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MisterTommyH
06-05-12, 07:43 AM
Seriously what is up with you lot?
What the hell goes on in your heads......?
Paul the 6th
06-05-12, 07:48 AM
A recent study showed that 25% of them are on medication for anxiety/depression/various mental problems.
A very frightening statistic if you ask me... 75% of them running round completely un-medicated!
MisterTommyH
06-05-12, 07:51 AM
A recent study showed that 25% of them are on medication for anxiety/depression/various mental problems.
A very frightening statistic if you ask me... 75% of them running round completely un-medicated!
Paul you have just made my day 1000% better.
Cheers
kellyjo
06-05-12, 07:55 AM
Seriously what is up with you lot?
What the hell goes on in your heads......?
Aah hun, sounds like things arent going too great, have a hug from a totally rational, non-hormonal, perfectly together female.... im sure there must be one around here somewhere!!
Well you didnt think I meant me did you...:p
Having said that I think I do all right - I juggle 3 kids, a job, a nightmare ex, a difficult financial situation, health problems and lots more and I'm still smiling. You blokes just keep picking the wrong ones thats all!!
Specialone
06-05-12, 07:59 AM
Wassup Tom ? Tell uncle Phil
Paul the 6th
06-05-12, 08:16 AM
Wassup Tom ? Tell uncle Phil
Have a sit on his knee & he might give you a lollipop :)
Seriously mr. T, the majority of them are neurotic & ruled by their hormones, but there's a rare handful of them who realise life doesn't have to be difficult for the sake of it.
feck knows where they're made or come from but I'll let you know if I ever find the factory.
Aah hun, sounds like things arent going too great, have a hug from a totally rational, non-hormonal, perfectly together female....
Do you take bookings? :)
speedplay
06-05-12, 10:46 AM
As stated.
Most of them are broken, self infatuated, bonkers, weird etc
Kelly-Jo is ok but she's just a sex pest.
Graciepants
06-05-12, 02:34 PM
As stated.
Most of them are broken, self infatuated, bonkers, weird etc
Kelly-Jo is ok but she's just a sex pest.
then again you do have to think who broke us...
but everyone is right - 90% of us are terrifying - best to stay clear to be honest :D
speedplay
06-05-12, 02:50 PM
then again you do have to think who broke us...
but everyone is right - 90% of us are terrifying - best to stay clear to be honest :D
Yup, leave them to the lesbians :)
andrewsmith
06-05-12, 03:28 PM
beer down nose at speedplay!
As KJ and Gracie said women are nuts
Fallout
06-05-12, 03:37 PM
Seriously mr. T, the majority of them are neurotic & ruled by their hormones, but there's a rare handful of them who realise life doesn't have to be difficult for the sake of it.
Got home today after being out riding for most of the day, to find a roast being cooked for me. I was then allowed to put my feet up, given cider and invited to have a cigarette inside on the couch.
You're right. ABSOLUTELY FRIKKEN INCONSISTENTLY MENTAL. I expect castration tomorrow. :rolleyes:
Amadeus
06-05-12, 04:10 PM
A recent study showed that 25% of them are on medication for anxiety/depression/various mental problems.
A very frightening statistic if you ask me... 75% of them running round completely un-medicated!
I liked that one. Have you had that one stored up, ready for the right time to use it? :-)
then again you do have to think who broke us...
but everyone is right - 90% of us are terrifying - best to stay clear to be honest :D
Women were already broken, you're that complicated even the mighty creator CBA to finish the job off :lol:
I agree, stay clear until 'nature calls' (testosterone or broody)
Specialone
06-05-12, 04:34 PM
I must be extremely lucky, my wife is absolutely sound 99% of the time, most other women get on my nerves if I'm around them too much though tbh.
A lot are nuts, they don't understand themselves so we've got no chance.
MisterTommyH
06-05-12, 05:00 PM
This particular bout of nuttiness has been confirmed as insane by a independent female third party - although said 3rd party did say it made them feel guilty about things in their past...... even the supposedly sane ones appear to have been nutty at some point!
Oh well. Onwards and upwards.
Geodude
06-05-12, 06:20 PM
My ex missus was outstanding, fit, fun and had a superb sense of humour. She hated girly crap, shopping and spending money on rubbish. Was very happy to dig in the garden, mix concrete, infact most diy she enjoyed. She gave me free reign and encouraged me to do anything i wanted to do which included buying whatever i wanted if i could afford it. So proof that they're not all a mad foaming at the mouth species.
So if you have a good one make sure you tell them every day how lucky you are and how special they are and hug them like there's no tomorrow because you'll never have another one as good, and its too late when they've gone to do the above. Sermon over :study:
xGx
Geodude
06-05-12, 06:20 PM
Nice to see Gracie's still lurking :)
My ex missus was outstanding, fit, fun and had a superb sense of humour. She hated girly crap, shopping and spending money on rubbish. Was very happy to dig in the garden, mix concrete, infact most diy she enjoyed. She gave me free reign and encouraged me to do anything i wanted to do which included buying whatever i wanted if i could afford it. So proof that they're not all a mad foaming at the mouth species.
So if you have a good one make sure you tell them every day how lucky you are and how special they are and hug them like there's no tomorrow because you'll never have another one as good, and its too late when they've gone to do the above. Sermon over :study:
xGx
My guess is that she had wings and a halo :smt050
Geodude
06-05-12, 06:43 PM
She sure did daddyjob as she used to dress as a 12 foot angel in her job as a street entertainer :)
Shellywoozle
06-05-12, 09:04 PM
Come to your local police station and talk to PC Woozle ..... I promise my cs and baton do not hurt ;)
Paul the 6th
06-05-12, 09:07 PM
Come to your local police station and talk to PC Woozle ..... I promise my cs and baton do not hurt ;)
Woof ding dang! What time?
:smt050 :smt060 :love: :smt118 Have you got handcuffs too???????? :lol:
Mrs DJ Fridge
06-05-12, 09:40 PM
We are all sane, it's just your perception that is off.
MisterTommyH
06-05-12, 11:40 PM
Come to your local police station and talk to PC Woozle ..... I promise my cs and baton do not hurt ;)
Lol,
Can you use them to persuade some sense into a certain person if required? lol
Oh and if you could arrange for any sirens to be turned off along the A5 tonight it would be very much appreciated.... sleep now desperately required :pale:
We are all sane, it's just your perception that is off.
No no.
ravingdavis
06-05-12, 11:58 PM
I must be extremely lucky, my wife is absolutely sound 99% of the time, most other women get on my nerves if I'm around them too much though tbh.
A lot are nuts, they don't understand themselves so we've got no chance.
Sorry mate but your wife is as batsh!t insane as the rest of them... She must be in order to put up with you.
Jayneflakes
07-05-12, 12:02 AM
Yup, leave them to the lesbians :)
You called... :)
We are all sane, it's just your perception that is off.
I am one of those rare women that is not hormone fueled, I am constantly level headed, mellow and peaceful. I do not need antidepressants or other forms of medication to control my mental health, but and this is a big but...
I do not have a small minded irritating little man, annoying the hell out of me by running around following his hormone fueled appendage, trying to copulate with any of my pretty friends! You would be amazed at the difference that this makes to a woman's mood. :D
I have had a couple of boy friends, I have experienced first hand the effects that they have and trust me, since shacking up with another woman, I have not needed a single brain altering chemical! :smt050
Trust me ladies, ditch the penis and the man attached to it, for it is a small minded appendage with a useless bit of skin on the end. I recently discovered a machine that can open really tight jars, this means that men are now totally obsolete. :smt039
i'll have you know not all men are self obsessed, sex hungry wife beaters that think women are only good for 1 thing.
i seem to be one of the very lucky ones as my wife is much like the one Geo described. i think this is why we have been together for 20 years and married for 16.
ok so Lorna might not be the prettiest one out there but to me she is gorgeous, witty and intelligent (biggest thing i look for in women). a wife to me is not someone who i fancy but someone i can live with and will always love no matter what life throws at us.
yes i'm a very lucky man indeed to have such a beautiful wife.
-Ralph-
07-05-12, 12:42 AM
Seriously what is up with you lot?
What the hell goes on in your heads......?
Stop asking that question, and accept that you'll never know the answer. After that you'll get on just fine. ;)
BanannaMan
07-05-12, 04:09 AM
Seriously what is up with you lot?
What the hell goes on in your heads......?
Seriously, That's my questions for the men.
Don't know about you lot but I like women and enjoy being around them!
Always got on well with most. Put me in a crowd of strangers and I'll end up somewhere off to the side talking to a girl everytime.
A talent that served me well when I was a younger (single, better looking) man. LOL
Still enjoy talking to the ladies.
Never really got into the men vs. women thing. We're all people, male and female. Married to angel and have good friends, male and female.
Accept people for who they are and look for the things you have in common, not differences.
Seriously, That's my questions for the men.
Don't know about you lot but I like women and enjoy being around them!
Always got on well with most. Put me in a crowd of strangers and I'll end up somewhere off to the side talking to a girl everytime.
A talent that served me well when I was a younger (single, better looking) man. LOL
Still enjoy talking to the ladies.
The above passage could well have been written by me.
This doesn't mean to say I can understand them, empathise with them or indeed want to be one of them. Over the years I have learned to accept that they are all, without any exceptions, as mad as a bucket of musical lobsters. They do the most irrational things, and then blame you for their failings, paranoia and emotional misgivings. As my mate Ken says, and as I've repeated here before "If they didn't have fanni*s, we'd throw rocks at them"
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