My favourite quotes from tonight

[HoL]

Wife: "I'd be so good at buying presents for myself"

Me " when it's for yourself it's called shopping"




Randomly "Stevie Wonder could be a seahorse playing bacon. How does he know? He's blind!"



Sorry. I've been drinking a lot

[Balky001]

erm, because he'd be wet and smell of bacon? :p

[HoL]

So's your face

[Balky001]

I'm confused, does that mean I'm Stevie Wonder or a seahorse?

[The Idle Biker]

HoL you were very drunk weren't you?

[HoL]

I'm confused, does that mean I'm Stevie Wonder or a seahorse?

Both, you're probably shrodingers seahorse

HoL you were very drunk weren't you?

oh lord yes, for some reason I'm not feeling too good this morning either. Must be the flu :(

[Mrs DJ Fridge]

Is that special morning after man flu?

[Milky Bar Kid]

Both, you're probably shrodingers seahorse



oh lord yes, for some reason I'm not feeling too good this morning either. Must be the flu :(

What you have is a tropical disease. From experience, the only cure is cups of tea and lying in bed with a pair of boxers over your head - preferably clean.

[HoL]

Thanks for the advice, should have read it earlier. Ended up doing an oil change on the car instead. Only had to stop to vomit twice. :(

[DJFridge]

Thanks for the advice, should have read it earlier. Ended up doing an oil change on the car instead. Only had to stop to vomit twice. :(

Don't get that in the engine!

[HoL]

It's soooo much easier on the bike, the only consolation was that I got to lie on the floor for a while

[Biker Biggles]

Thanks for the advice, should have read it earlier. Ended up doing an oil change on the car instead. Only had to stop to vomit twice. :(

Did you put Pukoline Semi Synthetic in it?:D

[HoL]

Full synthetic. Less biley