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Littlepeahead
10-05-12, 11:33 AM
(No blondes to take offence at the title, just a figure of speech you understand)

I get my new tax disc last month and because I've got one those theft proof holders that take half an hour to unscrew I put off the job of replacing the disc for another day. Instead I put the paper circle 'in a safe place'.

Cue 2 weeks later when I want to go out on the bike and realise that I haven't done my disc and now can't find it anywhere. Turned the house upside down looking for it wasting valuable riding time and eventually give up, deciding I'll have to take the hit of paying the admin fee for a replacement.

Go out on the bike anyway, after all I have paid tax so unlikely to get pulled over.

Get home, remove helmet, tax disc tucked into lining.

Doh!

#-o
Dabteacake
10-05-12, 12:59 PM
Bugger I hate putting something somewhere safe. Can never bloody find it again lol
Fallout
10-05-12, 01:17 PM
Isn't this what you girls have bras/cleavage for? Storing of important paper items of monetary value. ;)
andrewsmith
10-05-12, 01:37 PM
9.5/10 For the fail 3.5/10 for the stash place
NTECUK
10-05-12, 01:43 PM
Hence forth you shal be caled
Chantele
Littlepeahead
10-05-12, 01:49 PM
I've also misplaced a key to the front door of the Lord's pavilion. These are only given to a few people so I'm in deep doodoo. They are definitely not in my cleavage. That's where Treacle stores his cupcakes.
Bluepete
10-05-12, 03:05 PM
If you need a second opinion LPH, give me a shout.

I have warm hands...

Google is fun!

http://i276.photobucket.com/albums/kk24/conker51/b958f6ed.jpg

Pete ;)
SoulKiss
10-05-12, 03:27 PM
If you need a second opinion LPH, give me a shout.

I have warm hands...

Google is fun!

http://i276.photobucket.com/albums/kk24/conker51/b958f6ed.jpg

Pete ;)

Thats disgusting
Bluepete
10-05-12, 03:29 PM
I know Dave, I tried to find an Android device, but them apples look good to me!

Pete ;)
Bluepete
10-05-12, 03:29 PM
I know Dave, I tried to find an Android device, but them apples look good to me!

Pete ;)

The irony is, this is posted from my iPad which cocked up and posted twice!
Fallout
10-05-12, 04:15 PM
So does this woman have to take her top off to get to her phone whenever she gets a call?

What is her phone number?
Bluepete
10-05-12, 04:25 PM
So does this woman have to take her top off to get to her phone whenever she gets a call?

What is her phone number?

Given that women have cunningly worked out how to remove their bras without taking off their tops, I doubt you'll enjoy ringing her as much as she enjoys being called. Her phones on vibrate!

Pete ;)
Fallout
10-05-12, 07:20 PM
Given that women have cunningly worked out how to remove their bras without taking off their tops, I doubt you'll enjoy ringing her as much as she enjoys being called. Her phones on vibrate!

Pete ;)

We can hope Pete. We can hope! :D
DJFridge
10-05-12, 09:43 PM
That bra is quite clever. Put the pouch on the other side and you'd look like a right t1t
Fallout
11-05-12, 07:02 AM
That bra is quite clever. Put the pouch on the other side and you'd look like a right t1t

:smt038 :D
Winder
11-05-12, 12:20 PM
Can't see the appeal to women with that one. Have your phone under your arm pit all day then put it to the side of your face to make a call. Nice
NTECUK
11-05-12, 12:30 PM
It would also lead to water damage .
Sarah did it to her nocia but storing it in the front.
Sally
11-05-12, 01:41 PM
9.5/10 For the fail 3.5/10 for the stash place

Why did I read that as '3.5/10 snatch'? :cat:

My minds corrupt. :smt016
DJFridge
11-05-12, 09:02 PM
Why did I read that as '3.5/10 snatch'? :cat:

My minds corrupt. :smt016

That's a poorly rated snatch.