Think about bosoms for a moment...

[Littlepeahead]

There, that wasn't too difficult was it?

Now I've got your attention

First up, ladies...

We all have some bras in we don't wear. Saggy, don't fit, bought by your man as a gift in completely the wrong style/size/colour.

So why not have a rummage in your lingerie drawer and donate them to Oxfam.

And gentlemen...

Encourage your other halves to donate some of their old greying unsexy over shoulder boulder holders to Oxfam, thus giving you an excuse to buy them some saucy new lingerie and then both you and Oxfam feel the benefit, as it were.

https://www.oxfam.org.uk/donate/shops/bra-hunt.html?intcmp=hp_hero_bigbrahunt_020412

EDIT:

OK, OK, just so you aren't all really disappointed, I'll give you this to help you focus your minds. I've included a blonde, brunette and red head to cater for all tastes. You were admiring their glossy locks weren't you?

http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Arts/Arts_/Pictures/2009/1/20/1232455591372/Kelly-Brook-001.jpg



http://img.metro.co.uk/i/pix/2008/04/melindamessengerPA_450x300.jpg

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-IzitxG_9cbU/TrY6bvo2uKI/AAAAAAAAEdM/SzdLofg4txc/s1600/Christina-Hendricks-big-breast.jpg

[Balky001]

I thought this thread was going to be about buddies. ;)

[MisterTommyH]

Well that was a let down.:(

[The Idle Biker]

Think about bosoms for moment?

I think about bosoms a lot. In fact, some days that's almost all I think about.

[Paul the 6th]

2 other things you can donate which won't cost you a penny..

1) Sign onto the organ donor register - http://www.organdonation.nhs.uk/ukt/default.asp - it's free, easy (takes about 2 minutes to fill out the form), confidential and in the event that your life ends, your organs could be used to save/help upto 8 other people who could be in serious danger of losing their own life if a donor isn't available. On the flipside of it, one day you could be in desperate need of an organ and someone may help you, simply by filling out the short form for the organ donor register.

N.B. if you do join the organ donor register, remember to inform your family so that there's no suprises when they're dealing with grief and/or shock.

2) While you're still here, why not try giving blood. http://www.blood.co.uk/ The only cost is a bit of your time, and by helping to keep blood from stocks running low you could save a life.

[metalangel]

gentlemen...

Encourage your other halves to donate some of their old greying unsexy over shoulder boulder holders to Oxfam, thus giving you an excuse to buy them some saucy new lingerie and then both you and Oxfam feel the benefit, as it were.

Especially if you buy the wrong style/size/colour again.

[MisterTommyH]

EDIT:

OK, OK, just so you aren't all really disappointed, I'll give you this to help you focus your minds. I've included a blonde, brunette and red hed to cater for all tastes. You were admiring their glossy locks weren't you?

http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Arts/Arts_/Pictures/2009/1/20/1232455591372/Kelly-Brook-001.jpg



http://img.metro.co.uk/i/pix/2008/04/melindamessengerPA_450x300.jpg

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-IzitxG_9cbU/TrY6bvo2uKI/AAAAAAAAEdM/SzdLofg4txc/s1600/Christina-Hendricks-big-breast.jpg

Much better. Thanks. :smt101

[Specialone]

Think about bosoms for moment?

I think about bosoms a lot. In fact, some days that's almost all I think about.

Me too lol

[SuzukiNess]

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-IzitxG_9cbU/TrY6bvo2uKI/AAAAAAAAEdM/SzdLofg4txc/s1600/Christina-Hendricks-big-breast.jpg

is it my eyes and do i need glasses or is that a bit lopsided?:oops:

[Bluefish]

Who cares, i like her.

[Littlepeahead]

Trick of the light. I could do with finding one of those lights.

Last time I got my cleavage out this happened. It took me ages to decorate those cupcakes and Treacle ruined them.

http://forums.sv650.org/picture.php?albumid=839&pictureid=6186

[missyburd]

Is that one of the bras you're donating then LPH? ;-)

I don't think the vast majority of this forum needs to be reminded to think about boobs haha

[gruntygiggles]

Good point, well made. Will have a good old rummage later and sort it out :-)

[dizzyblonde]

A nice sentiment for a cause, but no need to draw attention to your own b00bs deary. think we all got the point.;)

[Littlepeahead]

Good point, well made. Will have a good old rummage later and sort it out :-)

If you need any assistance with a rummage around your lingerie I understand Bear may be able to assist.

That bra survived, just, but I have plenty of others I shall be donating to a good cause.

You notice Oxfam are not asking the chaps for their second hand pants - thank God.

[gruntygiggles]

If you need any assistance with a rummage around your lingerie I understand Bear may be able to assist.

That bra survived, just, but I have plenty of others I shall be donating to a good cause.

You notice Oxfam are not asking the chaps for theor second hand pants - thank God.

Bear attempted a good rummage the first time I met him at AR08. I think my megaboobs even made him feel a little overwhelmed, lol.

[DJ123]

Think about bosoms for moment?

I think about bosoms a lot. In fact, some days that's almost all I think about.
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
The winner

[AndyBrad]

is it my eyes and do i need glasses or is that a bit lopsided?:oops:


lets not be too picky here.

Just to keep us happy why not have a ladies of the org boob comparison?

[DJ123]

Trick of the light. I could do with finding one of those lights.

Last time I got my cleavage out this happened. It took me ages to decorate those cupcakes and Treacle ruined them.

http://forums.sv650.org/picture.php?albumid=839&pictureid=6186
This picture made me hungry,













for cake obviously :smt118

[speedplay]

http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Arts/Arts_/Pictures/2009/1/20/1232455591372/Kelly-Brook-001.jpg



http://img.metro.co.uk/i/pix/2008/04/melindamessengerPA_450x300.jpg

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-IzitxG_9cbU/TrY6bvo2uKI/AAAAAAAAEdM/SzdLofg4txc/s1600/Christina-Hendricks-big-breast.jpg


You had to spoil it with too many gingers...:(

[DJ123]

Christina-Hendricks, 38DDD :eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek:

Thanks LPH, new desktop backround found!

[Littlepeahead]

38DDD? Really?

[DJ123]

According to google, although in the UK triple d is not an official cup size (i think its the same as a H cup).


Yes, i am a boob man!

[missyburd]

According to google, although in the UK triple d is not an official cup size (i think its the same as a H cup).

Oh dear, it's not good when a bloke knows more about bra sizing than you, as a female, does! :smt101

[andrewsmith]

Oh dear, it's not good when a bloke knows more about bra sizing than you, as a female, does! :smt101

:smt039:smt039

A friend is 36H or was as she's slimmed back to a size 12

[DJ123]

Oh dear, it's not good when a bloke knows more about bra sizing than you, as a female, does! :smt101
For some reason, women aren't as interested in boobs as men. I don't know why, they are amazing things and you are gifted to have them :thumleft:

[DJFridge]

I'm just remembering Joey in Friends, wondering how women get any work done - he'd just be looking at himself all day!!

[missyburd]

For some reason, women aren't as interested in boobs as men. I don't know why, they are amazing things and you are gifted to have them :thumleft:
If you had to fork out on £30 per decent fitting bra you wouldn't be saying they were amazing then....actually, no you probably would, how much do boys spend on their toys? :rolleyes:

[DJ123]

If you had to fork out on £30 per decent fitting bra you wouldn't be saying they were amazing then....actually, no you probably would, how much do boys spend on their toys? :rolleyes:
exactly, surely each man treats his woman to some nice underwear to compliment the items that they hold . . . . .

[dizzyblonde]

Many years ago, I shared a flat with a friend of mine with a chest of a very large size. So large in fact it was quite often seen, with a pint of guiness snuggling comfortably between it, when on a night out in town.

One Sunday as we sat nursing the usual hangover in the kitchen there was a knock at the door. A middle aged woman was stood at it with a clip board. She was wanting to conduct a survey about bras. Now with Miss Lescha being very confident with her ample sized frame and boobage, the woman was invited in to ask all the question she needed answering.

The last question was....

'and what size bra do you have madam?'

'Well, I'm the sort that has to go to a specialist shop, and somewhere in a deep dark dusty corner is a drawer, with over shoulder boulder holders.......

(Lescha bent forward and whispered)

I'm a 38 double G''



'A 38 double what???'':shock::shock::smt101:smt101

A 38 double G


And with that I almost fell off my chair in hysterics, and the woman felt extremely inadequate :smt005:smt005:smt005

[pookie]

I have to say my recent research into the subject has revealed a certain boob inflation

[Lozzo]

A 38 double G


I got married to a 21 yr old pair of 38DDs on an otherwise size 10/12 body, which got pretty boring after a while. I'd gone from the sublime (32A on the previous size 8 20 yr old girlfriend) to the ridiculous when I started dating her.

In all I'm glad I'm not married to her now, cos she's a size 20 at least and she carts them around in a wheelbarrow.

[The Idle Biker]

Even The Hulk likes

U Rating!

[andrewsmith]

Never google "Funbags"

http://chztdwtease.files.wordpress.com/2010/02/1290999098501878511.jpg

[DJFridge]

[QUOTE=The Idle Biker;2691202]Even The Hulk likes bosoms.



Is that your kitchen, Idle?