Warning, contains images that will put you off your next meal

[Littlepeahead]

I know this is from the Daily Mail but various other papers carried this story this week. The question I want to ask is why would anyone want to become the world's fattest woman? She has children, doesn't she see that by trying to reach her goal she will probably end up orphaning them? Surprise surprise she is unemployed so my tax is paying for her to eat herself to death. I also find it ludicrous that a doctor has said she is 'fine'. No she's not, she has a mental illness and needs help, not someone making her mountains of bacon for breakfast.

The previous fattest woman in the UK died in the hospital near my home after her family continued to bring her KFC bargain buckets in her hospital bed. Shouldn't that be classed as manslaughter?

Anyway I'm off out to dinner with Chris Numbers where I shall restrict myself to a main course and possibly a starter or a pudding but not both!

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-2117319/Mothers-bid-fattest-human-115-stone---shes-marrying-chef-help-her.html

[dizzyblonde]

Great, a chef with a 'signature dish of spag bol'

Marvellous!

Btw, your taxes must stretch very far if they go to Casa Grande, Arizona!

[Littlepeahead]

Oh that's ok then, she's just another crazy obese American! All is forgiven.

[dizzyblonde]

I'd be inclined to agree with that.

One concern is that Parker Clack doesn't give her a varied enough diet.....surely he should 'let her eat cake'?

[appollo1]

that is disgusting.


can't believe she has children!

[Specialone]

There are some sick fecks in this world, I mean who would **** that twice???

[Dave20046]

Cankles are so last year, hellooo Thankles

[Specialone]

Thankles? More like bankles or even nankles.

[Bibio]

There are some sick fecks in this world, I mean who would **** that twice???

you have never had sex till you have slapped a stomach and rode the ripples of pleasure :smt120

[Specialone]

you have never had sex till you have slapped a stomach and rode the ripples of pleasure :smt120

I'll live without knowing, I get motion sickness :(

[Bluefish]

I bet she can't do sit up's, well not what I would call one, and he's a chef, is that what they call working in maccy d's now?

[The Idle Biker]

Sit ups? She can't even wipe her arrse after her mega size jumbo dumps. She is fncked. Might as well force feed her like a french fois grais goose till she explodes

[metalmonkey]

That is nasty!

Why would anyone want to do that to themselves? Eating yourself to death, just why?

[andrewsmith]

you have never had sex till you have slapped a stomach and rode the ripples of pleasure :smt120

and said...
"I can see my house from here"


Typical american always wanting to be bigger
Why do I always start singing this when I see people like that
http://youtu.be/W6UhsyKuLdI

W6UhsyKuLdI

[dizzyblonde]

Might as well force feed her like a french fois grais goose till she explodes


Its only waaafffur fiin :p

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HJZPzQESq_0

HJZPzQESq_0

[littleoldman2]

'I do my best to eat as much healthy food as possible,' said Susanne.

Don't you just love the stupid.

[Littlepeahead]

If she wriggles into a pair of Spanx she'll look just like Angelina Jolie.

[speedplay]

I've done worse...

[andrewsmith]

I've done worse...

I resemble that remark:smt077

[Mrs DJ Fridge]

I saw a TV programme about people like that once, they are called feeders, they like the fact that the fat person is totally reliant on them so they intentionally feed them until they are bed bound. It is a really sick relationship when these fat people and feeders find each other.

[missyburd]

Loving the photographer's sense of humour, those photo set-ups had me laughing so hard!


"The food of seduction...." (note the Hunts not Heinz Tomato ketchup there LPH ;) :-P )
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2012/03/19/article-2117319-123DB1CE000005DC-246_634x412.jpg

She reminds me of a cuckoo chick. What a load of poppycock. Can love be so blind as to feed your supposed beloved to the point of explosion? When she would leave two sons motherless? Stupid bint.

[robh539]

There's some strange people in the world ie both of them. He need help just as much as she does, Start with cooking lessons, chef my arrrs.

Seriously they are as bad as each other and need mental heath docs, but what I find totaly disgusting there allowed to do this my the medical profession.

[gruntygiggles]

She has children, you could class this as attempted suicide...social services anyone???

She will die sooner rather than later if she carries on like this and for her to say she wants to break the stigma that fat is bad...well, she needs some basic education as well!

[Sally]

Needs shot, waste of oxygen.

Been with some fatties, but never rode the 'ripples of pleasure' yet!

Any offers?

[minimorecambe]

I like the line "Feast: Susanne enjoys her dinner at a local restaurant tucking into several dishes, including a side salad"
At least she's getting her 5-a-day right?

[metalangel]

Sit ups? She can't even wipe her arrse after her mega size jumbo dumps. She is fncked. Might as well force feed her like a french fois grais goose till she explodes

You made my afternoon with that comment, thank you! :smt041

EDIT: Likewise this in the comments section:


Follow your dreams, you can reach your goals, I'm living proof. Beefcake! Beefcake!
- Eric Cartman, South Park, US, 20/3/2012 13:59

[dizzyblonde]

Speedy Claire posted a great pic this morning on her FB page.....

....but I'm afraid its possibly too gross to post here ... it has the caption

why fat people don't bungee jump..

reminded me of this fatass on ere!

[Small Clanger]

I'd like to see those Somali pirates kidnap that fat cow!
Perhaps she's being prepared for launch into space if a meteor ever heads toward Earth. Maybe not, if she missed and went into orbit we'd have an eclipse every lunchtime.

Imagine if you went out for a skinful of beer and woke up with your arm 'round her. You'd chew it off rather than wake her up. Poor lass. :rolleyes:

[Bluefish]

I'd like to see those Somali pirates kidnap that fat cow!
Perhaps she's being prepared for launch into space if a meteor ever heads toward Earth. Maybe not, if she missed and went into orbit we'd have an eclipse every lunchtime.

Imagine if you went out for a skinful of beer and woke up with your arm 'round her. You'd chew it off rather than wake her up. Poor lass. :rolleyes:

127 hrs? There aint a canyon big enough for her to get stuck in.

[Milky Bar Kid]

I'd like to see those Somali pirates kidnap that fat cow!
Perhaps she's being prepared for launch into space if a meteor ever heads toward Earth. Maybe not, if she missed and went into orbit we'd have an eclipse every lunchtime.

Imagine if you went out for a skinful of beer and woke up with your arm 'round her. You'd chew it off rather than wake her up. Poor lass. :rolleyes:

And that there, is Coyote Ugly!

[tactcom7]

you can tell if she lost a bit of weight she'd have a pretty face......

[metalangel]

Imagine if you went out for a skinful of beer and woke up with your arm 'round her. You'd chew it off rather than wake her up. Poor lass. :rolleyes:

Your arm would likely have gone black from lack of circulation if it not altogether crushed by the weight, so it might just come off if you pulled hard enough.

[Littlepeahead]

She's the type I always get sat next to at the cinema or on planes. And she'd be allowed the same weight of luggage as me, whereas I think your body weight and luggage should be combined to one total.

[littleoldman2]

She's the type I always get sat next to at the cinema or on planes. And she'd be allowed the same weight of luggage as me, whereas I think your body weight and luggage should be combined to one total.

minus your age in Kg :D. Joking apart it would be a nightmare for the check in staff. You can imagine telling some big burly body builder she's got to pay double.