I'll be glad when it stops raining

[Small Clanger]

I'm sure I've just seen Mike Tyson wearing some knee-sliders riding a bicycle through a red light whist talking on his mobile phone, trying to light an e-cig and attempting to keep up with a Lamborghini Gallardo wot woz avvin a race.

:cool:

[daveyrach]

:smt046

[timwilky]

Was a mad tyke trying to thump him

[Milky Bar Kid]

Shouting "not guilty" as he crosses the finish line before the Lambo!

[andrewsmith]

:lol:

:ROFL

[dizzyblonde]

Aye, that Lambo was 'avin a race with Joe Marcon on a souped up mobility scooter!

[DJFridge]

The blue one or the one from Santa Pod?

[dizzyblonde]

The blue one or the one from Santa Pod?

Santa Pod ;)

Has it stopped raining yet?

NO.:evil:

Take the Defender, at least you'll be safe like Noah when it floods....

Does boat come under its versatile capablities?

[Bibio]

take the landy and take me fishing :-)

[Bibio]

lol.. i'll have you know i'm not a fifer thank you very much and all my Yorkshire friends think i'm lovely..

still two early in the season for me anyhoo. arggg that reminds me i have to get a travel rod this year..

[dizzyblonde]

Its alright us real proper Yorkshire folk like ya.....

Harrogate people are a bit snooty anyway :smt016

[Bibio]

never knew there were snooty Yorkshire folk.. well well you learn sommit every day :-)

[missyburd]

Urgh, bleddy rain. Stupid hosepipe ban gets introduced cos everyone south of us is a drama queen and surprise, the wet stuff's not stopped falling since and now the roads are flooding and I've had one dry ride to work in all that time.

Yours Soggily
Maria :rolleyes:

[dizzyblonde]

They're all posh, loaded and talk funny ;)


And eat cakes and drink tea in fancy shops that cost 50 millions quid a time!

[Bibio]

Urgh, bleddy rain. Stupid hosepipe ban gets introduced cos everyone south of us is a drama queen and surprise, the wet stuff's not stopped falling since and now the roads are flooding and I've had one dry ride to work in all that time.

Yours Soggily
Maria :rolleyes:

oooohhh the fun i could have but YC would beat me up :smt082

[dizzyblonde]

I think Marias a bit moist ;)

Just waiting for the wrath of a GreekJock to come home.............good job I have summat in a glass to soften his mood! Nowt like passing the borders and moorland of red and white in the pi$$in rain to annoy a gorilla!

[theboatman]

Glad the bike is in the back of the van today... It's a little moist heading up to Scotland from Bradford..

[davepreston]

to all those who said take the landie please leave your org membership cards on the table on your way out the door

people who take cages over bikes are not welcome here you heathen barstewards

[davepreston]

oooohhh the fun i could have but YC would beat me up :smt082

hahahahahahahahaha
have you met the man ,he couoldnt beat an egg**



** unless he attached a whisk to a v8

[missyburd]

I think Marias a bit moist ;)
Nope, my kit kept me pretty dry I'm pleased to say, apart from my gloves but they didn't fair too badly. Just doesn't make for the best riding conditions in the world, especially when some inconsiderate barsteward decides to dump diesel all over the road for 8 miles making you ride slower when you'd just like to get home :evil:

[Dicky Ticker]

That's because you live in an affluent[effluent] part of the world where people have that much money they can waste it by throwing it on the roads

[Milky Bar Kid]

But, when it does stop..........
The recently aquired SV has had a big service with v-c's checked and new C&S, I've fitted the refurbished forks (bought from SVMonkey on here, ta) with some new Michelin PR3's (nicely scrubbed in at Snetterton t-d) and it passed it's MOT yesterday, no problems. It's full of petrol.
The Ducati's just had it's new back wheel (recall :rolleyes:) and while they had it I got them to bin the Pirelli Diabolicals and fit some SportSmarts. It too is full of petrol.
I've spent most of today cleaning the Defender. It's now full of diesel.

So.........my next job (barn conversion) is a bit delayed and I think I'll clear off to Scotland. The wife's got a couple of girly nights out organised next week so I'll have to go alone (what a shame)

So the question is, do I go on the Ducati or the SV and B&B it?
Or in the Land Rover and chuck all the camping/fishing gear in?

I had considered trailering a bike up there but I can't be bothered. At the moment I'm leaning toward taking the SV and doing some of the (very easy, see photos) forest gravel trails through Kielder and the Galloway Forest, then Portpatrick for some seafood/Guinness in the Crown Hotel overlooking the harbour.
Has it stopped raining yet?

If yer going to Portpatrick, give us a shout, means you will be extremely close to me!

[Joe Marcon]

I'm sure I've just seen Mike Tyson wearing some knee-sliders riding a bicycle through a red light whist talking on his mobile phone, trying to light an e-cig and attempting to keep up with a Lamborghini Gallardo wot woz avvin a race.

:cool:

God another thread about me ? I'm starting to get worried now.
Shall I make a thread called "I love small clanger"? :smt050 :smt058

[Geodude]

I don't think the thread is aimed at you fella i think its just a comedy view of a few threads to make light of the boredom caused by the weather we are having at the mo ;)

[Teejayexc]

Oh good, I was watching the other thread and it's been locked.


Now where were we ?

[maviczap]

Oh good, I was watching the other thread and it's been locked.


Now where were we ?

In line waiting for popcorn & Pepsi :D

[missyburd]

I went to post in it and it was already locked, hmph (thought see your point DD :-P)....still got my post out though teehee

[Milky Bar Kid]

So childish, yet so funny!

[Sid Squid]

They're all posh
You don't remember me then...
loaded
I bloody wish!

[Small Clanger]

Just noticed all the other rubbish, very sad. :smt039