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The Idle Biker
09-03-12, 12:37 AM
Hit by massive power cut. True! As far as the eye can see its a power cut. I can see a long way from my house and its a blackout. Rumour that solar flares have caused power issues. I fear an alien threat. I am heading to Haslemere Gun shop to break in. Meet me there if you are willing to defend your neighbourhood and commuter belt, cap doffing, Hum drum way of life against the inter stella travelling alien hordes.

Either that or ignore it and get a good night sleep and hope for the best in the morning. Sleep tight. I'm off to get some ammo. Rgds Idle x

squirrel_hunter
09-03-12, 12:41 AM
The Apocalypse is upon us. I wish you all the best in your endeavors to survive.

Owenski
09-03-12, 08:53 AM
Nothing on the news this morning so either you're all ok or they've taken over media control already...
DOes this mean there's no match of the day tomorrow?

tom-k6
09-03-12, 09:32 AM
you want to tell these aliens that they were not due until december so they should book in at the B&B.

Mark_h
09-03-12, 09:35 AM
We need to get Joe (http://forums.sv650.org/showthread.php?t=175681) down there to run them out of town! I'm sure he can out run an inter stella fighter craft even in the dark.

tom-k6
09-03-12, 10:28 AM
and so it begins......ROLL UP! ROLL UP! GET YER DAILY CHEER WITH OUR VERY OWN UNIQUE JOE RELATED POSTS!

;)

Reeder
09-03-12, 10:31 AM
We need to get Joe (http://forums.sv650.org/showthread.php?t=175681)down there to run them out of town! I'm sure he can out run an inter stella fighter craft even in the dark.

Lol!:smt038:laughat:

Owenski
09-03-12, 11:04 AM
you want to tell these aliens that they were not due until december so they should book in at the B&B.

I hear what you're saying, 20th December isnt it?
Maybe their arrival is just the start of it maybe we've got 9months of fighting before... it happens.

tom-k6
09-03-12, 11:23 AM
i did see something saying that the leap year wasnt introduced until caesar and the mayans never accounted for this extra day every four years, so that according to their calendars, we are now in june or july 2013....

metalmonkey
09-03-12, 12:21 PM
Hit by massive power cut. True! As far as the eye can see its a power cut. I can see a long way from my house and its a blackout. Rumour that solar flares have caused power issues. I fear an alien threat. I am heading to Haslemere Gun shop to break in. Meet me there if you are willing to defend your neighbourhood and commuter belt, cap doffing, Hum drum way of life against the inter stella travelling alien hordes.

Either that or ignore it and get a good night sleep and hope for the best in the morning. Sleep tight. I'm off to get some ammo. Rgds Idle x

You should make sure you pay the bill or just turn on the lights, it really works;)

If you concered about solar activity then this article may interest you;

http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/society/%27i-can%27t-come-to-work-because-of-the-solar-flare%27-201203084986/

dirtydog
16-03-12, 08:08 AM
Is Haslemere gun shop still there then? Inused to live in Hindead 20+ years ago and it was there then.

MisterTommyH
16-03-12, 08:30 AM
I hear what you're saying, 20th December isnt it?
Maybe their arrival is just the start of it maybe we've got 9months of fighting before... it happens.

Actually the Mayan calendar didn't include leap days do it was about a year and a half ago...... maybe it's already happened and the alien have us believing were still here in a Matrix stylee?

The Idle Biker
16-03-12, 10:10 PM
Is Haslemere gun shop still there then? Inused to live in Hindead 20+ years ago and it was there then.

Still there.

So am I. I think the Aliens wiped out the Guildford Massive though.

dirtydog
16-03-12, 10:17 PM
I think the Aliens wiped out the Guildford Massive though.

Hold on let's have a head count... So there's you and me, nope all present and accounted for!;)

The Idle Biker
16-03-12, 11:39 PM
Hey! Is the Dark Green Mean Machine coming back on the road this summer?

dirtydog
17-03-12, 01:23 PM
Hopefully the SV and the Raptor will both be back on the road this summer.

metalhead19
20-03-12, 08:41 PM
...... maybe it's already happened and the alien have us believing were still here in a Matrix stylee?

I think someone has way too much time on their hands :p

MisterTommyH
22-03-12, 06:56 PM
Meh, I was bored.

The Idle Biker
22-03-12, 07:42 PM
No from what I've seen locally Tommy is right, they live in a dream world. Tommy is our Nemo!

MisterTommyH
22-03-12, 08:32 PM
Really?

http://melissa.jmuinjapan.net/files/2010/06/nemo.jpg

The Idle Biker
22-03-12, 09:00 PM
Bah! hahahha I meant, You're our Neo.

It's the Stella kickin' in. Do excuse me.