruises along at 55-60 no problemjust got to find out the true mpg.
Do I have to wear a baseball cap backwards and a hoodie to be a fully qualified chav?

P.S. I still have my Sprint for when I want to be a real biker:D

[DJFridge]

Do I have to wear a baseball cap backwards and a hoodie to be a fully qualified chav?

Optional, I believe. Burberry if possible. And, I have to ask, WHY?

[DJ123]

yes, you must now wear a tracksuit as your protective gear

[andrewsmith]

http://i1034.photobucket.com/albums/a426/andrewsmith1708/e-needpics.gif

[Bibio]

you'll be drinking buckie next.

one of the mates had the same scoot but sold it and got the 250. he loves it.

[DJFridge]

http://i1034.photobucket.com/albums/a426/andrewsmith1708/e-needpics.gif

This

[Dicky Ticker]

Can I race Lambo's at the lights?;)

In answer to the question why------waiting for plastic knees---the real thing not sliders

[Biker Biggles]

Oh dear.What a pity.Never mind.
A week to ten days should sort you out.The symptoms will go of their own accord and you will be right as rain.

[DJFridge]

Can I race Lambo's at the lights?;)

In answer to the question why------waiting for plastic knees---the real thing not sliders

Aye, fair play. At least it still has two wheels.

[HoL]

Boo! I thought it was going to be a Burberry SV

[speedplay]

Probably the oldest------bloody queer

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[Runako]

Full leathers required ... and knee sliders

[Bluepete]

Don't forget to buy a cheap motocross helmet and NEVER EVER do up the strap.

Then, every time you stop, push it up so it's perched on top of your head.

Chav.

Pete ;)

[DJFridge]

Don't forget to buy a cheap motocross helmet and NEVER EVER do up the strap.

Then, every time you stop, push it up so it's perched on top of your head.

Chav.

Pete ;)

I think that's French, not chav

[Bluepete]

You haven't been to Manchester recently then?

Pete ;)

[DJFridge]

You haven't been to Manchester recently then?

Pete ;)

I haven't been to Manchester. End.

[BanannaMan]

I haven't been to Manchester. End.



You need to get out more.
Even I've been to Manchester.





Dicky you old chav bar stewart you!

[Specialone]

Full leathers required ... and knee sliders

Exactly, safety first :)


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QTjmN1Q5NmQ&feature=youtube_gdata_player

[andrewsmith]

You haven't been to Manchester recently then?

Pete ;)

Or Newcastle

[dyzio]

Don't forget to buy a cheap motocross helmet and NEVER EVER do up the strap.

Then, every time you stop, push it up so it's perched on top of your head.

Chav.

Pete ;)

+ texting, don't forget texting :D

;)

[HoL]

If i'm not mistaken you are no longer required to do lifesavers or generally be aware of your surrounding either ;)

[pookie]

Not a chav unless you have at least 2 asbos, matching ankle tag and have a stainless steel racing pipes. I fear you may descend in to the darkness of illegal street racing around industrial estates and supermarket car parks ( other carparks are available).

[tom-k6]

you cant wear gloves either, you must stop at lights to text but just slide your helmet ontop of your head so you easier see your stolen phone. and you have got to fit a subwoofer under the seat.

[600+]

joking aside - riding in London I won't go over 3rd gear and indeed my clutch has already needed adjusting after 2 weeks riding :( a scooter is not such a bad alternative

[-Ralph-]

Yes, you are. ;-)

[Balky001]

You really need to stick some L plates on the back for the full effect, possibly tied only on one side to it looks like its about to fall off. Wheelie from every red light and get a Sports Direct account and only ever shop there. If you are not wearing nylon head to toe you are not properly protected.

[punyXpress]

Bid for one last night ( 5 seconds to go ) & it didn't register so a bit subdued.
The seller is giving me 1st dibs if it doesn't go through, so living in hope.
Do you immediately shed 30 years when you become a chav? ;)

[maviczap]

Easter Bank holidays not that far off, I expect Mac will be off to Southend with all the other scooter boys.

If we're not careful he'll be busting a few rockers heads, just like in them olden days :D

Perhaps he's got a parka now