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Is there a more satisfying than when you can prove in black and white that someone is a liar? :jocolor:
Von Teese
03-05-12, 06:42 PM
Is there a more satisfying than when you can prove in black and white that someone is a liar? :jocolor:
Proving someone is a liar in colour?
littleoldman2
03-05-12, 06:44 PM
Yes but this is a u rated forum. But well done anyway. Don't lie myself, not got a good enough memory.
Dave20046
03-05-12, 06:44 PM
Is there a more satisfying than when you can prove in black and white that someone is a liar? :jocolor:
Kicking their lying teeth in?
andrewsmith
03-05-12, 07:04 PM
Glueing them to the seat and carrying them to the waiting meat wagon?
Paul the 6th
03-05-12, 07:10 PM
Finding £20 on the floor is always nice. Or £10 in a wallet you haven't looked inside for ages.
speedplay
03-05-12, 07:14 PM
Proving the liar to be totally nuts too is satisfying.
No, I never found it particularly satisfying because it usually meant a friendship was compromised or gone forever. In a perverse way its nice that I've found out but no its not something I take any pleasure from.
DJFridge
03-05-12, 08:45 PM
Discovering that the fiver I'd left in my pocket had survived the washing machine and the tumble drier was pretty good too, but I know what you mean. Mind you, sometimes the satisfaction of proving someone wrong needs to make up for a lot. An ex driver of ours has just been sacked from his job as a transport manager with another company because he told them they were doing something illegal and needed to stop doing it. His boss disagreed and sacked him. Knowing he was right all along unfortunately isn't paying the mortgage
dizzyblonde
03-05-12, 08:51 PM
Ever noticed people can't cope with blunt honesty? I certainly know a few people who can't. Always push the good people away and keep them at a distance..bit like DJs driver
Red Herring
03-05-12, 09:02 PM
Is there a more satisfying than when you can prove in black and white that someone is a liar? :jocolor:
Why do you think I like my job so much.......;)
Mrs DJ Fridge
03-05-12, 09:03 PM
Discovering that the fiver I'd left in my pocket had survived the washing machine and the tumble drier was pretty good too, but I know what you mean. Mind you, sometimes the satisfaction of proving someone wrong needs to make up for a lot. An ex driver of ours has just been sacked from his job as a transport manager with another company because he told them they were doing something illegal and needed to stop doing it. His boss disagreed and sacked him. Knowing he was right all along unfortunately isn't paying the mortgage
Now I find out work stuff from the forum, DJ now telling me all the details he should have told me days ago!
Red Herring
03-05-12, 09:09 PM
.... An ex driver of ours has just been sacked from his job as a transport manager with another company because he told them they were doing something illegal and needed to stop doing it. His boss disagreed and sacked him. Knowing he was right all along unfortunately isn't paying the mortgage
Revenge can be quite a nice feeling as well.....
DJFridge
03-05-12, 09:13 PM
Revenge can be quite a nice feeling as well.....
I told him to go legal on their ass
The Idle Biker
03-05-12, 09:16 PM
I like the saying that goes "the price a liar pays for being such, is not that no one else believes him, it's that he cannot believe anyone else is telling the truth".
i always tell the truth as its much more fun (no really it is). so for future reference people if you think you might not like the answer then DONT ask me the question.
i hate lying gossipy people as it just makes other peoples life misery. all so the instigator can feel good about themselves as they are usually very shallow horrible people.
Mrs DJ Fridge
03-05-12, 09:26 PM
I like the saying that goes "the price a liar pays for being such, is not that no one else believes him, it's that he cannot believe anyone else is telling the truth".
That is so true, a relative of mine has always had a wife and a long term mistress, he always assumes that everyone is 'playing away'.
Bluefish
03-05-12, 09:29 PM
That is so true, a relative of mine has always had a wife and a long term mistress, he always assumes that everyone is 'playing away'.
Hate football meself ;)
Von Teese
03-05-12, 10:03 PM
Anyway Daddyjob, I'm sure from your op you want to elaborate on your statement. What did you find out?
Fruity-ya-ya
03-05-12, 10:30 PM
Anyway Daddyjob, I'm sure from your op you want to elaborate on your statement. What did you find out?
My guess is he's either just watched/worked out the riddle re 'which door leads to the castle' in The Labyrinth or he's caught someone out.
Maybe an ex?
Don't leave us hanging Daddyjob.
Jayneflakes
03-05-12, 10:43 PM
It depends on the lie though, after all how many of us are polite in our lying, with such dishonest corkers as "yes, that dress suits you Clive!" or "Of course I can tell that you have lost weight Jayne!" The second one meant a lot to me once, even though I knew that it was a lie it was enough to reassure me that I was doing the right thing.
However finding out that some one I cared for and trusted had broken that trust in a devious and nasty way hurt more than the satisfaction of proving it. Anyway, as I was saying to Elvis only yesterday as we both sat hand in hand watching the tennis on Mars, I never tell lies!
Anyway, as I was saying to Elvis only yesterday as we both sat hand in hand watching the tennis on Mars, I never tell lies!
yes but Jayne you forgot to say you were out your nut on pain killers so to you it most probably was true :smt033
Anyway Daddyjob, I'm sure from your op you want to elaborate on your statement. What did you find out?
It is kind of linked to my other thread, and the hooker involved. Found some messages on my phone between her and I discussing pregnancy. Bearing in mind they are only from a couple of weeks ago (the time she found out she was pregnant) and say things like:
-No i'm not pregnant
-i asked:what if you had the option of being preg? response:hell no
-i don't wana talk babies, i'm far from ready
Needless to say i forwarded them on to the hooker and the new unlucky daddy to be. Always happy to help cause trouble :lol: She has a very short memory when it comes to many things, especially lies. She has even tried lying to the CSA on many occassions only to be proved wrong each and every time :D
timwilky
04-05-12, 06:52 AM
Reminds me of a former colleague.
He was on the phone explaining to a user that the server had failed when his bossed told him to say there was a network error in the building he was based in.
He said to the user. (who just happened to be the general managers PA) "I am sorry, my manager has just told me to lie to you and tell you there is a fault in your building".
Poor sod was dragged into his managers office for a bollocking. I had to intervene. Rule one tell the truth as lies get you caught very quick and then make you look a fool.
Fallout
04-05-12, 07:06 AM
I second the "tell the truth" all the time mentality. Women, do not ask me if your **** looks big in something. I will tell you the truth, you lovely fat arsed ladies. :) Sometimes I may mildly offend people, but in the long term it works out for the best.
i.e. if someone asks me to something I don't want to go to I will say "Sounds rubbish. No". The downside is they are sometimes a bit offended. The upside is, they only invite me to good things in future. Or when a girl asks me how a dress looks and I say "Like a poorly fitting hessian sack", which often causes disappointment, but when the mrs/mother/sister want to know the TRUTH about how they look, I'm the man to ask.
It's just soooo much easier. :)
timwilky
04-05-12, 07:23 AM
My problem with the wife and daughter is the things they don't say or don't want other to know. So not lieing, more economic with the truth.
dizzyblonde
04-05-12, 07:27 AM
My mum asks me if I like something when we go out and look at clothes. My reply is usually, I wouldn't wear it, if you want to look like an old grump, buy it.....she gets the huff and sticks whatever it is on the rack. We haven't been out together for a while. I wonder why? :lol:
Jayneflakes
04-05-12, 11:04 AM
yes but Jayne you forgot to say you were out your nut on pain killers so to you it most probably was true :smt033
Caught red handed, I cannot tell a lie! :alien:
Mrs DJ Fridge
04-05-12, 09:55 PM
I second the "tell the truth" all the time mentality. Women, do not ask me if your **** looks big in something. I will tell you the truth, you lovely fat arsed ladies. :) Sometimes I may mildly offend people, but in the long term it works out for the best.
i.e. if someone asks me to something I don't want to go to I will say "Sounds rubbish. No". The downside is they are sometimes a bit offended. The upside is, they only invite me to good things in future. Or when a girl asks me how a dress looks and I say "Like a poorly fitting hessian sack", which often causes disappointment, but when the mrs/mother/sister want to know the TRUTH about how they look, I'm the man to ask.
It's just soooo much easier. :)
My sons and DJ are brilliant to shop with, they work on the simple principle if I look rubbish in something they are going to have to be seen out with me in it, therefore the just tell the truth. I love them for it, but then I know that NOBODY looks brilliant in everything, and I will just have to find something that does look good.
BanannaMan
05-05-12, 04:26 AM
The truth, I'm all for it. Just be yourself.
However there can always be too much of a good thing.
It should not extend to the point of offending others unless they deserve it.
Be known as a person of your word. But also be known as polite.
I like that dress, yes, you look fabulous dear. ;)
Black and white proof is sweet!
One of the sweetest moments ever. I was involved in helping a local woman who was about to be swindled out of her house by a crooked bank. Had the great opportunity to call out one of the heads of a mega bank.
She, "I never told them that, it's simply not true." (nor was it legal)
Me, "I have a letter here from your office stating exactly that, with your signature on it."
She, ........ (no response)
Owned! :D
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